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How did you lose your virginity?
My girlfriend and I were both high school sophomore's and we had it all planned out, we anxiously waited until school was over, took the bus to my house because we knew my parents would be at work. We used the big bed in the guest room, got undressed, played around, we were in missionary and i slipped my arms around her shoulders, felt the warm and wet love tunnel and jacked it in her hard pulling on her shoulders. She screamed banged her head on the oak headboard and knocked herself unconscious!
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Sat down in the wrong place and it hurt like hell
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Mine was with the girl next door's best friend. To make a long story short my neighbor was divorced and had three kids that would come visit him on weekends and summer vacation. I was 16 his daughter was 15 and that summer when they came down for 3 week she brought her friend who was also 15. About the third day they were here her friend and I hooked up.
That was a fun summer. My mom went to work early, my brother had a summer job so he left early. Those two girls would come over and the neighbor played Atari (yes it was the 80's) while her friend and I would bang then shower and we would hang out for the day. |
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I need a beer
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It was in a drunken haze at a lake
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Bollocks
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Up a woman's vagina.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Let it off it's lead in a dodgy area and a pitbull tore it to shreds.
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Babysitter
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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I'll report back when it happens.
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So Fucking Banananananas
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truth or dare in a tree house when I was 15
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Mine was at my house, and just as we were done, my dad came home and my bf had to hide under my bed for several hours.
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working on my tan
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Scoutmaster.
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Very carefully.
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Old School Webmaster
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Crystal beach. I was 12 lied to the girl said I was 14. She was 15. In the funhouse. Goodtimes. It's been all downhill from there.
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i was 13, she was 13, it was maybe 3 minutes, I recently looked for her on facebook to apologize but no luck.
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Dropped the soap.
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Pay It Forward
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im still a virgin
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OK, found her, she lives near me and she's a sheriff, but damn hot LOL
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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too much sausage in here
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So Fucking Banned
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I fucked my little brothers gf in the woods, i was 15
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So Fucking Banned
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Just re-read question. How lost it, probably jacking off.
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Ask Juicy, I don't remember..
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what would gonzo m******* answer ?
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In the summer before my senior year in high school. She was my girlfriend all summer ( I moved from PA to Reno, NV then). I remember her sucking my cock often and when I came she called the cum "ickies" she didnt like when the ickies came out.
I was 17, she was 16.
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was a guy all the kids in the neighborhood called Uncle Carl. it was a hot summer day and we were playing football in the vacant lot beside Carl's house, kicked the ball too far and went off Carl's roof into his backyard, I squeezed through the hedges to get into the backyard and there he was, looming over me, his hairy belly was oiled up and he had a cold can of beer and asked me if I wanted one or a soda pop ................ like i said it was a hot summer day, I accepted the offer, and the rest is history. I spent the rest of the summer scared I was pregnant and would have a baby even if I was a male.
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[QUOTEGoodtimes. It's been all downhill from there.[/QUOTE]
ain't that the truth...
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I was 15 at the time and we bought some condoms and headed over to her house...it was at that time I ate my first pussy and she had Gym earlier on in the day at school and hadn't taken a shower since...the smell was BAD, I was afraid all pussies smelled like that.
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Now with more Jayne
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I was 19..I had just flown across the Atlantic to meet a guy I had been talking to online for the past six months. I ended up giving him my virginity and moving in on the same night. We got married six months later.
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There was this old man and he had some free candy.....
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A freakin' legend!
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"There is no such thing as a sexual relationship"
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I was almost 26, she was a 40 year old woman I met at work.
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I was 14 and had the -huge- hots for this 17 year old guy who was in the high school band with me so one afternoon when he stayed late to practice, I realized amazingly that -I- REALLY needed to practice, too. Three hours later I ended up on my back (and my hands and knees, and astraddle him, and... and... well, you probably get the picture) on the floor in the marching band uniform storage with his hand over my mouth while the custodian vacuumed outside. Once my inhibitions were down, they were -down- and so was I
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Yeah, I remember the free candy...
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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My friend Jess was babysitting and called me over. We smoked some wee and banged for hours while the children slept and we were in the master bedroom. It was kinda a beautiful night.
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Red van, right? He was in your neighborhood too?
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I barely remember mine. I was 16 or 17 and pretty drunk at a very seedy strip show bar in Kings Cross, Australia with my buddies. A pretty hot looking girl asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I said "oh, yeah, what's upstairs?" (Joking, I wasn't that naive). I don't remember much except it was over pretty quickly and I was convinced I was going to get AIDS for the next two weeks... I didn't by the way.
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Congrats to you all.
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Check SIG!
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My first fuck was with older girl, jesus she took nice ride on me, like a real bitch!
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Raise Your Weapon
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Stephen
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I lost mine to my current partner, I never rushed into it as much as I'd wanted to
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Can't remember, I'm still looking for it
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hmmmm.,
i was idk 18-20 years old., and went to brothel we call red light area, she was very beautiful, like 16-17 years old., i was very shy, a friend of mine pushed me in the room., so i figured everything else., so i lost my virginity there. i paid 3 bucks. |
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i left it under the sofa cushions,next to the remote.
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