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Old 06-17-2011, 01:21 PM   #1
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Serious question time: I have a rather large penis...
and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

Any tips?
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:23 PM   #2
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Call your insurance agent and purchase anal demolition insurance.

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Old 06-17-2011, 01:24 PM   #3
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Post pix in random girls and make a site.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:26 PM   #4
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Very sound advice. Would hate to destroy it then be stuck for life with a worn out used up useless asshole to contend with.. at least some financial gains would ease my suffering while dealing with her used up old sand hole.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:26 PM   #5
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:27 PM   #6
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Post pix in random girls and make a site.
Am I supposed to use a print-out of the website to help glide it in or something? I'm not quite following young grasshopper. This is a very serious issue that reaches beyond the scapes of solving issues by webmastering.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:28 PM   #7
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You are that fat guy that used to want to fight people on the street over at Medium Pimpin board.

Your penis is small. JK man, how has life been?
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:30 PM   #8
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:32 PM   #9
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Does she know that your penis is fake ?
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:32 PM   #10
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You are that fat guy that used to want to fight people on the street over at Medium Pimpin board.

Your penis is small. JK man, how has life been?
I never knew Medium Pimpin had a board lol, life's been life.. I still have that penile dysfunction, it keeps getting bigger every time it see's you.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:33 PM   #11
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I never knew Medium Pimpin had a board lol, life's been life.. I still have that penile dysfunction, it keeps getting bigger every time it see's you.
Aww, don't lie. All of us "old timers" remember you.
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Fuck her pussy.
Did that, had a baby, trying something new this time.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:34 PM   #13
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Aww, don't lie. All of us "old timers" remember you.
Oh ive always been a vocal fucker.. however never ever on Medium Pimpin.. just GG&J and DMPM.. oh and here of course
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:35 PM   #14
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Old 06-17-2011, 04:01 PM   #15
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and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

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I could stunk cock for you
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Old 06-17-2011, 04:08 PM   #16
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and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

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Do what I did. I had penis reduction surgery. Oddly enough I nearly stroked out during the operation; This was about this time last year. I'm still hung like a horse, just don't hurt the wife as much.
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