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Caligari · 09-22-2011, 06:18 PM

Fleshlight rolls out their Halloween Sex Toys....WOW.

I have a new found respect for these guys after this line up.

All creatures have their respective Fleshlights and Dildos...

I wonder how many girls have fantasized about being fucked by a zombie cock or Frankencock or Dracula Cock;)

Looking forward to all the other Halloween promos coming around the corner, but so far this one is way ahead of the pack.

Redrob · 09-22-2011, 06:20 PM

Dont forget Frankenstein!

Darkhorse · 09-22-2011, 06:28 PM

lol, nice line up there for sure.

Some creative thinking.

Chris · 09-22-2011, 06:29 PM

Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff

;/

digitalfantasies · 09-22-2011, 06:33 PM

of course the inspector did not know those toys were actually yours

awkward ;-)

drmadcat · 09-22-2011, 06:37 PM

looking good

L-Pink · 09-22-2011, 06:47 PM

I thought this was going to be another post about Eddie Coats, AlienQ and Gonzo Modeling ...

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Caligari · 09-22-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

Dont forget Frankenstein!

Kind of difficult seeing that Franky has the biggest monster dildo

fuckyou/payme · 09-22-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff

;/

And that's when you informed him the toys belong to you (dildos included)

Chosen · 09-23-2011, 04:01 AM

I prefer normal girls, sorry

Darkhorse · 09-23-2011, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff

;/

bhahahahha red face for that one for sure lol....

Bake · 09-23-2011, 04:18 AM

So here I was thinking you had sex with my EX wife

Caligari · 09-23-2011, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

I prefer normal girls, sorry

I prefer Abby Normal;)

CaptainHowdy · 09-23-2011, 07:28 AM

brassmonkey · 09-23-2011, 07:32 AM

i had twin zombie girls twin alien girls and twin cyborg girls

now!

Caligari · 09-23-2011, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Ah...you're just a Nekromantik at heart;)

John-ACWM · 09-23-2011, 10:01 AM

Some pretty cool stuff LOL

seeandsee · 09-23-2011, 10:03 AM

girls will be more excited

spazlabz · 09-23-2011, 10:06 AM

hahaha that is brilliant! I love their Lady Lager Sex in a can too!

Caligari · 09-23-2011, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

girls will be more excited

As far as the Zombie Dildo is concerned, Linnea Quigley agrees;)

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