Redhead Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

LC777_BCM · 09-30-2011, 01:17 PM

REDHEADS
>
>
> Barack Obama was looking for a call girl.
> He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a
> brunette and a
> redhead.
>
> To the blonde he said,
>
> 'I am the President of the United States.
>
> How much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
>
>
> She replied, '$200'.
>
> To the brunette he said,
>
> 'I am the President of the United States.
>
> How much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
>
>
>
> She replied, '$100'.
>
>
>
> He then asked the redhead.
>
> Her reply was,
>
>
> 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high
> as my taxes, my pants
> down as low as my wages,
>
> get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are
> living in, and keep
> it rising like the price of gas,
>
> keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me
> the way you have
> the retirees,
>
> then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'

Gabriel · 09-30-2011, 01:31 PM

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

LAJ · 09-30-2011, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

Exactly. She sounds like a retarded teabagger anyway.

Rochard · 09-30-2011, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

That was funnier than the joke.

Welshmorph · 09-30-2011, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

Morph

garce · 09-30-2011, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

That was funnier than the joke.

The sweater I'm wearing is funnier than that joke.

Actually, that's not even a fucking joke. There's no punchline. There's just a meandering "punch paragraph". A punchline is a single concise sentence that that sums up - and focuses - the humour in the preceding statements.

This is just stupid bullshit that quickly turns into an unfocused rant. I can't believe an actual adult copied that "joke" from their inbox and posted it here.

Hey, LC777_BCM_GRT_4WD_SRT... next time you do something like this, at least spend twenty seconds cleaning up your post. I don't come here to get fucking email forwards, you stupid cunt.

I don't give a fuck about the President of The United States - insult him all you want - but I DO love redheads.

...and there's your fucking punchline - even if its not funny.

Bada-Boom-Badda-Bing...

Sunny Day · 09-30-2011, 05:07 PM

My redhead probably doesn't know who is president, but reads New Scientist every issue.

cooldude7 · 10-01-2011, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

drmadcat · 10-01-2011, 01:03 AM

were is the joke

martinsc · 10-01-2011, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

John-ACWM · 10-01-2011, 08:02 AM

LOL no redhead sex!

ilnjscb · 10-01-2011, 08:26 AM

Make the redhead run the camera and provide the monologue.

Scott McD · 10-01-2011, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

Sometimes the first reply is the best...

woj · 10-01-2011, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

nice thread save

vsex · 10-01-2011, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

Exactly. She sounds like a retarded teabagger anyway.

09-30-2011, 01:17 PM	#1
LC777_BCM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: San Fernando Valley Posts: 101	Redhead Joke REDHEADS > > > Barack Obama was looking for a call girl. > He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a > brunette and a > redhead. > > To the blonde he said, > > 'I am the President of the United States. > > How much would it cost me to spend some time with > you?' > > > She replied, '$200'. > > To the brunette he said, > > 'I am the President of the United States. > > How much would it cost me to spend some time with > you?' > > > > She replied, '$100'. > > > > He then asked the redhead. > > Her reply was, > > > 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high > as my taxes, my pants > down as low as my wages, > > get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are > living in, and keep > it rising like the price of gas, > > keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me > the way you have > the retirees, > > then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!' __________________ [email protected] [email protected]

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