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Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 04:35 AM

Really anything goes.

ottopottomouse · 08-26-2011, 04:40 AM

Should we buy the black one or the blue one or the white one?

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 04:42 AM

If you have the money laying around: buy them all.

ottopottomouse · 08-26-2011, 04:52 AM

Could do. But purchase price isn't going to be anything like running costs.

Darkhorse · 08-26-2011, 04:53 AM

What do you like for breakfast?

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 04:56 AM

I dont eat breakfast.

Unless im roadtripping through the usa with my gf.
She wants mr to do breakfast and i will eat some cereals with milk, 2 sausages with ketchup, a little bit of scrambled eggs.

HardlinkSells · 08-26-2011, 04:59 AM

Own any blogs? If you do, show us one :D

Darkhorse · 08-26-2011, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

I dont eat breakfast.

Unless im roadtripping through the usa with my gf.
She wants mr to do breakfast and i will eat some cereals with milk, 2 sausages with ketchup, a little bit of scrambled eggs.

Ok, one more if you had to leave your house because it was on fire and you only had time to grab three things what would they be?

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Ok, one more if you had to leave your house because it was on fire and you only had time to grab three things what would they be?

My hd with pictures and videos (personal ones like holidays, vacation, family, friends, girlfriends).

3 rabbits and a guinny pig (although they are in the garden)

My girlfriend.

Darkhorse · 08-26-2011, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

My hd with pictures and videos (personal ones like holidays, vacation, family, friends, girlfriends).

3 rabbits and a guinny pig (although they are in the garden)

My girlfriend.

Dang I was hoping you would forget about her so I could say "wtf you would leave ya gf behind lol"

georgeyw · 08-26-2011, 05:13 AM

what's blue and white and flies through the air?

bjlover · 08-26-2011, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Really anything goes.

Who are you?

Godsmack · 08-26-2011, 05:41 AM

What are you?

jimmycooper · 08-26-2011, 06:45 AM

If this is the answer, what is the question?

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Dang I was hoping you would forget about her so I could say "wtf you would leave ya gf behind lol"

Id rather die then leave her. Without her my life is nothing.

porno jew · 08-26-2011, 07:12 AM

why are you?

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

what's blue and white and flies through the air?

Clouds...

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjlover

Who are you?

Im just another guy making his living in the internet.

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack

What are you?

A male human.

JCreations · 08-26-2011, 07:37 AM

Is Reality Kings and Brazzers at war?

Jack Sparrow · 08-26-2011, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCreations

Is Reality Kings and Brazzers at war?

No. Nobody will die and in the end everybody shakes hands and continues like nothing ever happend.

DEA · 02-27-2012, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Id rather die then leave her. Without her my life is nothing.

how come your gf dumped you? ..is your life nothing now?

.

Jack Sparrow · 02-27-2012, 12:20 PM

Well i'd have to say it sucked major ass the first weeks.
Trying to get over her and move on in life right now.

Finding a new sweetheart. I sold my company (ltd) for a few dollars including the name for a couple thousand. Selling really all of my online assets, domains, sites, couple scripts, some seo software etc now.

Some already have a brand new owner.

Tommorow im having my first job interview in 9 years and im scared as hell. Its for a magazine publisher. Going back to crunching numbers i guess.

Wont really miss the online biz. Been a nice long run and ive gained a lot from it. Its just not my cupatea anymore.

TheSenator · 02-27-2012, 12:21 PM

What is your penis girth in inches?

1-800-313-WETT · 02-27-2012, 12:24 PM

Regarding: Ok, one more if you had to leave your house because it was on fire and you only had time to grab three things what would they be?

Answer: My hd with pictures and videos (personal ones like holidays, vacation, family, friends, girlfriends).

3 rabbits and a guinny pig (although they are in the garden)

My girlfriend.

==
Don't let your girlfriend see that - to be mentioned last just after the guinny pig, lol

2012 · 02-27-2012, 12:31 PM

Where do you see yourself in 5 years ?
Are you personable ?
Have you ever worked with / or around farm animals ?

porno jew · 02-27-2012, 12:31 PM

good luck with the new job.

Jack Sparrow · 02-27-2012, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

good luck with the new job.

Interview first. Then i will have to wait and see if they hire me. Hope so.

tonyparra · 02-27-2012, 12:51 PM

can i have some traffic?

papill0n · 02-27-2012, 01:09 PM

you clearly have some sort of disorder whereby you must have attention

you desrve everything you get man

Scott McD · 02-27-2012, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Really anything goes.

candyflip · 02-27-2012, 01:23 PM

For you my friend.

JosephFM · 02-27-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra

can i have some traffic?

Yes, i want some too or explain a little on how you get it.

cherrylula · 02-27-2012, 01:30 PM

What is the deal with you and Dirty Franck? I only cruised the threads, but it seems pretty serious stuff.

there's a question for ya

Just Alex · 02-27-2012, 01:39 PM

Will you fuck off already, clown?

You didn't sell your "company". Domain expired and that was it. It wasn't worth $9 to renew it.

Jack Sparrow · 02-27-2012, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

you clearly have some sort of disorder whereby you must have attention

you desrve everything you get man

Thread is from last year.
Next time read, think, then post before you judge someone.

beks001 · 02-27-2012, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Really anything goes.

If you had only 500 dollars to invest in adult what would invest in and how?

CaptainHowdy · 02-27-2012, 03:03 PM

Q: Are those eight hours finally over?

ElleSorbet · 02-27-2012, 03:14 PM

where do babies come from? - I know - I'm just curious on your take on the topic

Just Alex · 02-27-2012, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElleSorbet

where do babies come from? - I know - I'm just curious on your take on the topic

Pipo has 18 imaginary kids. All attend elite prep school and have straight A grades. 9 of them are future presidents of European countries and other 9 split between famous mathematicians, musicians, painters and speed skating champions.
Oh, and one illegitimate son conceived out of wedlock. He is going to follow his fathers footsteps and become billionaire entrepreneur with multinational corporation based in LaLa land.

DEA · 02-27-2012, 04:26 PM

are you still going to leave gfy for good?

bns666 · 02-27-2012, 04:43 PM

good luck on the job interview, just don't exaggerate with success stories

Max Potential · 02-27-2012, 04:56 PM

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

Just Alex · 02-27-2012, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666

good luck on the job interview, just don't exaggerate with success stories

He has too. He's probably going for CFO or president of the company spot.
I would love to see Pipo's resume with his employment pullet points.

*President of Pipo's Pixeldust Corporation overseeing 120 employees.

phypon · 02-27-2012, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Ok, one more if you had to leave your house because it was on fire and you only had time to grab three things what would they be?

Sorry jack sparrow, have to thread jack this one. I went through this a couple of years ago. I grabbed my dog, car keys and wallet. All were right near the exit. Trust me, you'd be surprised how quickly a place gets filled with smoke and flames. I don't wish that experience on anyone.

<end thread jack/>

L-Pink · 02-27-2012, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElleSorbet

where do babies come from? - I know - I'm just curious on your take on the topic

MKA · 02-27-2012, 06:38 PM

"do you have any references we can call ?"

JS "indianfella, marco, eastwood and my other employees"

Just Alex · 02-27-2012, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKA

"do you have any references we can call ?"

JS "indianfella, marco, eastwood and my other employees"

Right.

"But Jurg, isn't it same phone number for all of them as well as your moms home number?"

"Well yes and no sir. This is my corporate apartment building that I own, and it has receptionist up front. This is really her number"

"But Jurg, your receptionist has same name as your mother too?"

"I can explain Mr. Van Dick.."

"Get the fuck out weirdo"

MKA · 02-27-2012, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

"But Jurg, your receptionist has same name as your mother too?"

"Hit me up later Mr. Van Dick"
"I'm out for dinner now, i'll respond when i'm back"
"Back in 2 hours Mr. Van Dick"
"I did not got any question from you!?"
"Are you around later today?"
"Are you butthurt Mr. Van Dick?"
"My lawyers will hunt you Mr. Van Dick"

Jacob[Soft] · 02-27-2012, 09:57 PM

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