Is this how to make the thin GFY rules meaningless? - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 01:09 AM

All we do is say.

"Someone told me. Is it true?"

Then repeat the lie over and over again without that statement?

If so then this is how to get around the rules. We can defame members of family, accuse people of anything we like with a simple "Someone told me, is it true?" Occasionally.

B.Barnato · 11-02-2011, 01:12 AM

Penis.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 01:12 AM

Americans, if you are every confused about the definition of irony, remember this post.

EddyTheDog · 11-02-2011, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

All we do is say.

"Someone told me. Is it true?"

Then repeat the lie over and over again without that statement?

If so then this is how to get around the rules. We can defame members of family, accuse people of anything we like with a simple "Someone told me, is it true?" Occasionally.

Do you have a particular thread in mind?

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Do you have a particular thread in mind?

Good question

Yeah, on the SOPA thread he started repeatedly and baselessly accusing me of illegal activity, he has done this many times before.

He has also, recently, accused me of lying about who I work with, about my housing, about my finances and even about my marital status. He really does NOTHING but post utter baseless lies intended SOLELY to damage my business. He never has ANY proof of anything he accuses me of.

He should be banned for this, imho.

He is trying to damage by business and my reputation.

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Do you have a particular thread in mind?

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=1853...1#post18531439

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 01:27 AM

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18529402&postcount=38

I love the smell of irony in the morning

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Good question

Yeah, on the SOPA thread he started repeatedly and baselessly accusing me of illegal activity, he has done this many times before.

He has also, recently, accused me of lying about who I work with, about my housing, about my finances and even about my marital status. He really does NOTHING but post utter baseless lies intended SOLELY to damage my business. He never has ANY proof of anything he accuses me of.

He should be banned for this, imho.

He is trying to damage by business and my reputation.

Hi Pot, I'm kettle.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Hi Pot, I'm kettle.

You post malicious lies.

I post quotes from you about thinking teachers need a will of iron not to fuck a child in their care.

D'oh!

EddyTheDog · 11-02-2011, 01:36 AM

[EddyTheDog] backs slowly out of the room.....

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 01:36 AM

Some recent posts.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18483101&postcount=15

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Don't talk about Eva like that. I know you bought her, but that doesn't mean you own her man. Play fair now.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18178754&postcount=24

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

More lies from you Paul! Astounding. But this time calling Eric a liar. Wow.

Cool. Whatever. You know the truth and you know you're going to stop libeling (it's libel when it's written down, slander is spoken) me.

I mean, carry on if you want. You know you were told you would get banned if you did, so it's all good with me.

Given your track record with lying and Eric's I think I know who most people will believe.

Good luck with your retirement.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18162428&postcount=475

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

A fourth creative

Following up HTML with a plain text email is really strong.

I would send out a plain text email like this:

Hi Paul,

I sent you an email about a 50% off discount last week and you didn't take me up on it. I wanted to basically beg you to. I'm fucked. My boughtwife has had to take a second job. I'm forced into working for people I despise. And I do nothing but post about free porn and content on gfy all day.

I really need you to buy just one set from me.

Just one.

I know, I know I said "my content isn't good enough", but fuck it, it's cheap.

So, please please please buy it. I'm on my knees. I'm desperate. I need your money to pay my bills.

HELP ME.

CLICK HERE TO BUY MY DRY CUNTED 80's TEENS PICS

--

To unsub from my begging letters click here.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18152523&postcount=55

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Nah, he's happy cos Daddy is walking him at the playground.

Again.

He loves the attention all those young children give him.

And the dog does too.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18151408&postcount=52

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Prove it. Post the email to Craig from you saying "Misspell my name the trolls will get all over it" (with full raw headers)

You pointless liar.

Too scared to post the pic of your mansion
Too scared to post the email from your "publisher" about the ebook
Too scared to post the lies from whatever chief exec at N&S you lied about
Too scared to post the email to your designer asking him to misspell your name

Do you know about the boy who cried wolf?

I'm glad you've got the puppy taking up your time now as your troll game is now weak old man.

How do the local school children like him?

PS Did you also ask them to leave off a call to action, to ignore the branding on your site so there is a huge visual disconnect for the surfer? :D When you said the other day you don't understand marketing you were spot on.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18122407&postcount=231

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Adapt = Suck the cock of piracy for 3k whilst making your paid for manwife work in an office to cover your rent on the hut in the cabbage field.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17914848&postcount=1

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Barefootsies can rejoice and be exceedingly glad because the new Porn Beer is now live.

Woop.

Shot ON LOCATION in a pub in glorious 720p HD!

And special bonus episode where we review Paul Markham's site!

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17873308&postcount=75

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Your troll game is weak today Markham.

Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times. We've seen the 'you're a magician' bit.

Bring something NEW to the table.

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17423817&postcount=136

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18119790&postcount=189

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I know the "wind up Paul Markham" business well, my friend. Why is it you didn't buy www.paulmarkhamteens.co.uk?

Lol.

Paul, how many films do film critics make before they are allowed to criticise films? That's right! None! People can form opinions on something without actually doing that something. Restaurant critics don't own restaurants. Art critics don't paint. Anyway, you said the best comment about your content, and ladies and gentlemen, I quote "My content isn't good enough anymore". You do the damage yourself.

See above. But frankly your Alexa speaks volumes about your "pay" (and I use the word fucking loosely) site. Still lying about having 348 members? Hehe.

No wonder you are pissed at people who actually have and understand traffic.

Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.

I've never made a comment on your house other than the fact you are too scared to post a picture of it. Why are you so scared? Is it THAT embarrassing? Heheh. Coward. Imagine being so scared to post a pic of the house you boast about.

I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.

Just post a link to prove you're right.

Oh yeah, you can't.

Just stop with the lying Paul. It's tiresome. You've had to beg for help from this community on several occasions. If you keep posting obvious lies, do you think people will help you in the future?

It's likely, from what I hear, you will need help again. So I'd cut out the lying, or just reduce it a little.

xxx

A long history want me to search some more?

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

You post malicious lies.

I post quotes from you about thinking teachers need a will of iron not to fuck a child in their care.

D'oh!

Please post the thread.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

A long history want me to search some more?

Fill your boots, kid.

This is hilarious.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Please post the thread.

You already admitted it and claimed you were joking. Are you now saying you were lying when you said you were joking?

I'm confused?

No wonder you got troll of the year!

Outstanding thread bringing attention to your own malicious lies and false accusations.

kane · 11-02-2011, 01:49 AM

You two should get it over with and just have sex already. . . the tension is unbearable.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

You two should get it over with and just have sex already. . . the tension is unbearable.

I'm FAR too old for him.

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

You already admitted it and claimed you were joking. Are you now saying you were lying when you said you were joking?

I'm confused?

No wonder you got troll of the year!

Outstanding thread bringing attention to your own malicious lies and false accusations.

Post the thread and post please.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Post the thread and post please.

Post which thread? The one where you originally said it, or the one where you agreed you said it and pretended you were joking. Please be more clear Paul.

Best be quick, I'm off in 4 minutes to London for meetings with a new client, with my longest running (4 years) client and then dinner with one of the best magicians in the country.

x

Roald · 11-02-2011, 02:18 AM

you are both cry babies.

Jack Sparrow · 11-02-2011, 02:33 AM

Yet when people post lies about me nobody cares

Jel · 11-02-2011, 02:35 AM

Someone told me you are a pair of cunts - is this true?

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Someone told me you are a pair of cunts - is this true?

Massive.

NewNick · 11-02-2011, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Someone told me you are a pair of cunts - is this true?

I was going to post something witty - but then (thankfully) good sense prevailed and I remembered how ridiculous I think this banal bickering is.

Phew I nearly became Damian Markham.

DamianJ · 11-02-2011, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Phew I nearly became Damian Markham.

No one wants that. No one.

kane · 11-02-2011, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I'm FAR too old for him.

LOL

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

[EddyTheDog] backs slowly out of the room.....

Well he said he was off to London. Is that backing out of the room?

Barefootsies · 11-02-2011, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

If so then this is how to get around the rules. We can defame members of family, accuse people of anything we like with a simple "Someone told me, is it true?" Occasionally.

Both of those are against the posted rules, and plenty have been banned for it.

1. Making things personal and dragging in people's families.
2. Making up bullshit... 'I heard this is true' with malice to smear someone's name or business or some other type of 'hearsay' snipe reference without any real proof. Cutty was notorious for this, and that is why he is banned for life.

That being said, you two are constantly at each others throats attacking one another.

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2011, 06:35 AM

Fletch XXX · 11-02-2011, 06:38 AM

there are a few trolls on gfy who always go after family members, and its simply uncalled for. just block them with addon and never see their posts LOL

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Both of those are against the posted rules, and plenty have been banned for it.

1. Making things personal and dragging in people's families.
2. Making up bullshit... 'I heard this is true' with malice to smear someone's name or business or some other type of 'hearsay' snipe reference without any real proof. Cutty was notorious for this, and that is why he is banned for life.

That being said, you two are constantly at each others throats attacking one another.

1. Never done it. I did ask if he was married.
2. I base my opinions on his posts, his videos and his sites.

I find it hard to ignore someone insinuating I got a dog to attract children or that I raped someone, or that I had sex with underage girls. Well we all did when we were that age, but he means recently.

And Eva is my weak spot. I have great love and respect for her. Accusing her of being bought or looking like a "Manwife" is going to get me every time and Damian knows it.

As for attacking my business. Water off a ducks ass with me.

No Fletch, they should be an automatic ban as happened recently. Damian gets away with it. It's something I would never do.

Jel · 11-02-2011, 10:28 AM

Paul, you're a proven liar, how you haven't been banned for being a proven liar over and over again, making shit up about what people say/do is beyond me. Well, it isn't, your sole purpose for any board that still allows you to post there is thread views.

34 years in the biz, and your legacy is that your bullshit & lies got thread views on internet forums.

l m f a o

Stop bleating fuckstick, you get treated like a cunt because you behave like one.

Grapesoda · 11-02-2011, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Good question

Yeah, on the SOPA thread he started repeatedly and baselessly accusing me of illegal activity, he has done this many times before.

He has also, recently, accused me of lying about who I work with, about my housing, about my finances and even about my marital status. He really does NOTHING but post utter baseless lies intended SOLELY to damage my business. He never has ANY proof of anything he accuses me of.

He should be banned for this, imho.

He is trying to damage by business and my reputation.

that's just how real life is... I have that constantly in my biz. lost about 20-25K this year on it so far

Just Alex · 11-02-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Yet when people post lies about me nobody cares

Nobody cares about you period. Just having little fun with delusional clown Pipo

Seriously, Pipo, you really think anyone believes your shit? Jesus, clown boy, all I had to do is check you "corporate" address in google maps and see what dump you live in and what kind of car you driving! Congrats baller!

Just Alex · 11-02-2011, 10:50 AM

Paul, do you ever shut up? Is it age thing or you always been this way?

Paul Markham · 11-02-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Paul, do you ever shut up? Is it age thing or you always been this way?

Join my ignore list.

Do likewise and then you won't have to worry about me.

Jel · 11-02-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Join my ignore list.

Do likewise and then you won't have to worry about me.

15 minutes gone now, have you taken him off it?

signupdamnit · 11-02-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

you are both cry babies.

Agreed.

96ukssob · 11-02-2011, 12:00 PM

PROOF OR BAN!

no SEX talk allowed in here, my mom is watching

hateman · 11-02-2011, 12:04 PM

so DamianJ says that Paul's friends advised him not to get a teaching job because he might not be able to control his sexual urge and fuck children

interesting

brassmonkey · 11-02-2011, 12:06 PM

scroll past it

porno jew · 11-02-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman

so DamianJ says that Paul's friends advised him not to get a teaching job because he might not be able to control his sexual urge and fuck children

interesting

he also claims 15 year old girls are "flirting" with him, a creepy old man. something is just not right there.

ottopottomouse · 11-02-2011, 12:15 PM

hateman · 11-02-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

he also claims 15 year old girls are "flirting" with him, a creepy old man. something is just not right there.

wishful thinking maybe?

11-02-2011, 01:09 AM	#1
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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	Paul, you're a proven liar, how you haven't been banned for being a proven liar over and over again, making shit up about what people say/do is beyond me. Well, it isn't, your sole purpose for any board that still allows you to post there is thread views. 34 years in the biz, and your legacy is that your bullshit & lies got thread views on internet forums. l m f a o Stop bleating fuckstick, you get treated like a cunt because you behave like one.

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