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blackmonsters · 11-07-2011, 06:39 PM

I don't know what to say.
I mean, like when the hell is he going to start meiosis and grow the fuck up?

You'd think he'd hook up with a female, but no, they just keep spitting him out.

I tried counseling with Dear Abby but he just splattered himself on a pillow of her
couch.

I'm so frustrated that when I call him a "fuck wad", I really mean it.

I'm about to give up because I swear that he will never be more than a yellow stain on a
cotton sheet.

HandballJim · 11-07-2011, 06:39 PM

Fletch XXX · 11-07-2011, 06:39 PM

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mineistaken · 11-07-2011, 07:25 PM

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alias · 11-07-2011, 07:27 PM

Some spermatozoa are gay.

L-Pink · 11-07-2011, 07:49 PM

If he was a faster swimmer he wouldn't be rolling down a leg right now right lol.

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