Is it Gay to go Tanning? - GoFuckYourself.com

KillerK · 08-10-2011, 02:22 PM

Wondering if it's gay if yer a guy and you go tanning?

I know Juicy does it. but ...

xNetworx · 08-10-2011, 02:23 PM

Nope

digitalfantasies · 08-10-2011, 02:23 PM

yeah, if you are a guy and even think about your tan for one single second...

you are gay

CHARGER · 08-10-2011, 02:26 PM

JamesGw · 08-10-2011, 02:26 PM

Never tanned intentionally in my life. That said, I am outside a fair bit. I'm interested to see what my face looks like after I shave my beard come September. I might have sick tan lines.

Oh, also gay.

tiger · 08-10-2011, 02:27 PM

If you are worried about whether or not things you do make you look gay you are probably gay.

Failed · 08-10-2011, 02:29 PM

One of the times I went to pick up my girlfriend (at the time) from a tanning salon, and saw a guy walk out with this awful dark tan. I couldn't help but to laugh a little walking by. I don't think he'd go out looking for some man on man action afterward, he probably just thought about while jerking off later that night.

lazycash · 08-10-2011, 02:29 PM

Yeah, don't think its gay. Oh wait, you say Juicy does it? Yeah probably gay then.

J. Falcon · 08-10-2011, 02:30 PM

Only if you're a man.

LAJ · 08-10-2011, 02:31 PM

It's only gay if you wake up with balls in your mouth.

BareBacked · 08-10-2011, 02:42 PM

No it is gay to go tanning with your boyfriend and blow him in the changing room

epitome · 08-10-2011, 02:48 PM

Its not gay to care about how you look.

Girls dig it, too.

Bryan G · 08-10-2011, 02:49 PM

Yes end of thread.

V_RocKs · 08-10-2011, 02:56 PM

Not gay if you are hot... I was hot when I was 26.... it'd be pointless for me to tan now.

kristin · 08-10-2011, 02:56 PM

Yes.
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Bladewire · 08-10-2011, 03:00 PM

I think you need to be yourself, do what makes you happy and fuck every man in the ass who calls you Gay ~ teach those fuckers a lesson!

L-Pink · 08-10-2011, 03:05 PM

Outside tan = very manly ..... Tanning bed tan = gay

marketsmart · 08-10-2011, 03:05 PM

when you are tan you look a lot better..

if you tan strictly for the ladies, then not gay..

if you tan for yourself, then yes, gaylord..

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RyuLion · 08-10-2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

It's only gay if you wake up with balls in your mouth.

OMG!

Unlimited · 08-10-2011, 03:06 PM

KillerK · 08-10-2011, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Outside tan = very manly ..... Tanning bed tan = gay

This is kinda what I thought.

KillerK · 08-10-2011, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

It's only gay if you wake up with balls in your mouth.

so you've had that happen to yourself I assume.

Sid70 · 08-10-2011, 03:20 PM

Absolutely.

Jarmusch · 08-10-2011, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Outside tan = very manly ..... Tanning bed tan = gay

This.

Also, real men don't use sunscreen.

d-null · 08-10-2011, 06:42 PM

tanning beds are a great mood enhancer in long dark cold rainy winters

ColBigBalls · 08-10-2011, 07:00 PM

Yup still gay.

VikingMan · 08-10-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

It's only gay if you wake up with balls in your mouth.

Easily the best post of the week so far

brassmonkey · 08-10-2011, 07:37 PM

hahahahaha!!!

Juicy D. Links · 08-10-2011, 07:39 PM

Dammit !!!!!!!!

It's all goodddddd

Juicy D. Links · 08-10-2011, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

It's only gay if you wake up with balls in your mouth.

Lololololollolooolo

AdultKing · 08-10-2011, 07:46 PM

Tanning Salons = Skin Cancer.

ColBigBalls · 08-10-2011, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

Tanning Salons = Skin Cancer.

Wut?

Lace · 08-10-2011, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

Tanning Salons = Skin Cancer.

...and the sun=?

AdultKing · 08-10-2011, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

...and the sun=?

The sun also = skin cancer. Which is why us Australians are constantly reminded to use sunscreen and wear shirts and hats when appropriate. While you can only mitigate the sun, it's stupid to lay underneath something, artificial and avoidable, that WILL lead to deadly melanoma.

ExtremeBank_Adam · 08-10-2011, 09:23 PM

We owned a tanning salon for several years. We had probably 10-20% male customers. A lot more guys tanned than I thought would when we opened.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-10-2011, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK

Wondering if it's gay if yer a guy and you go tanning?

I know Juicy does it. but ...

ADG

brassmonkey · 08-10-2011, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

somethings not right about that photo

96ukssob · 08-10-2011, 10:33 PM

its only gay if your touching other men in the tanning booth

Spunky · 08-10-2011, 10:34 PM

Gayest of the gay

raymor · 08-10-2011, 11:21 PM

I'd say tanning is "metro sexual", which means it's gay unless you're in California.

Tanning does indeed ruin your skin, quickly making you look old and wrinkly. I have a female friend in her twenties who was really hot a few years ago. After a couple years of tanning, she looks like she's forty. Of course there's a serious risk of skin cancer. Hmm, look good today and have cancer tomorrow? Only if you're gay (aka Californian).

BUT marketsmart has a point, perhaps:

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

if you tan strictly for the ladies, then not gay..

if you tan for yourself, then yes, gaylord..

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While searching for my one-in-a-million, I went on up to three dates per day. Once I got hot and heavy with three different women within twenty-four hours. When I was seriously dating, going out with a LOT of women, I did the Mystic Tan once or twice. If you are doing a full court press with the ladies I could see a tan as part of that.

P.S.
I am working to improve my grammar and punctuation, so feel free to point out any errors.

mavruda · 08-11-2011, 01:46 AM

VenzuelanChick · 08-11-2011, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Girls dig it, too.

Really?

CurrentlySober · 08-11-2011, 01:48 AM

i cant afford to be gay...

My Pimp · 08-11-2011, 01:51 AM

if you tan for the men, then you are gay.

VenzuelanChick · 08-11-2011, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cant afford to be gay...

Why even try to tan when you you can cover yourself in poo and look as dark as you want?

cutedimples · 08-11-2011, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

Tanning Salons = Skin Cancer.

Not true. Moderate and proper tanning done professionally will give you a protective layer on your skin as a sun screen.

www.tanningtruth.com

Quote:

Tanning: Nature?s Sunscreen

One reason so many people enjoy the professional indoor tanning experience is that trained operators can give a tanner controlled UV exposures to gradually develop natural sunscreen ? often called a "base tan" ? while minimizing the risk of sunburn. The tanning process actually creates two different forms of natural protection against sunburn:

1. Melanin pigment produced when UV light meets the skin literally enshrouds and shields skin cells in the skin?s epidermis, protecting each cell from getting too much UV exposure. Melanin is a powerful anti-oxidant, helping the skin naturally eliminate free-radicals that can cause damage.

2. As the skin tans, the outer layer thickens (a natural process called acanthosis) which is nature?s design to make the skin naturally more resistant to sunburn.

p.s. I'm a girl and I dont think it's gay for men to go tanning. I think men *or anyone* who dont put on sunscreen (to risk their skin and health) because of their ego are dumb.

adultchatpay · 08-11-2011, 05:21 AM

Absolutely a gay move!

seeme · 08-11-2011, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenzuelanChick

Really?

I once went tanning to see if my girlfriend would prefer it, she actually hated it and likes a pale guy

Juicy D. Links · 08-11-2011, 06:21 AM

Tanning = Manliness

Juicy D. Links · 08-11-2011, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Its not gay to care about how you look.

Girls dig it, too.

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Failed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 2,301	One of the times I went to pick up my girlfriend (at the time) from a tanning salon, and saw a guy walk out with this awful dark tan. I couldn't help but to laugh a little walking by. I don't think he'd go out looking for some man on man action afterward, he probably just thought about while jerking off later that night.

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