Weirdest Sex Laws in United States - GoFuckYourself.com

MasterBlow · 08-01-2011, 10:19 AM

1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.

2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.

3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.

4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?

6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal — if they're nude.

8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

9. Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish — ladies, apparently, you’re in the clear.

seeandsee · 08-01-2011, 10:48 AM

old crazy laws who nobody use :D

JamesGw · 08-01-2011, 10:57 AM

#10 is the oddest IMO. How would that even come into being?

96ukssob · 08-01-2011, 10:59 AM

funny because those were set because of an action of it happening prior

NaughtyVisions · 08-01-2011, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow

2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.

Uh oh...

Jowebart · 08-01-2011, 11:03 AM

10. is like

wtf

Brujah · 08-01-2011, 11:08 AM

I like #8. YeeeeeHaw!

JamesChoopa · 08-01-2011, 11:11 AM

Scary thing is, all of these had to have had happened in order for a law to be made about them.

Funny shit!

mountainmiester · 08-01-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow

1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.

2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.

3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.

4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?

6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal ? if they're nude.

8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

9. Utah: Sex with an animal ? unless performed for profit ? is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish ? ladies, apparently, you?re in the clear.

And then there are these:

In Washington, D.C. the only acceptable sexual position is missionary, all others are illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is illegal to talk dirty during sex.

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

In Utah, it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city?s airport property.

In Alabama it?s illegal for a woman to buy a vibrating sex toy.

2MuchMark · 08-01-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mountainmiester

And then there are these:

In Washington, D.C. the only acceptable sexual position is missionary, all others are illegal.

Completely understandable.

mountainmiester · 08-01-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Completely understandable.

I dunno, I see a lot of people getting fucked in the ass from DC. Guess that doesn't count.

redwhiteandblue · 08-01-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow

8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

Damn, I'm always doing that.

Scott McD · 08-01-2011, 12:46 PM

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In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

RyuLion · 08-01-2011, 12:48 PM

US of lame...

adultchatpay · 08-01-2011, 04:37 PM

I think most of those weird laws are not followed when you are going at it.

Emma · 08-02-2011, 02:24 AM

In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on

marlboroack · 08-02-2011, 02:30 AM

Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

marlboroack · 08-02-2011, 02:31 AM

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In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on

yeah dude, i heard this also. I'm from Virginia.

Si · 08-02-2011, 06:32 AM

Klen · 08-02-2011, 07:53 AM

8 one is best.

John-ACWM · 08-02-2011, 09:10 AM

Fun stuff in this weird world

LAJ · 08-02-2011, 10:10 AM

Leave it to Utah to be the most fucked up.

stach14 · 08-02-2011, 11:19 AM

Those are freaking hilarious and kinda scary. don't lawmakers have better things to do...

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MasterBlow Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 2,059	Weirdest Sex Laws in United States 1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex. 2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. 3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat. 4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. 5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone? 6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. 7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal — if they're nude. 8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. 9. Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal. 10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. 11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish — ladies, apparently, you’re in the clear. __________________ Last edited by MasterBlow; 08-01-2011 at 10:20 AM..

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