Conan the Barbarian 2011 - GoFuckYourself.com

MasterBlow · 08-08-2011, 02:53 AM

Khal Drogo from Games of thrones??

Jarmusch · 08-08-2011, 02:58 AM

What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

VenzuelanChick · 08-08-2011, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

Call me old school but I like my classics

Klen · 08-08-2011, 03:55 AM

I dont know he look more like pussy then a man .

Chosen · 08-08-2011, 04:03 AM

Not going to watch it

calvinawe · 08-08-2011, 04:20 AM

this movie to the old Conan movies is like Bon Jovi to Slayer.
(1st impression)

seeandsee · 08-08-2011, 04:30 AM

looks good , on my watch list

Zorgman · 08-08-2011, 04:37 AM

I think I will wait for it to come on TV.. that looks pretty shit and that most likely the best parts.

Shey · 08-08-2011, 04:41 AM

Yip, same dude, I predict a disaster

mineistaken · 08-08-2011, 05:46 AM

well I will watch it

thickcash_amo · 08-08-2011, 07:35 AM

I will watch it when it goes to redbox

cardinalvices · 08-08-2011, 07:41 AM

Disaster despite expectations. There is only one Arnold..

CamJack · 08-08-2011, 07:46 AM

Metrosexual Conan...why didnt they get the Twighlight douchbags then? I'm with you VenChick.

I couldn't even watch the Freddy Kruger remake.
And don't get me started on these fucking Smurfs

stephane76 · 08-08-2011, 07:47 AM

real Conan FTW

adamz · 08-08-2011, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices

Disaster despite expectations. There is only one Arnold..

Well that is true, "There is only one Arnold" Jason Momoa who you might recognize from Game of Thrones or StarGate: Atlantis is actually perfect for this.

I'm quite pumped to hear him say the line, "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. "

Here's hoping

michael.kickass · 08-08-2011, 08:18 AM

Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas.

RebelR · 08-08-2011, 08:36 AM

Saw the preview for it, and first impression, its a blatant attempt to appeal to the younger generation, with corny humor, and most likely something relevant to today. The movie doesn't need to be remade. Just re-watched it again on the weekend and it still holds its own. (Grace Jones is still scary). Not to worry though, next Red Sonja will be remade with Lindsay Lohan.

F-U-Jimmy · 08-08-2011, 08:51 AM

This Conan should have stayed with Stargate Atlantis and died with it . The film looks like it will be just another failed remake like "Clash of the Titans", worst 3D effects ever IMHO...

Now they are making a re hash of "Jason and the Argonauts".

The only good thing to come from the Clash remake was this young lady
Gemma Arterton

CaptainHowdy · 08-08-2011, 08:53 AM

No, thanks ...

JFK · 08-08-2011, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass

Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas.

NAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW, do you really think so ??

JamesGw · 08-08-2011, 09:08 AM

I'm not excited to see it at all. The original was awesome, though.

pornmasta · 08-08-2011, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

thread saved !

2intense · 08-08-2011, 09:34 AM

shitty movie

TheSquealer · 08-08-2011, 09:54 AM

Nerds talk and fanatic (and somewhat disturbing) loyalty to a cartoon/book aside, the Schwarzenegger movie is not that good of a movie. It was fine for the time, but not a movie that stands the test of time and few people would consider it a good movie had they just became aware of it today and watched it for the first time. It's "OK" at best.

The trailer for the new one made me want to watch it. I'm not a nerd. Just someone that appreciates a couple hours of worthwhile entertainment. It appears like it will be worth the ticket/time.

Comparing this movie to the other Conan movie is absurd given that with the trailer, you can see its an entirely different film, an entirely different story, done on an entirely different scale... and I've seen the original a million times when I was growing up.

tommy5tone · 08-08-2011, 10:30 AM

part of me wants to see this, but I can't fully decide yet. I will probably still go.

Emma · 08-08-2011, 02:25 PM

new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner...

RuthB · 08-08-2011, 02:36 PM

He may not be as big as Arnie, but damn Jason Momoa is highly fuckable!

AnimeFevers · 08-08-2011, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma

new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner...

Poindexterity · 08-08-2011, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR

Just re-watched it again on the weekend and it still holds its own. (Grace Jones is still scary).

you're talking about the sequel, conan the destroyer. the WORST movie i've ever seen.
utter dick shit if i ever smelt it.

now the first one, conan the barbarian was, in my opinion, one of the BEST movies ever made.

nikki99 · 08-08-2011, 02:48 PM

I liked grace jones, geez I am old?

BettingHandle · 08-09-2011, 12:50 AM

To anyone who is a true Conan comic fan this movie will be fine. For those who mistakenly see the Arnold movies as the standard, what you don't know is they kinda sucked.

TorchWood · 08-09-2011, 01:05 AM

Gone are the days of original films...
Waiter?!...Please bring me a classic with a side of rehashed crap...

drmadcat · 08-09-2011, 01:09 AM

that looks shit

mavruda · 08-09-2011, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterBlow

Khal Drogo from Games of thrones??

Yep - he is.

cherrylula · 08-09-2011, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

um, Arnold what's his name? LOL

This Conan MUCH hotter! Means women will make their whole family go see it!

cherrylula · 08-09-2011, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass

Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas.

oh gee meanwhile Lady GAGA XXX from Hustler is selling like hotcakes... why fix something that isn't broken... at least they know they'll make $$$!

mavruda · 08-09-2011, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma

new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner...

The original Conan character does not look like Arnold too. Conan is over 6 feets tall, cobalt blue eyes, black colored hair - as raven's wing and is a smart one. The Governator/ well.... the ex governor/ is brown - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_color...rzenegger_have. In all his movies Arnold remains silent - probably for lack of artistic/acting talent. "Get down" and "I'll be back" are his common phrases. Conan can be sarcastic - all the time, he may argues, even though he's barbarian, and to convince people with talks.
Jason Momoa is a pretty boy, a model - he has the height, the muscles, but he looks gentle and elegant - did I said a model ? Conan should be more rough, uncouth /but not unhandy/
I guess they chose him because of his portfolio and previous success in movies he did before - he is pretty famous and the guys who played Conan before are now old dudes.
On the audition of Conan there were many guys with imposing physique who were showing muscles and even the exit of their rears / LOL/ so they should get that role, but the producer picked Momoa - he's cool dude.

John-ACWM · 08-09-2011, 10:16 AM

Looks entertaining but indeed the classic is the classic.

pornmasta · 08-09-2011, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

Means women will make their whole family go see it!

CurrentlySober · 08-09-2011, 11:20 AM

Looks a bit too scary for me...

Prob wont watch it, as I hate nightmares...

brassmonkey · 08-09-2011, 11:20 AM

will never be as good as the original. the people that made these movies are dead and gone

beast master was a good one as well

Tom_PM · 08-09-2011, 11:22 AM

Dear Hollywood,

Please. A new idea. You can do it. Feel your confidence.

Sincerely,
All Humans

SomeCreep · 08-09-2011, 02:15 PM

Doesn't look that great.

brassmonkey · 08-09-2011, 02:21 PM

should have used the rock johnson for this

Anthony · 08-09-2011, 02:35 PM

New Conan is going to kick some ass!

adamz · 08-09-2011, 02:43 PM

Name: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger
Nicknames: The Oak, The Austrian Oak, The Olympian, Oak, The King, Champ, Arnie,
Schwazzie, Arnold Strong
Location: Los Angeles, California USA
Born: July 30, 1947 in Graz, Austria.
Height: 6'2"
Arms: 22"
Chest: 57"
Waist: 34"
Thighs: 28.5"
Calves: 20"
Off Season Weight: Around 260 lbs.
Competition Weight: Around 235 lbs.
Favorite Exercise: Bent-Over Rows

VS

Jason Momoa mini-bio: Jason was raised in Norwalk, Iowa by his mother. He is 6′4″ and of mixed Hawaiian and Caucasian descent. In 1998, he returned to Hawaii where he was discovered by international designer Takeo and launched his modelling career. In 1999 he won Hawaii's Model of the Year and hosted the Miss Teen Hawaii contest. Momoa is best known for his roles as Jason Ioane (1999-2001) in Baywatch and as Ronon Dex (2005-), an elite firearms and mêlée warrior in Stargate Atlantis.

V_RocKs · 08-10-2011, 01:07 PM

never remake a classic

GTS Mark · 08-10-2011, 02:36 PM

Fuck that shit!

J. Falcon · 08-10-2011, 02:45 PM

Thats gonna suck big time.

Elli · 08-10-2011, 02:48 PM

If they touch Red Sonja, I'm out. Leave the classics alone!

Oh ffs.. from the wiki:

"A new adaptation of Red Sonja not based on the original film is currently in the works. It will be produced by Robert Rodriguez, directed by Douglas Aarniokoski (with considerable participation of Rodriguez). Rose McGowan will be playing Red Sonja despite to rumor that Megan Fox was going to take the role. The rumor was later denied by Fox's publicity firm as false on April 5, 2010 [1]. Kulan Gath will play a major role in the movie. The release date was reported to be late 2009 with a teaser poster being released which shows Red Sonja with her sword atop of a pile of skulls. Shortly after, another teaser poster was released with a 2010 release date.

Due to financial problems, the film has been put on hiatus and it is unknown if the film will go into production. In July 2010, actress Rose McGowan stated "everything's based on maybe how Conan does...I hope to do it". While in October 2010, Robert Rodriguez stated he had left the project altogether."

08-08-2011, 02:53 AM	#1
MasterBlow Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 2,059	Conan the Barbarian 2011 Khal Drogo from Games of thrones?? __________________ Last edited by MasterBlow; 08-08-2011 at 02:55 AM..

08-08-2011, 04:20 AM	#6
calvinawe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: AWE hq Posts: 786	this movie to the old Conan movies is like Bon Jovi to Slayer. (1st impression) __________________ yep. Last edited by calvinawe; 08-08-2011 at 04:22 AM..

08-08-2011, 04:30 AM	#7
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	looks good , on my watch list __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

08-08-2011, 04:37 AM	#8
Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	I think I will wait for it to come on TV.. that looks pretty shit and that most likely the best parts. __________________ ---

08-08-2011, 04:41 AM	#9
Shey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,654	Yip, same dude, I predict a disaster __________________ Regards, Shey <at> datePROFITS.com\| ICQ: 279858568 \| Skype: sheysworld \| Y!M: sheyla702 datePROFITS: Every Niche of ExGF Dating Sites!

08-08-2011, 02:58 AM	#2
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

08-08-2011, 03:55 AM	#4
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I dont know he look more like pussy then a man .

08-08-2011, 04:03 AM	#5
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Not going to watch it

08-08-2011, 05:46 AM	#10
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	well I will watch it

08-08-2011, 07:35 AM	#11
thickcash_amo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,847	I will watch it when it goes to redbox __________________ - Skype: jim_3rdshiftvideo Petite18.com, MeanMassage.com TeasePOV.com, SeeMomSuck.com TugPass Network - includes access to 9 Sites Elite Webmasters Earn 70% Revshare!

08-08-2011, 07:41 AM	#12
cardinalvices Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,084	Disaster despite expectations. There is only one Arnold.. __________________ Cardinal Vices Studio - your one stop shop for webdesign! Paysites \| Consulting \| Tube sites \| TGPs \| Galleries/Banner ads \| Flash peel ads Start your own cam site - Get Live Cam Site Solution

08-08-2011, 07:46 AM	#13
CamJack Old School Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NY Posts: 1,334	Metrosexual Conan...why didnt they get the Twighlight douchbags then? I'm with you VenChick. I couldn't even watch the Freddy Kruger remake. And don't get me started on these fucking Smurfs __________________ Skype: promote.promote [email protected]

08-08-2011, 07:47 AM	#14
stephane76 Best VOD Company Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: NC Posts: 3,885	real Conan FTW

08-08-2011, 08:18 AM	#16
michael.kickass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 11,039	Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas. __________________ NICERATIOS - $30 PPS - 50% Rev Share - 5% WM Referral - High Converting Sites! Any questions about your NICERATIOS account? Vanessa will take care of you: [email protected] Looking to expand your business in general, maybe sell your sites? Contact me: [email protected]

08-08-2011, 08:36 AM	#17
RebelR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Across the river Styx Posts: 1,998	Saw the preview for it, and first impression, its a blatant attempt to appeal to the younger generation, with corny humor, and most likely something relevant to today. The movie doesn't need to be remade. Just re-watched it again on the weekend and it still holds its own. (Grace Jones is still scary). Not to worry though, next Red Sonja will be remade with Lindsay Lohan. __________________ Rich"at"rebel-ads.com ICQ 644377336 or MSN ruralx"at"hotmail.com

08-08-2011, 08:51 AM	#18
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	This Conan should have stayed with Stargate Atlantis and died with it . The film looks like it will be just another failed remake like "Clash of the Titans", worst 3D effects ever IMHO... Now they are making a re hash of "Jason and the Argonauts". The only good thing to come from the Clash remake was this young lady Gemma Arterton __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

08-08-2011, 08:53 AM	#19
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,009	No, thanks ... __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

08-08-2011, 09:08 AM	#21
JamesGw Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,237	I'm not excited to see it at all. The original was awesome, though. __________________ Giggles.com has a huge selection of sex toys. Need backlinks? Ask to guest post on our adult blog.

08-08-2011, 09:34 AM	#23
2intense Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Google Posts: 12,442	shitty movie __________________ Most Affordable Firewall & Malware Protection for Linux Servers

08-08-2011, 09:54 AM	#24
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,083	Nerds talk and fanatic (and somewhat disturbing) loyalty to a cartoon/book aside, the Schwarzenegger movie is not that good of a movie. It was fine for the time, but not a movie that stands the test of time and few people would consider it a good movie had they just became aware of it today and watched it for the first time. It's "OK" at best. The trailer for the new one made me want to watch it. I'm not a nerd. Just someone that appreciates a couple hours of worthwhile entertainment. It appears like it will be worth the ticket/time. Comparing this movie to the other Conan movie is absurd given that with the trailer, you can see its an entirely different film, an entirely different story, done on an entirely different scale... and I've seen the original a million times when I was growing up.

08-08-2011, 10:30 AM	#25
tommy5tone Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Los Angeles, Calif. Posts: 155	part of me wants to see this, but I can't fully decide yet. I will probably still go. __________________ Tommy Stone\|Marketing Director\|VideoClickers.com ICQ: 635761294\|Skype: Tommy.5tone

08-08-2011, 02:25 PM	#26
Emma Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,288	new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner... __________________ $250 welcome bonus!

08-08-2011, 02:36 PM	#27
RuthB Let's Get Paxumized! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 7,241	He may not be as big as Arnie, but damn Jason Momoa is highly fuckable! __________________ Send & Receive Mass Global Payments - Mass P2P/Wire/EFT/SEPA - Adult Industry Friendly - Award Winning Payment Service - Fast, Reliable & Secure! Paxum ...... Paxum Bank Email: [email protected] ~ Telegram: PaxumRuth

08-08-2011, 02:48 PM	#30
nikki99 Supermodel Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Sodoma & Gomorra Posts: 22,847	I liked grace jones, geez I am old? __________________ SMC Revenue - Best Tgirl websites of the world now VR Non exclusive BIG Tranny/shemale Package for sale, full 2257 - hit me up skype: nikkimontero

08-09-2011, 12:50 AM	#31
BettingHandle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,832	To anyone who is a true Conan comic fan this movie will be fine. For those who mistakenly see the Arnold movies as the standard, what you don't know is they kinda sucked. __________________

08-09-2011, 01:05 AM	#32
TorchWood Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Seville, Spain Posts: 45	Gone are the days of original films... Waiter?!...Please bring me a classic with a side of rehashed crap... __________________ icq: 641315070 icq: 641942104

08-09-2011, 01:09 AM	#33
drmadcat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: in the back room wanking Posts: 2,024	that looks shit __________________ asiamoviepass.com

08-09-2011, 10:16 AM	#38
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	Looks entertaining but indeed the classic is the classic. __________________ Video Chat Forum

08-09-2011, 11:20 AM	#40
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,511	Looks a bit too scary for me... Prob wont watch it, as I hate nightmares... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

08-09-2011, 11:20 AM	#41
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,948	will never be as good as the original. the people that made these movies are dead and gone beast master was a good one as well __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

08-09-2011, 11:22 AM	#42
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Dear Hollywood, Please. A new idea. You can do it. Feel your confidence. Sincerely, All Humans __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

08-09-2011, 02:15 PM	#43
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Doesn't look that great. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

08-09-2011, 02:21 PM	#44
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,948	should have used the rock johnson for this __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

08-09-2011, 02:35 PM	#45
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	New Conan is going to kick some ass! __________________

08-09-2011, 02:43 PM	#46
adamz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Montreal Posts: 163	Name: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger Nicknames: The Oak, The Austrian Oak, The Olympian, Oak, The King, Champ, Arnie, Schwazzie, Arnold Strong Location: Los Angeles, California USA Born: July 30, 1947 in Graz, Austria. Height: 6'2" Arms: 22" Chest: 57" Waist: 34" Thighs: 28.5" Calves: 20" Off Season Weight: Around 260 lbs. Competition Weight: Around 235 lbs. Favorite Exercise: Bent-Over Rows VS Jason Momoa mini-bio: Jason was raised in Norwalk, Iowa by his mother. He is 6′4″ and of mixed Hawaiian and Caucasian descent. In 1998, he returned to Hawaii where he was discovered by international designer Takeo and launched his modelling career. In 1999 he won Hawaii's Model of the Year and hosted the Miss Teen Hawaii contest. Momoa is best known for his roles as Jason Ioane (1999-2001) in Baywatch and as Ronon Dex (2005-), an elite firearms and mêlée warrior in Stargate Atlantis. __________________ Adam \| JuicyBoys.com \| Affiliate Manager \| Content Purchaser E adam(at)juicyboys.com \| ICQ 588537270 \| http://www.xbiz.net/adamz