Job : I need descriptions made, more info inside.. - GoFuckYourself.com

biskoppen · 09-06-2011, 06:01 AM

Ok.. I'm sick and tired of making descriptions for my videos.. so I need someone to make them for me..

1) You need to be able to write flawless english.. I do not want Indian-truck-driver-descriptions

2) You will be using this very simple interface : http://www.feelgoodspot.com/misc/descinterface.jpg

3) You wont be able to fast forward in my videos.. I need a streaming server.. just havent gotten to it yet..

4) You will be paid pr. description made

5) This will be both gay and straight sites.. in any category imaginable

6) You will be paid by wire and wire only.. and you need to be able to invoice me upon payment

So, let me hear some quotes please.. what is your price per description.

PornDiscounts-R · 09-06-2011, 06:13 AM

haha, i thought it was the gay site that made you go hell no ;)
But see there is straight as well..

Good luck in the search

Harmon · 09-06-2011, 06:22 AM

How long of a description?Like that of a small small keyword rich blog post? Example:

short: Two horny studs fuck and suck beach side

long: Two sex starved guys swallow thick cocks and impale each others tight assholes until their cocks burst in a cum exploding fury

or longer?

biskoppen · 09-06-2011, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

How long of a description?Like that of a small small keyword rich blog post? Example:

short: Two horny studs fuck and suck beach side

long: Two sex starved guys swallow thick cocks and impale each others tight assholes until their cocks burst in a cum exploding fury

or longer?

You can see the descriptions lengths in the interface screenshot in my most

CaptainHowdy · 09-06-2011, 06:36 AM

I consider myself fired before I've even apply for such task ...

Harmon · 09-06-2011, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

You can see the descriptions lengths in the interface screenshot in my most

Oh shit, I didn't even see that. My bad.

drmadcat · 09-06-2011, 06:53 AM

im looking too

biskoppen · 09-06-2011, 09:50 AM

I thought people were looking for work in this time of crisis?!?!

michael.kickass · 09-06-2011, 09:55 AM

Contact ACW

seeandsee · 09-06-2011, 09:59 AM

you need people that are into that niche :]]]

Porko · 09-06-2011, 11:31 AM

I'll email this to a few guys..

fuzebox · 09-06-2011, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

Indian-truck-driver-descriptions

amateurbfs · 09-06-2011, 12:10 PM

I'll send this to the guy I use for writing, he's a US college student and can write about teh gays.

iamtam · 09-06-2011, 01:00 PM

i am considered your offer as significant and important to the wellbeing of my family. my cow says that your requirements push past limits that are not acceptable to us at all, very bad. your gay man love videos are very interesting to my brother but his wife does not know that he bangs the man next door very often. your video server problem is a technical support issue our staff people here can handle if you are very welcome to try.

Jack Sparrow · 09-06-2011, 01:02 PM

Hit me up.

TrainWreckContent · 09-06-2011, 02:01 PM

hit me up i can help out

Lykos · 09-07-2011, 04:46 AM

Consider it done Amigo

core_dump · 09-07-2011, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

and you need to be able to invoice me upon payment

You want an invoice after payment?

I can completely understand being too lazy (/me guilty) to open notepad and friggin print one for your records, but to then take the time to type such as a job requirement seems a bit contrary.

buildingfutures · 09-07-2011, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam

i am considered your offer as significant and important to the wellbeing of my family. my cow says that your requirements push past limits that are not acceptable to us at all, very bad. your gay man love videos are very interesting to my brother but his wife does not know that he bangs the man next door very often. your video server problem is a technical support issue our staff people here can handle if you are very welcome to try.

Sounds too damn familiar.

iSpyCams · 09-07-2011, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by core_dump

You want an invoice after payment?

I can completely understand being too lazy (/me guilty) to open notepad and friggin print one for your records, but to then take the time to type such as a job requirement seems a bit contrary.

Europeans seem to need them at tax time.

core_dump · 09-07-2011, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Europeans seem to need them at tax time.

That is precisely why I said the bit about being too lazy to print one out himself. The printer doesn't know nor care who originally typed the document. Neither does Adobe Acrobat. Kapish?

seolinker · 09-07-2011, 06:03 AM

Why wire ? Job planed to be big ? Or just big scam of non-payment ?

"I thought people were looking for work in this time of crisis?!?!" just make me thought of above even more.

Just Alex · 09-07-2011, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Hit me up.

You go baller

biskoppen · 09-07-2011, 06:39 AM

Position filled, thanks for the interest.

Jack Sparrow · 09-07-2011, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

You go baller

Ive got a team of people that do this.
Not sure what you do again?

Ah yes, being broke is hard work to lol

Just Alex · 09-07-2011, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Ive got a team of people that do this.
Not sure what you do again?

Ah yes, being broke is hard work to lol

Sure you do

Bro Media is one of them? Oh wait, you have no idea who that is.
What a fucking clown and broke loser you are Frisky !

Jack Sparrow · 09-07-2011, 10:42 AM

Sure sure

Guess ive been broke 8 long years in my adult biz career

And, you are again?

Ps. I do know what bro media is, but tbh i have no clue who was working under the gfy nick bro media.

Are you the guy who faked a resume and his id to get hired by me just to get fired 2 days later? Is that why you are trying so hard bro? Cant even remember his name lol.

Or is it you rick, with your imaginairy acres of land?

My Pimp · 09-07-2011, 11:09 AM

Good luck with your offer. A good writer is expensive.

stephane76 · 09-07-2011, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

http://www.feelgoodspot.com/misc/descinterface.jpg

Nice interface, who makes it?

Just Alex · 09-07-2011, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Sure sure

Guess ive been broke 8 long years in my adult biz career

And, you are again?

Ps. I do know what bro media is, but tbh i have no clue who was working under the gfy nick bro media.

Are you the guy who faked a resume and his id to get hired by me just to get fired 2 days later? Is that why you are trying so hard bro? Cant even remember his name lol.

Or is it you rick, with your imaginairy acres of land?

Hired by you? My delusional clown, Im sure you lost track of who is who because you have so many imaginary employees its hard to keep track of them all.
Let me remind you who Bro Media is. BTW, he is Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE now.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/970796-affiliates-imobileporn-com.html

ContentPimp · 09-07-2011, 11:55 AM

i drive a truck, does that mean i am not allowed to apply for this job?
...just kidding :D

09-06-2011, 06:01 AM	#1
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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Sure sure Guess ive been broke 8 long years in my adult biz career And, you are again? Ps. I do know what bro media is, but tbh i have no clue who was working under the gfy nick bro media. Are you the guy who faked a resume and his id to get hired by me just to get fired 2 days later? Is that why you are trying so hard bro? Cant even remember his name lol. Or is it you rick, with your imaginairy acres of land? Last edited by Jack Sparrow; 09-07-2011 at 10:47 AM..

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