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10-27-2011, 12:37 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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Breaking News: Fleshlight make Lindsay Lohan a MILLION DOLLAR offer
Fleshlight Makes Lindsay Lohan An Offer
AUSTIN, Texas ---- With the recent news of Lindsay Lohan posing for Playboy, Fleshlight, makers of the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy has offered to sign Lindsay Lohan as one of their exclusive Fleshlight GIrls. Fleshlight is offering Lindsay Lohan $1 million if she decides to join the Fleshlight Girls club. The company proposal to Lindsay Lohan can be read at Fleshlight.com/LindsayFleshlight The Fleshlight Girls line of products are exact molds of porn star's most intimate parts. Some of the porn stars that are currently signed as Fleshlight Girls include Stoya, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Jesse Jane. The girls butts, mouths and vaginas are molded and offered to their fans as a one-of-a-kind sex toy. Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight replied, "This is a perfect way for Lindsay to immortalize her body parts and it allows her fans to connect with her in a whole new way." With over four million Fleshlight products sold, Fleshlight continues to produce the highest quality sex toys for men. For more information, visit Fleshlight.com and visit FNCash.com to find out how to earn 30 percent on all Fleshlight sales. A copy of the letter sent to Ms. Lohan can be seen at http://www.fleshlight.com/lindsayfleshlight/ |
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10-27-2011, 12:39 AM
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Fuck Fleshlight.
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10-27-2011, 12:41 AM
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another kbizzle success story.
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10-27-2011, 12:41 AM
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10-27-2011, 12:44 AM
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I like Sarah, and I hope she has the intelligence to find another job quick. This half-ass company doesn't even approve new affiliates, and my account (with Sarah's help) still hasn't been approved after 2 years.
Not to mention that other thread. Was it this one? https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1042682 or this? https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1042415
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10-27-2011, 12:50 AM
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This is so stupid. Do you really think anyone on the whole fucking planet thinks this is serious? Please stop posting.
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10-27-2011, 12:52 AM
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10-27-2011, 12:55 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:02 AM
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desperate for attention.
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10-27-2011, 01:06 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:06 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:08 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:11 AM
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Oh my god. Read this feed. Way to hype up the "big announcement"
 http://twitter.com/#!/SarahFleshlight |
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10-27-2011, 01:13 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:16 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:20 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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TMZ Exclusive:
Lindsay Lohan- $1 Million Offer from Sex Toy Company  http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/26/lindsa...x-toy-company/ |
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10-27-2011, 01:25 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:25 AM
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maybe they'll get some TMZ affiliates, that won't get approved either, from the typeins since there's no links from TMZ.
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10-27-2011, 01:28 AM
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Let's see if she does it ;)
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10-27-2011, 01:29 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:29 AM
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Believability is of minor importance. Case in point. Here are the results from doing an allintext search (with quotes) of the headline used for the CNN article about Vivid the other day.
http://tinyurl.com/vivid-heats-up-hwood-with-porn Anyway, nice work Sarah!
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10-27-2011, 01:29 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:30 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:30 AM
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 Hate, hate, hate, hate...
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10-27-2011, 01:31 AM
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It is a real offer. Steve signed the offer and it is with her agent. We will honor it should she accept. Thank you  |
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10-27-2011, 01:35 AM
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Forgive me for being skeptical, but I reckon it's likely that these products aren't molded from anything other than a generic industrial molding.
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10-27-2011, 01:36 AM
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10-27-2011, 01:38 AM
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It's a real offer, mostly because they know she won't do it. I don't know why you try to pretend that GFY'ers are the average TMZ viewer that will buy that bullshit. It's a publicity play. It's like trying to sell "free porn site passwords" to affiliates that know better. Makes you look dumb.
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Here is a video of Tera Patrick getting her mouth molded by us: |
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10-27-2011, 01:45 AM
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Fuck Fleshlight and they way they treat affiliates.
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10-27-2011, 01:47 AM
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Lame .
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Anybody that has been to the Fleshlight factory has seen the line up of molds of each girl. |
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10-27-2011, 02:15 AM
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Not the first time someone has tried to offer Lohan money for porn or fetish videos.
Fuck it... Lindsay... I will give you 1 million dollars to pose nude for me. No joke. Have your people contact my people. |
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(i doubt they are not real) please let me know when the Lindsay Lohan fleshlight is available i will defiantly be buying one of those (fingers crossed)
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10-27-2011, 02:36 AM
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Why all the hate?
Other companies like Vivid offer people who are in the news money to be in a porn video and everyone laughs. Hell, I even remember when I think it was Pink Visual offered Conan O'Brien a starring role and everyone thought it was great. Fleshlight does it and it brings out the haters? Of course it is for publicity. The odds of her actually doing this are next to none, but it can get some free, easy headlines. Did I miss something? Did something happened that caused everyone to suddenly hate Fleshlight? |
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Can I sell you a membership to Paul Markham's Teens?
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Lots of hate going on around here.. but if you've got a celeb or sex toy blog or something, at least you've got a post or two that can be done.
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That's a nice offer
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The world would be better off w/o her... she's a waste of space
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Wow breaking news
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How do you make a mold of the INSIDE?
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Oops! Something is wrong here. We can't find the page you requested. They already pulled the offer? |
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The EU geo targetting is being fixed ...from the States it works
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