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Old 09-22-2011, 06:18 PM   #1
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:stoned I Fucked A Zombie...and an Alien...and a Cyborg...all in one night;)

Fleshlight rolls out their Halloween Sex Toys....WOW.

I have a new found respect for these guys after this line up.

All creatures have their respective Fleshlights and Dildos...


I wonder how many girls have fantasized about being fucked by a zombie cock or Frankencock or Dracula Cock;)

Looking forward to all the other Halloween promos coming around the corner, but so far this one is way ahead of the pack.
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:20 PM   #2
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Dont forget Frankenstein!
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:28 PM   #3
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lol, nice line up there for sure.

Some creative thinking.
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:29 PM   #4
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Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff



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Old 09-22-2011, 06:33 PM   #5
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of course the inspector did not know those toys were actually yours

awkward ;-)
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:37 PM   #6
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:47 PM   #7
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I thought this was going to be another post about Eddie Coats, AlienQ and Gonzo Modeling ...

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Old 09-22-2011, 07:22 PM   #8
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Dont forget Frankenstein!
Kind of difficult seeing that Franky has the biggest monster dildo
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:24 PM   #9
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I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff



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And that's when you informed him the toys belong to you (dildos included)
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Old 09-23-2011, 04:01 AM   #10
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I prefer normal girls, sorry
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Old 09-23-2011, 04:02 AM   #11
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Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff



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bhahahahha red face for that one for sure lol....
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Old 09-23-2011, 04:18 AM   #12
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So here I was thinking you had sex with my EX wife
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Old 09-23-2011, 06:08 AM   #13
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I prefer Abby Normal;)
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i had twin zombie girls twin alien girls and twin cyborg girls now!
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Old 09-23-2011, 08:06 AM   #16
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Some pretty cool stuff LOL
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:03 AM   #18
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hahaha that is brilliant! I love their Lady Lager Sex in a can too!
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As far as the Zombie Dildo is concerned, Linnea Quigley agrees;)
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