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glowlite · 06-27-2011, 10:09 PM

...they found the marketing guru suffering from deep, self-inflicted knife wounds...

JFK · 06-27-2011, 10:14 PM

a hard way to go

L-Pink · 06-27-2011, 10:24 PM

Stabbing myself in the groin wouldn't make the top 50 ways I would kill myself.

cosis · 06-27-2011, 10:25 PM

I'm gonna miss his informercials

V_RocKs · 06-27-2011, 10:41 PM

What a shithead... When the coyote brings some illegals into America, you inform him that he doesn't have to "deadhead" back into Mexico. He will be happier than shit to help you get in...

PornoMonster · 06-28-2011, 01:43 AM

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martinsc · 06-28-2011, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Stabbing myself in the groin wouldn't make the top 50 ways I would kill myself.

gmr324 · 06-28-2011, 05:46 AM

they should sentence him to watching his own infomercials from his jail cell 24/7

SallyRand · 06-28-2011, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by glowlite

...they found the marketing guru suffering from deep, self-inflicted knife wounds...

I don't understand these big-time scammer dudes. It is as though they have advanced Hubris. They know they will eventually get caught but have no exit strategy in place before the hammer falls. There are any number of countries which will not extradite for white-collar crimes but these fools leave their ill-gotten gains lying around in US banks, readily available for seizure while sitting on their asses at home waiting for the Fibbies to come get them.

Had I done a deal like Lapre did, I'd have been out of there a long time ago with the money safe in untraceable offshore accounts.

candyflip · 06-28-2011, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I don't understand these big-time scammer dudes. It is as though they have advanced Hubris. They know they will eventually get caught but have no exit strategy in place before the hammer falls. There are any number of countries which will not extradite for white-collar crimes but these fools leave their ill-gotten gains lying around in US banks, readily available for seizure while sitting on their asses at home waiting for the Fibbies to come get them.

Had I done a deal like Lapre did, I'd have been out of there a long time ago with the money safe in untraceable offshore accounts.

ThunderBalls · 06-28-2011, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I don't understand these big-time scammer dudes. It is as though they have advanced Hubris. They know they will eventually get caught but have no exit strategy in place before the hammer falls. There are any number of countries which will not extradite for white-collar crimes but these fools leave their ill-gotten gains lying around in US banks, readily available for seizure while sitting on their asses at home waiting for the Fibbies to come get them.

Had I done a deal like Lapre did, I'd have been out of there a long time ago with the money safe in untraceable offshore accounts.

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MrBottomTooth · 06-28-2011, 07:24 AM

Check out his website. Almost sounded like a suicide note.

http://www.donlapre.com/

yet at the same time he had to throw in pictures of how awesome his houses and lifestyle were. What a douche.

JamesGw · 06-28-2011, 07:43 AM

That sounds really unpleasant. The femoral artery is pretty deep in there. I wouldn't count on trying to hit that to commit suicide.

brassmonkey · 06-28-2011, 07:43 AM

from his one bedroom apartment to a jail cell. hes in some big trouble

charlie g · 06-28-2011, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I don't understand these big-time scammer dudes. It is as though they have advanced Hubris. They know they will eventually get caught but have no exit strategy in place before the hammer falls. There are any number of countries which will not extradite for white-collar crimes but these fools leave their ill-gotten gains lying around in US banks, readily available for seizure while sitting on their asses at home waiting for the Fibbies to come get them.

Had I done a deal like Lapre did, I'd have been out of there a long time ago with the money safe in untraceable offshore accounts.

Ya, you are a small time wannabe scammer Marion. You can only watch with envy as you will never be a big time scammer dude.

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Kenny B! · 06-28-2011, 08:24 AM

If you place hundreds of tiny stab wounds in your groin...

Tom_PM · 06-28-2011, 08:52 AM

Tiny little nads.

CurrentlySober · 06-28-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Tiny little nads.

moeloubani · 06-28-2011, 09:08 AM

Can't he just move somewhere where he won't be extradited to the US? Living as a secret millionaire can't be that bad.

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