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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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I only have my butt available for molding - I'd take the million gladly
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good that i never promoted that silly-cone flAshlight crap ... after reading what you do to affiliates who made ya tons of green (domains, does that ring a bell?) ... read address bar = GFY!
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Well...he got the Conan part right.
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Btw I wonder about the ROI. Sarah how long do you plan getting the investment back? |
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However, I am certain we will make our million back either way. |
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![]() The new Matuloo design - for program owners only! "fuck your affiliates in the ass the FN-way!" ![]() ....ok i'm done ![]()
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On another subject (that I'm sure you won't answer). Doesn't it bother you on a personal level to have what good will you built up over all these years completely tossed out the window because of the company you work for and the idiotic policy implemented? It has to hurt reading through a promotional thread you created and all you see is overwhelmingly negative feedback. And it has to also bother you that you've been told not to respond to any response that references the trademark domain cluster fuck. It's painfully obvious and laughable when you bypass 9 out of 10 responses in a thread you created. You'd be better off just not posting any responses and hope that what little reputation you have left is repaired through indifference over time. ![]() |
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#109 |
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bad stunt. But Fleshlight sux anyways. Back when they were hot, i sent like 35k targeted hits 0 sales. not 1. I asked rep back then for a sample to see what it was about, answer no. asked how i could go 0/35k, reply, bad traffic. I hope this stunt blows up in thier face somehow to be honest. Horrible company. Have the "CEO" mold his mouth, ill pay $1000 for it just to fuck him in the mouth. Hope noone is taking this jerk off company seriously.
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To be fair, has there not always been a black cloud hovering over fleshlight?
If I remember correctly it seems to have always been a clusterfuck, shipping, monkey employees and just incompetence all around. Might be wrong but it just seems a continuation of the usual theme. |
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![]() Sux cuz I kinda liked Sarah but all this bullshit with here new job killed it. Judging Tofu's last post tells me he's not too bright. Hope the serious webmasters take note.
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How very professional. Oh well, watching someone commit career suicide is always amusing.
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Why didn't Fleshlight go for Paris Hilton instead??? She did make a sextape... Oh wait, that was back in the golden years ;-)))
If it pan's out, well fleshlight would be overpaying for that product. IMHO the one who managed the TMZ publicity stunt will be the one with most ROI out of this.
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IMDB: Lindsay Lohan now offered $1 million for sex toy deal
HollywoodNews.com: Lindsay Lohan was allegedly offered close to $1 million to pose for ?Playboy? and now she could get another $1 million to take it a step further. The adult entertainment company FleshLight has reportedly offered her $1 million to create a sex toy from her, states TMZ. The company reportedly wants to make a mold of her genitals in order to sell an ?authentic? Lindsay Lohan sex toy. Full Story - http://www.imdb.com/news/ni17280541/ |
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#119 |
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The best part is this isn't even an original idea. This is a "me too" thing after Hefner did it. Shows you how innovative their marketing team is.
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One point of reference, the signed letter says "...up to one million dollars..." without any reference to the fine print. I don't care either way, though it is obviously a publicity stunt by their marketing person to make more sales & brand the name and please the boss.
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Is that you Tam?
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If recent history is any indicator, poor Lindsay probably won't even get paid if she does accept the bogus offer. |
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Even as a marketing stunt this reeks of dishonesty. The wording of the letter, the fact that it is most likely that all contracts are based on sales with only a base amount paid, the fact that they have screwed over many affiliates by allowing exemptions to a policy that they have now renegged on.
I would be surprised if Fleshlight had $1 mil in cash laying about anyway. They are being squeezed at all ends. The Chinese knockoffs must be hurting and way it treats affiliates must be having a bottom line effect. |
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We're getting reports that Lyndsay has agreed to terms.
Anyone else getting this chatter off twitter? |
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its easy to make an offer when you know they wont accept. Nice marketing though
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ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY!
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Fuck those useless fleshlight, faggots
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Will she say yes? Clearly that is not certain? Did we go into this without having inside sources and without knowing it would be discussed with her directly? No. To say that yesterday saw some interesting calls coming into HQ would be an understatement. How they end up panning out is another thing. I fully get the skepticism. I would likely be the same if I was watching from the outside. From the inside, I know it is a real offer. For those commenting on the 'up to' line. Yes, how much would be dependent on various factors including how fully she was molded. We would, however, be delighted to pay the full million for a conmplete job. Playboy also paid 'up to' a million. Not a full million. They also made her public offers she had previously refused. Times change. Her people know we are serious. |
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However, I meant that should she sign for the full million that regardless of final contract terms, I have no doubt the million would be made back and then some. The question was about how quickly and the answer was it depended on final terms. |
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So without commenting on the specifics, how are these deals normally structured ? A base amount then a share of sales ? Or do the moldee's receive a full single payment ?
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We disagree that it would be overpaying but we could be proved wrong. That is the risk on our part. Of course the publicity we are getting is great. What we would get when the product went on sale would be greater. |
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It depends on the product. Some get a percentage and others flat fee. Which I know is vague but if you discuss one set of contract terms it will upset others. Everybody is well compensated. Personally, I like working with the girls and guys (the Fleshjack boys sell very well) on percentages because they do a lot of self promotion to raise their profiles and therefore make more sales.
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For the record, I do not represent Fleshlight.
I keep getting calls for placements on TMZ and Perez this week from all of you who read this thinking I was a part of it. I am not. However, if your company's product or service straddles the mainstream hit me up at Kevin at kevinblatt dot COM :-)) |
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I did tell you a few weeks ago that you should be contacting us ![]() Nope, this was an in house project. |
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Obviously, we are here to listen to any offers of celebrity internals. We have the Fleshjack side of things too so they don't need to be just female ..lol
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fucking a sewer pipe is more effective...
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