Review of a few paysites. - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 02:36 AM

Been asked by a few people to do this and felt it was time to publish some thoughts after reviewing a few recently.

www.mrskin.com

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Fantastic site. Loads of content from different people and different aspect. Obviously some of the film stars naked clips are small, that's the movies clips, still great to see who has been baring all in front of the cameras. Some surprises there.

The passion scenes are astounding and the shooters and actors doing porn could learn a lot. People like Cherry should be studying this site with a microscope to learn how to shoot a passionate encounter, construct a flow and bring it to climax, just add the genitalia and he would have a winner. So would everyone else in porn.

The hardcore scenes while well shot still lack a lot of the passion Hollywood scenes have. Maybe the lack of genitalia makes them work hard.

Still a great site and well worth a join.

Good job Sam. Except.

Yes there has to be an except, this is me, the site is in bad need of a navigation clear up. Took me too long to find my way around. IMO need a person unfamiliar with the site to come in and organise it better. Seems to have been built and organised by someone who knew his way around, not needs someone who doesn't.

I'm free.

Overall a great site.

www.briannabeachlive.com

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Initial impressions Briannna is off air. But not to be detered, I'm going to take a better look.

http://www.briannabeachlive.com/?mb=VmlkZW9zfHw= this is better and should replace the front page when Briana is off air. But WTF do I know, maybe an ?"Off Air" notice is better marketing.

Watching the trailer I can see it's very good stuff. Brianna is into what she loves and carries it well, maybe a few lass smiles, or replace them with sneers. Still she's great. Only critique is the camera should be either on a tripod or the mike should be on a stand, or just close to her. The cameraman is too shaky and keeps clicking the camera. Like I did last time I shot. Huge mistake.

Still a good scene and I'm off to look at more.

And get this.

Hello, my loyal foot slaves.

I have decided I need to take some time off from the Live Show to focus on the completion of a new project. This project has been a long time coming and is requiring our attention in this 11th hour of launch.

Check back soon to see what's coming up.

You may kneel and kiss my feet now.

Goddess Brianna

Over and over again, seems Brianna is on a break. Still searching so lets try the blog.

Links me to the join page with the same message, can't even join. Now I'm confused. No blog, just go to a join page which isn't working. Is it "Magic Join" links?

So lets try the join page.

No same offline message. This marketing is way above my level of expertise, must be the advanced level I never got anywhere near.

The wish list still works.

Sorry this site gets a

3 craps and an upside down vote for why people can't join.

More reviews later.

sponsorpimp · 10-04-2011, 02:43 AM

Ok some constructive writing from Paul

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 02:53 AM

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Ok some constructive writing from Paul

Will do some more tours and if anyone wants a review of their site in private, hit me up. Just reviewing content, layout and structure as a member. No comments on "marketing" I can see Ryan has me beaten hands down on that.

MaxCandy · 10-04-2011, 03:23 AM

how much time to do you spend on GFY paul?

Jack Sparrow · 10-04-2011, 03:26 AM

Anyone asking you for advise on anything is completely retarded. Although, your trolling skills are enhancing.

Get some white teeth and shut off your internet now.

Mutt · 10-04-2011, 03:30 AM

that BriannaBeachLive site runs on your friend PleasureKing's CMS. i don't know if he had anything to do with it other than providing the CMS but that site is a confusing mess - it took me awhile to realize it's not a standard paysite with a members area filled with content. It's a pay-per-view site and a confusing one.

to give PleasureKing the benefit of the doubt I went and looked at another site running on his CMS LeluLuv.com and that site looks like a good amateur solo girl site - ugly looking design but it does give the surfer the 'amateur' vibe that guys who are into amateurs are familiar with.

DamianJ · 10-04-2011, 03:44 AM

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to give PleasureKing the benefit of the doubt I went and looked at another site running on his CMS LeluLuv.com and that site looks like a good amateur solo girl site - ugly looking design but it does give the surfer the 'amateur' vibe that guys who are into amateurs are familiar with.

One of my clients uses porncms and LOVES it. I don't think he can be blamed for a badly designed site using his CMS!

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 03:54 AM

My next one.

www.tayloronthetown.com

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Great first page. Nicely laid out and friendly. Going in with a warm feeling.

Only 2 models.

Still let's check out Taylor.

Too much text at the top, want to see porn, life story is nice. Videos and pictures are tops. Picture labeled "Blow J;)" leads me to a join page. not ready to be closed on the deal yet. Too early to do this. Sell to me more.

and Taylor doesn't do that, just trying to close me before I'm convinced.

**Leaves me wondering why, as a skeptical surfer, Taylor doesn't show me a little bit more to tempt me.**

Sunday Funday Tue, 17 May 2011

Blog not updated since May 2011, is Taylor still working?

Webcam is the join page again.

Store works or seems to, but who wants to buy her something when she's not there?

join page still works. but to be honest not convinced I need to get my card out. no one sold me anything.

www.lelulove.com

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Annoying pop up before I've seen anything. might put a few off.

Still get rid of it and move on. Nice first page. Laid out nicely and looks nice. Hit the intro video which has a nice out take of lelulove getting it wrong and starting again. Takes me straight to the page with the whole intro clip on. Nice stuff, but jumbles up a lot. Opens great, with lelulove sucking cock. Thrown in for no rhyme or reason is a clip at a public show, then lelulove with sperm on her face, this should follow the sucking clip, then some more action and lelulove fucking some guys with a condom on. Is it ther husband and why are they using a condom?

Lelulove should be facing the camera, on all fours head at 5 o'clock, on her elbows ass at 11 o'clock and the guy banging her as she pants. Basic porn, this will convert better than the shot of lelulove riding a sheaved cock showing only her bum.

Still very nice preview. Off to see more. Selling before closing

No buttons to take me back, just trying to close me. OK see the point, still I want to see maore as I'm reviewing the site.

Everything on the Vids page takes me to the same preview clip. OK see why. still going on.

Everything seems to go there or the join.

Still working as lelulove was on Twitter a few hours ago and the blog is up to date. So this girl is working.

Nice tour, preview clip needs some work on, poor editing skills by the original editor. Not in an orderly sequence, lelulove misses chances to sell and close, she's selling herself and doesn't do enough with her amazing personality. Could do more without taking her clothes off.

Over all worth a months membership if you're into this stuff.

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 03:59 AM

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One of my clients uses porncms and LOVES it. I don't think he can be blamed for a badly designed site using his CMS!

He gives marketing advice as well. I would think it's in his best interest to get the sites up to their best and not leave girls to flounder around. IMO.

Want to tell me the name of the site. I'm looking for sites to review. lelulove was good and just the preview clip needs better construction. IMO.

Shall I do the same with 3waycash site's next?

Have you booked the flight, getting your room ready this weekend.

DamianJ · 10-04-2011, 04:05 AM

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I would think it's in his best interest to get the sites up to their best

He sells software Paul, afaik. What people do with it is up to them. I don't see Adobe ringing you up and giving you advice on your tour pages. Although they should.

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Want to tell me the name of the site. I'm looking for PORNCMS clients to try and troll the owner

No thanks

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Have you booked the flight, getting your room ready this weekend.

No, I told you that you need to book it for me, or send me the money. And it's the weekend after this one isn't it?

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

He sells software Paul, afaik. What people do with it is up to them. I don't see Adobe ringing you up and giving you advice on your tour pages. Although they should.

I stand corrected then, I thought this link on his site was to his marketing advice. http://www.marketmofo.com/

He has given out marketing advice before.

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No thanks

Now why did I think you wouldn't?

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No, I told you that you need to book it for me, or send me the money. And it's the weekend after this one isn't it?

OK you can't afford it. We understand. Your loss. You would of had fun seeing my home, family and dog.

Missing you already.

DamianJ · 10-04-2011, 04:18 AM

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OK you can't afford it. We understand. your loss. You would of had fun seeing my home, family and dog.

Missing you already.

So you were lying when you offered to pay?

That's not nice. I was so excited.

Mutt · 10-04-2011, 04:47 AM

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One of my clients uses porncms and LOVES it. I don't think he can be blamed for a badly designed site using his CMS!

post the link, i want to see. i just spent an hour in the Demo Admin of PornCMS - pretty impressive actually, very tailored to solo girl sites. it's a bit confusing and i'm a webmaster and used a fair number of CMS's - they're all a bit confusing until you use them for awhile.

and i found out why LelaLuv.com is kind of ugly, she's using the default templates with not much customization.

and THAT is my biggest complaint about CMS's - how hard they are to integrate a design with them. i looked at the PornCMS templates and 90% of designers and webmasters in this industry could not use those templates so they'd have to pay PornCMS to do the templating or hire a designer with a good understanding of PHP to do it for them. And I don't think that would be cheap. It's the same thing I hear from Elevated-X clients, costs them a lot of money for design integration.

overall from what I saw it's a very good CMS for a girl looking to do a solo site on her own.

the other issue that would concern me, it seems like a one man operation, it looks like most of the clients are using him for hosting their sites - what happens if PK gets hit by a truck or just quits the industry or sells out.

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 05:54 AM

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So you were lying when you offered to pay?

That's not nice. I was so excited.

No I said I would give you the money when you arrived. To give you a bit of spending money.

I offered to pick you up at the airport, give you room and board in our spare bedroom and drive you to and from the night out, would of probably given you a tour of Brno and if nice to me let you take Rajah for a walk.

Not enough?

Mutt the CMS looks good, just using his sites to review as he said I was an idiot, proving to him that's what he needs to review them, so doing it as an idiot surfer.

IMO just giving girls with no experience a CMS, hosting and the templates isn't going to be enough. They need some constructive advice on how to market and build a site. 2 out of 3 look like they're running on something else. Lelulove looks good, just needs the preview clip to be stronger.

To get an idiot surfer to become a member.

Will review some more tours later.

DamianJ · 10-04-2011, 06:00 AM

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No I said I would give you the money when you arrived. To give you a bit of spending money.

Gosh your memory really is going, isn't it? What you said was:

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Damian says he will come if someone pays the bills.

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I will spring for the 50 quid. so room and board, transport and 50 quid flight covered.

So, if you want me there, you need to paypal me the money or book the flight for me.

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I offered to pick you up at the airport, give you room and board in our spare bedroom and drive you to and from the night out, would of probably given you a tour of Brno and if nice to me let you take Rajah for a walk.

Not enough?

No, I can't afford the flight, as you said. If you pay for them, as you offered, I'd love to come.

CaptainHowdy · 10-04-2011, 06:00 AM

Never mess with a retired man ...

plsureking · 10-04-2011, 06:20 AM

This thread is in violation of rule #5. Not only has the OP, PaulMarkham, attempted to harm my software business, PornCMS, but the OP has attacked several of my customers. The OP's critique was not requested, and it was not done in a positive constructive manner. The sole purpose of this thread is to do harm. I consider this excessive harassment and it should result in the ban of the OP - PaulMarkham. He has been pushing the line for awhile, now I believe he has crossed it.

I won't be replying to comments in this thread, but I thank you guys for the positive support of PornCMS. There is no reason to bump this thread and I request that you guys submit an abuse report to eric [at] adult.com

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 07:54 AM

lady-sonia.com

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Met this fine lady with her Hubby and partner a few years ago, so have very high expectations of the site.

No disappointment yet, great intro video well put together and Sonia is coming over strong and bossy. Onwards we go wanting more.

The next page is repeating the first page at the top, is this needed? Lower down we see more models than just Sonia, how many models on the site, how much content on the site and what kind of scenes, are they all just solo?

Needs to be made clearer here what I'm getting for my $30.

Still well put together site that hits the niche on the button.

The join page is clear.

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

This thread is in violation of rule #5. Not only has the OP, PaulMarkham, attempted to harm my software business, PornCMS, but the OP has attacked several of my customers. The OP's critique was not requested, and it was not done in a positive constructive manner. The sole purpose of this thread is to do harm. I consider this excessive harassment and it should result in the ban of the OP - PaulMarkham. He has been pushing the line for awhile, now I believe he has crossed it.

I won't be replying to comments in this thread, but I thank you guys for the positive support of PornCMS. There is no reason to bump this thread and I request that you guys submit an abuse report to eric [at] adult.com

I said the CMS was good. So how is that attacking.

I gave a review of the sites as I saw them. Didn't do any attacking, just an opinion on the sites.

Seeing as you have done this to me on numerous occasions, I don't think you should invoke rules of any kind.

Just posting a useless stats.

you were saying no one takes me seriously. So here you are.

Lelulove is a good site and she seems a great amateur girls. The CMS it's run on looks very good as well. Briannabeachlive.com and tayloronthetown.com look nice, but look like they're not active. One site didn't have a join page.

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 08:40 AM

Some marketing advice.

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Starting a paysite is a good way to earn extra income in your spare time. If you are will show your body to the world for money.

Launching a website is only the first step on your road to profits. The hard part of running a website is promotion. Marketing your site takes at least a few hours a week, there are tried and true ways to make your efforts successful.

1. Get Social
The most important element of running a s solo model website is connecting with your fans. This is called ?getting social?. Regardless of your niche, you have fans that want to talk to you. So give them easy ways to do it! Make sure you are on as many social networks as possible and promote your social profile link ks on your website.
Here?s a minimum list of sites you MUST be on:

Facebook (http://www.faceb book.com/)
YouTube (http://www.youtub be.com/)
Twitter (http://twitter.com/)
X-Peeps (http://www.xpeeps s.com/)
Daily Motion (http://www.da ailymotion.com/)
Live Video (http://www.livev video.com/)
Deviant Art (http://www.dev viantart.com/)
uStream (http://www.ustrea am.tv/)

Signing up to each of these sites is an easy first step. Keep your presence active by regularly p posting updates to each site (and be sure you read the terms of service on each site! Some don?t allow nudity). Post daily to Facebook and post videos on YouTube at least once a week. Y You can even embed the YouTube videos right on yo our Porn CMS homepage to help promote both your website and your YouTube profile.
2. Get Camming
A crucial aspect of making money as a solo model is getting on webcam. Simply having a website and photos is no longer a viable way to make money If you don?t yet have a webcam, go buy one Broadcast free and member-only shows on your site. live shows right on your website. Broadcast in you. A good way to do this is to broadcast a free show for 1 This will entice many viewers to pay the subscription fee for your website and become a member. the webcam shows on your site and social pages Spend time every week on MyFreeCams webcam site with thousands of visitors every hour. promoting your solo site during every webcam session your private videos and photos by going to your website. Add your watermark to your photos and add your web address to your
videos to your chat fans and you will bring them in.

Keep your presence active by regularly posting updates to each
don?t allow nudity). Post daily to Facebook your fans need to see you and chat with you.

I have more advice like this.

The Ghost · 10-04-2011, 09:04 AM

Paul do you want to review Ladyboy Gold or Ladyboy Pussy? Contact for a pass.

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 11:31 AM

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Paul do you want to review Ladyboy Gold or Ladyboy Pussy? Contact for a pass.

Love to, sent you an ICQ?

Will stick to shooting techniques, etc on the Ladyboy site as it's not my field. LOL

Hot Thai girls, well ploughed a few of them so might have a better idea.

DamianJ · 10-04-2011, 11:35 AM

Paul, I've looked for your profiles on the sites you say people have to join to 'get social' and can't find you on most of them.

Can you share the links so we can learn how to do it?

Paul Markham · 10-04-2011, 11:54 AM

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Paul, I've looked for your profiles on the sites you say people have to join to 'get social' and can't find you on most of them.

Can you share the links so we can learn how to do it?

It's marketing advice knowledge for models running their own sites.

The Porn Nerd · 10-04-2011, 01:08 PM

I find it ironic that Paul Markham is giving his reviews away FOR FREE instead of starting a Paul Markham's Reviews site, where he could MAKE MONEY as an affiliate. Paul do you think giving your reviews away for free will make you money down the road? And as you add more and more free reviews, giving more and more away for free, you expect to make money this way? I thought you said the free model was dead? Very confusing.

People PAY for Consumer Reports Paul so why are you giving your reports away for free? Don't you know the real money is in the offline review magazine business?

DamianJ · 10-04-2011, 02:11 PM

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It's marketing advice knowledge for models running their own sites.

Ah, so it's do as I say, not do as I do. Gotcha.

Most people that offer advice to people have some kind of experience in the matter.

ArsewithClass · 10-04-2011, 05:23 PM

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More reviews later.

WHY? Dont give up the day job Paul

ArsewithClass · 10-04-2011, 05:30 PM

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WHY? Dont give up the day job Paul

Paul, many appologies, I feel I was rude in being so upfront without giving reason....

"Fantastic site. Loads of content from different people and different aspect. Obviously some of the film stars naked clips are small, that's the movies clips, still great to see who has been baring all in front of the cameras. Some surprises there. "

Ok, a fantastic site.... loads of content... sounds good.... from different people & different aspect... like wtf? aspect, can you explain before going on to say... obviously some of the film stars.... like obviously what???? I gave up about here, but then went back to read more. "still great to see who has" ??? like seriously, you should continue with putting some new content together, you are a great photographer.

Luck with what you do, you always seem to get through & do a good job

papill0n · 10-04-2011, 06:29 PM

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It's marketing advice knowledge.

you call it that Paul

everyone else refers to it as speaking a lot of shit

Paul Markham · 10-05-2011, 03:05 AM

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I find it ironic that Paul Markham is giving his reviews away FOR FREE instead of starting a Paul Markham's Reviews site, where he could MAKE MONEY as an affiliate. Paul do you think giving your reviews away for free will make you money down the road? And as you add more and more free reviews, giving more and more away for free, you expect to make money this way? I thought you said the free model was dead? Very confusing.

People PAY for Consumer Reports Paul so why are you giving your reports away for free? Don't you know the real money is in the offline review magazine business?

A review site that's honest won't make a lot of money. would rather not do it any other way.

I'm reviewing sites for the owners to give them something to think about to improve their product. If they want to do that all they need to do is give me a login, so far done it for a few sites, you know of Twistys, Brazzers and Mofos. The comments I made on Brazzers content according to other shooters was spot on.

I don't need the money, but maybe I could charge. Need to get some more sites under my belt. Making money isn't a priority.

Your situation with sites is slightly different, however if any of the owners of those sites are still shooting and would like an outsiders view of the content from a professional experienced shooter. You know how to contact me.

Paul Markham · 10-05-2011, 03:19 AM

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Paul, many appologies, I feel I was rude in being so upfront without giving reason....

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"Fantastic site. Loads of content from different people and different aspect. Obviously some of the film stars naked clips are small, that's the movies clips, still great to see who has been baring all in front of the cameras. Some surprises there. "

Ok, a fantastic site.... loads of content... sounds good.... from different people & different aspect... like wtf? aspect, can you explain before going on to say... obviously some of the film stars.... like obviously what???? I gave up about here, but then went back to read more. "still great to see who has" ??? like seriously, you should continue with putting some new content together, you are a great photographer.

Luck with what you do, you always seem to get through & do a good job

Yes maybe I could of worded that better.

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"Fantastic site, not much to improve here. Lots of different scenes from different Mainstream film producers all giving their version of a film. So the site never gets boring and into a rut. Obviously some of the clips of the stars revealing all are short. That's how Hollywood shot them. Yet still amazing to see so many stars getting naked, so often in one site. "

The reviews are for the consumption of the site owners. To improve the product and would be part of an ongoing discussion. I'm having one now with a site owner. We're chatting on how to keep shooting what his members like and expanded it to improve the scenes.

Obviously it needs to be looked at differently for every site and discussed according to their needs and abilities.

ArsewithClass · 10-05-2011, 04:15 AM

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Yes maybe I could of worded that better.

"Fantastic site, not much to improve here. Lots of different scenes from different Mainstream film producers all giving their version of a film. So the site never gets boring and into a rut. Obviously some of the clips of the stars revealing all are short. That's how Hollywood shot them. Yet still amazing to see so many stars getting naked, so often in one site. "

Can I recommend something... when writing a review, don't write a review, speak it, as if speaking direct to the person.

You wouldn't say to someone "fantastic site" you would name the site.... then speak with short pause rather than long break.

i.e. "MrSkin's a fantastic site with little improvement needed, with so many scenes, with so much variety, the use of different producers giving their versions of the films kept the members area entertaining."

Oh, and theres nothing "yet still amazing" as " it is amazing to see so many well known stars naked in the same site".

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I'm having one now with a site owner. We're chatting on how to keep shooting what his members like and expanded it to improve the scenes.

Maybe to find what other surfers would like to see, to make further purchases, considering the members already like it, there should be no vast changes needed

Paul Markham · 10-05-2011, 05:24 AM

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Maybe to find what other surfers would like to see, to make further purchases, considering the members already like it, there should be no vast changes needed

Not talking about vast changes, just widening the appeal.

1-2 shooters shooting for a site tend to get in a rut. Just having a 3rd view is good. Obviously with my experience I can make some constructive suggestions.

Got another 2 sponsors to review and will give them an outside view.

Just Alex · 10-05-2011, 06:01 AM

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Obviously with my experience I can make some constructive suggestions.

Seriously Paul? When was the last time you took a look at your site?

DamianJ · 10-05-2011, 07:25 AM

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Obviously with my experience of totally fucking up online, missing the boat and now wasting the last few months I have alive arguing with strangers on the internet I can contribute fuck all.

Don't be so harsh on yourself. I am sure you can talk about how they should make the fonts bigger so OAPs can read them more easily, that sort of thing.

DamianJ · 10-05-2011, 07:32 AM

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Can I recommend something... when writing a review, don't write a review, speak it, as if speaking direct to the person.

You wouldn't say to someone "fantastic site" you would name the site.... then speak with short pause rather than long break.

i.e. "MrSkin's a fantastic site with little improvement needed, with so many scenes, with so much variety, the use of different producers giving their versions of the films kept the members area entertaining."

Oh, and theres nothing "yet still amazing" as " it is amazing to see so many well known stars naked in the same site".

The irony of Gary giving Paul advice on copy writing is fucking hilarious. I tried to point out all of the myriad of very basic english mistakes Gary made on his site years ago and he still hasn't fixed it.

I tried to help him out here. with very practical advice:

"GspotProductions offers 2 mega sites with leak free tours!
arsewithclass.com //southerncumsluts.com"

So, the most important thing you are selling is that your site has a leak free tour? That?s not a good idea. How about a more compelling USP? Try this:

?G-Spot Productions is proud to offer our affiliates a unique thing in adult. The personal touch. We?re pro-ams ? as you can see from the spelling mistakes LOL ? so you know that you?re really talking to us when you email. This is really us, really our site and really we care about helping you make as much money as possible.?

And now he makes sites like this:

http://chloemafiaxxxfactorporn.com/

But he was chucked out of school aged 15 and made to work in a pet shop. So...

ArsewithClass · 10-05-2011, 08:52 AM

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Blablablablablablablablabla

But he was chucked out of school aged 15 and made to work in a pet shop. So...

Everything you say is pretty worthless... you're are a frigging joke.

Everyone has a point of view & the points I have made were constructive unlike yourself & your pathetic harrassment attempts & in reality, Im doing ok for leaving school at 16 after exams and leasing a shop before constructing it into a successful petshop.

So after all your lies & bullshit, my conclusion is.... You really are an immature dim worthless piece of crap with no clue of reality.

ArsewithClass · 10-05-2011, 08:54 AM

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Not talking about vast changes, just widening the appeal.

1-2 shooters shooting for a site tend to get in a rut. Just having a 3rd view is good. Obviously with my experience I can make some constructive suggestions.

Got another 2 sponsors to review and will give them an outside view.

Sometimes that extra view can upset business.... if it's not broke then don't try to fix it.

However, if these people are coming to you, then maybe they are not happy with the sites themselves, maybe you can be the person to help them reach a new target audience. As said on my first post, good luck with it, your views as many are always worthwhile.

Cherry7 · 10-05-2011, 09:08 AM

It really is moronic to applaud a site which uses clips from mainstream productions like this as some sort of revelation.

Most people on the planet are familiar with the production level of TV and cinema.

Again you call yourself "professional experienced shooter" but you didn't know you could change lenses on a DSLR, and don't know how and an editing program works and no wonder as the scene you made only had one shot in it !

If you did know what you were doing you would not be selling videos at $5 each.

DamianJ · 10-05-2011, 09:10 AM

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Everything you say is pretty worthless...

Why respond then?

Oh yes, because I can play you like a fucking fiddle.

It's *always* the "got chucked out of school at 15" bit that makes you respond when you are pretending to ignore me.

:D

xoxox

PS we've been over your lie about owning the petshop you worked in. I told you, there's no record of you ever being a director of that company. Liar.

PPS Found any links to anyone who thinks magnetic bracelets have any medical effect?

:D

DamianJ · 10-05-2011, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

your views as many are always pointless.

fixed that for ya

ArsewithClass · 10-05-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Why respond then?

I was correcting you lie.

Now let's NOT go & mess up Pauls thread.... you can leave it here.... question is, will be be that immature twat that I said you was or are you going to step up & be a man & leave it here

DamianJ · 10-05-2011, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I was correcting you* lie.

Now let's NOT go & mess up Pauls* thread.... you can leave it here.... question is, will be* be that immature twat that I said you was* or are you going to step up & be a man & leave it here

*your
*paul's
*you
*are

Started on the stella early?

And anyway, Paul only started this to troll the pornCMS dude.

The Porn Nerd · 10-05-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

A review site that's honest won't make a lot of money. would rather not do it any other way.

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I actually think that an HONEST review site would make money because an honest review site is EXACLY what's needed Paul. We all know the "big" review sites can be, well, ahem, "gamed" by larger sponsers (just check most review sites' Top Ten Lists - all giant BROS). A review site geared toward the surfer's long-term experience (not just answering the "can I get off?" question) would be, I think, a highly valuable property.

The problem with starting a review site (which is why I myself have not done so - yet) is I haven't figured out how to drive enough traffic to it to make it viable. But i am considering it so perhaps we can talk more in Brno on the subject (and others) if you're still planning on being there. I must go to personally thank Ma Dalton for al his fine advice.

Jakez · 10-05-2011, 01:15 PM

Could you explain how you're qualified to review layouts, members areas, anything except content? What experience do you have?

Paul Markham · 10-05-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

*your
*paul's
*you
*are

Started on the stella early?

And anyway, Paul only started this to troll the pornCMS dude.

Back to my ignore list. May I suggest a course of these and yoga.

Paul Markham · 10-05-2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

I actually think that an HONEST review site would make money because an honest review site is EXACLY what's needed Paul. We all know the "big" review sites can be, well, ahem, "gamed" by larger sponsers (just check most review sites' Top Ten Lists - all giant BROS). A review site geared toward the surfer's long-term experience (not just answering the "can I get off?" question) would be, I think, a highly valuable property.

The problem with starting a review site (which is why I myself have not done so - yet) is I haven't figured out how to drive enough traffic to it to make it viable. But i am considering it so perhaps we can talk more in Brno on the subject (and others) if you're still planning on being there. I must go to personally thank Ma Dalton for al his fine advice.

I will be at the party, maybe an honest review site is what's called for. Will sites give me a login for me to tell surfers the hard truth.

You can start by giving me logins to yours.

Currently n the middle of this one http://trikepatrol.com/t1/ and lots of nice things to say about it.

And will throw some ideas the owners way to give it another view.

porno jew · 10-05-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

The problem with starting a review site (which is why I myself have not done so - yet) is I haven't figured out how to drive enough traffic to it to make it viable.

traffic is simple to get. ask your pal pm for some tips.

TheSquealer · 10-05-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

I find it ironic that Paul Markham is giving his reviews away FOR FREE instead of starting a Paul Markham's Reviews site, where he could MAKE MONEY as an affiliate.

His concern is not "making money". He's doing this because he's realized he has zero credibility here or in adult as a whole and he's desperate for an audience so he can continue to blather on about how everyone's doing it wrong as he gums a banana and shits his diaper.

Wizzo · 10-05-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Just posting a useless stats.

10-04-2011, 02:43 AM	#2
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10-04-2011, 06:20 AM	#17
plsureking bored Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Metaverse Posts: 4,675	This thread is in violation of rule #5. Not only has the OP, PaulMarkham, attempted to harm my software business, PornCMS, but the OP has attacked several of my customers. The OP's critique was not requested, and it was not done in a positive constructive manner. The sole purpose of this thread is to do harm. I consider this excessive harassment and it should result in the ban of the OP - PaulMarkham. He has been pushing the line for awhile, now I believe he has crossed it. I won't be replying to comments in this thread, but I thank you guys for the positive support of PornCMS. There is no reason to bump this thread and I request that you guys submit an abuse report to eric [at] adult.com __________________ #

10-04-2011, 03:26 AM	#5
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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Paul, I've looked for your profiles on the sites you say people have to join to 'get social' and can't find you on most of them. Can you share the links so we can learn how to do it?

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,493	I find it ironic that Paul Markham is giving his reviews away FOR FREE instead of starting a Paul Markham's Reviews site, where he could MAKE MONEY as an affiliate. Paul do you think giving your reviews away for free will make you money down the road? And as you add more and more free reviews, giving more and more away for free, you expect to make money this way? I thought you said the free model was dead? Very confusing. People PAY for Consumer Reports Paul so why are you giving your reports away for free? Don't you know the real money is in the offline review magazine business? __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Skype: peabodymedia Last edited by The Porn Nerd; 10-04-2011 at 01:11 PM..

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Cherry7 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Posts: 3,564	It really is moronic to applaud a site which uses clips from mainstream productions like this as some sort of revelation. Most people on the planet are familiar with the production level of TV and cinema. Again you call yourself "professional experienced shooter" but you didn't know you could change lenses on a DSLR, and don't know how and an editing program works and no wonder as the scene you made only had one shot in it ! If you did know what you were doing you would not be selling videos at $5 each. __________________ My Neighbour Butterfly PORN-The Musical The Long Goodbye Cinema Erotique

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