Urgent notification regarding multi-state power outage - GoFuckYourself.com

critical · 09-08-2011, 06:12 PM

To all customers:

Today, at 3:45 PM PST, Southern California, Arizona and Parts of Mexico began experiencing a major power outage affecting many services in and outside of the states affected. Our network is running under generator power and our network connections are in operation.

San Diego Gas and Electric is stating that they expect this outage to last "quite a while" and they hinted at "into Friday". Our Generator is able to keep our facilcities running throughout the term of the emergency as we have Diesel fuel availablility on contract.

The power outage is causing major gridlock on city streets, communications systems failures.

As most telephone networks are down in the area, there is a possibility that you may not be able to reach us by telephone. Please communicate with us via our ticket system at: https://portal.critical.net

Alternatively, you may contact us via Skype: critical.net or AIM: NJesterIII

At this time of crisis in California, we are here for our customers.

TIP: If you live in an affected area, please head to your nearest ice cream shop and enjoy the free ice cream they hand out during power outages. :-)

We will update you as necessary.

-Critical Data Network-

L-Pink · 09-08-2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by critical

TIP: If you live in an affected area, please head to your nearest ice cream shop and enjoy the free ice cream they hand out during power outages. :-)

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mattz · 09-08-2011, 06:24 PM

terrorist attack!

critical · 09-08-2011, 06:26 PM

They just reported that so many people were stuck in elevators at the same time that they didnt have enough emergency crews to get them all out so alot of people are still sitting stuck in elevators.

B.Barnato · 09-08-2011, 06:26 PM

crazy country

MaDalton · 09-08-2011, 06:35 PM

welcome to the 3rd world...

L-Pink · 09-08-2011, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by critical

They just reported that so many people were stuck in elevators at the same time that they didnt have enough emergency crews to get them all out so alot of people are still sitting stuck in elevators.

They will be drinking their own urine by morning.

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MaDalton · 09-08-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

They will be drinking their own urine by morning.

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critical · 09-08-2011, 06:42 PM

OMG, lo Drinking their own urine, Blech! LOL
Nasty. Prob tastes like Coconut Juice. I like Coconut Juice though so hrmmmm.....

DBS.US · 09-08-2011, 06:43 PM

I called my friends in San Diego and all have no power!

Due · 09-08-2011, 06:44 PM

I'm in california, where is the free ice cream ? Got power but no ice cream

critical · 09-08-2011, 06:56 PM

You gotta be in an area without power to get the free cream. LOL

Weve got power but no one else... Funny we have people asking us if we can sell them power from our generator... we told them nah... LOL

icymelon · 09-08-2011, 07:01 PM

yeah maybe its time to update the national power grid

critical · 09-08-2011, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by icymelon

yeah maybe its time to update the national power grid

Ya think? LOL

Our neighbors are having a rough time without power.... kinda funny though... I told them just last week "you guys really need a generator", no joke.

Failed · 09-08-2011, 07:31 PM

The infrastructure in this country is just fine. We have no need to fund any such projects. Everything is fine, will continue to be fine, and contrary to what you've heard, there are no power outages of any kind.

JFK · 09-08-2011, 07:57 PM

Critical ON THE JOB !!!

critical · 09-09-2011, 02:42 AM

STATUS: Power has returned and we have switched off of generator power and are now operating on city power once again.

To all customers:

Power has been switched back to city power and we are no longer running on generator power. This transition was smooth and we are happy to report to you that all systems are behaving normal. Should you have any issues we have not been made aware of please open a support ticket here: https://portal.critical.net

Thank you for your patronage!

Team Critical

My Pimp · 09-09-2011, 03:19 AM

Free ice cream. That sounds great .

wehateporn · 09-09-2011, 03:25 AM

Sorry guys, I ran out of 50 Pences, I'll just pop out to get some change

core_dump · 09-09-2011, 03:59 AM

You SoCal blokes could have left the power off for a few more hours. I wasn't quite done with my sister in the elevator.

Frasier · 09-09-2011, 04:27 AM

good job Critical! My box never even blinked!

critical · 09-09-2011, 12:12 PM

Was a long night. Surreal. Total darkness. Great night for astro-photography.

JFK · 09-09-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by core_dump

You SoCal blokes could have left the power off for a few more hours. I wasn't quite done with my sister in the elevator.

baddog · 09-09-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icymelon

yeah maybe its time to update the national power grid

hmmm, never realized it was national. Kind of figured each company had their own responsibilities.

09-08-2011, 06:12 PM	#1
critical Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 478	Urgent notification regarding multi-state power outage To all customers: Today, at 3:45 PM PST, Southern California, Arizona and Parts of Mexico began experiencing a major power outage affecting many services in and outside of the states affected. Our network is running under generator power and our network connections are in operation. San Diego Gas and Electric is stating that they expect this outage to last "quite a while" and they hinted at "into Friday". Our Generator is able to keep our facilcities running throughout the term of the emergency as we have Diesel fuel availablility on contract. The power outage is causing major gridlock on city streets, communications systems failures. As most telephone networks are down in the area, there is a possibility that you may not be able to reach us by telephone. Please communicate with us via our ticket system at: https://portal.critical.net Alternatively, you may contact us via Skype: critical.net or AIM: NJesterIII At this time of crisis in California, we are here for our customers. TIP: If you live in an affected area, please head to your nearest ice cream shop and enjoy the free ice cream they hand out during power outages. :-) We will update you as necessary. -Critical Data Network-

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critical Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 478	They just reported that so many people were stuck in elevators at the same time that they didnt have enough emergency crews to get them all out so alot of people are still sitting stuck in elevators.

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09-08-2011, 06:42 PM	#9
critical Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 478	OMG, lo Drinking their own urine, Blech! LOL Nasty. Prob tastes like Coconut Juice. I like Coconut Juice though so hrmmmm.....

09-08-2011, 06:56 PM	#12
critical Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 478	You gotta be in an area without power to get the free cream. LOL Weve got power but no one else... Funny we have people asking us if we can sell them power from our generator... we told them nah... LOL

09-08-2011, 07:31 PM	#15
Failed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 2,301	The infrastructure in this country is just fine. We have no need to fund any such projects. Everything is fine, will continue to be fine, and contrary to what you've heard, there are no power outages of any kind. __________________ (ICQ - 664784872)

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09-09-2011, 02:42 AM	#17
critical Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 478	STATUS: Power has returned and we have switched off of generator power and are now operating on city power once again. To all customers: Power has been switched back to city power and we are no longer running on generator power. This transition was smooth and we are happy to report to you that all systems are behaving normal. Should you have any issues we have not been made aware of please open a support ticket here: https://portal.critical.net Thank you for your patronage! Team Critical

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09-09-2011, 03:59 AM	#20
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09-09-2011, 04:27 AM	#21
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09-09-2011, 12:12 PM	#22
critical Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 478	Was a long night. Surreal. Total darkness. Great night for astro-photography.