Is it true people with small dicks drive fast cars? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Horny Joe · 12-10-2011, 07:22 AM

My dick is medium big/small and my car is medium fast, BMW320. SO yes, it is true!
But soon I will buy a much faster AND bigger car and that worries me a bit.....

mromro · 12-10-2011, 10:17 AM

Yes, That is why most Italian Guidos drive fast cars.

Overload · 12-10-2011, 12:58 PM

hmm, i dont think they drive FAST cars, but gas guzzlers/BIG cars to compensate for the lack of size

when i see a dood in a hummer i always think he must have a tiny needledick and very low self-esteem to need such a buttugly, useless, fat pimp ride

NETbilling · 12-10-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse

Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.

That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account.

It's the same when people tell me that me having a motorhome is not camping...
While they are sleeping in the freezing cold floor on rocks in a tent. I tent camped for years and prefer the motorhome much more.

xNetworx · 12-10-2011, 06:58 PM

Fast cars are fun for all dick sizes

Mr Pheer · 12-10-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

vdub buckets work for me too. i've recruited talent all over usa/canada in a girly vw cabrio that cost less than my camera

Sorry man but I cant stop laughing at your Home Depot lighting setup

facialfreak · 12-11-2011, 03:25 AM

Well .... I'm hung like a Coke can, and my 2006 Altima SE-R is pinned at 240km/h ...

So draw your own conclusions ...

marlboroack · 12-11-2011, 03:40 AM

I have a big dick and i can't drive any car worth shit from what i know.

MakingItPay · 12-11-2011, 07:23 AM

If you have a fast car and you buy a slow car what happens to your penis?

ArsewithClass · 12-11-2011, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

Absolutely...but the best looking women have small pussies so it all works out.

I prefer the word 'tight' not small

Quote:

Originally Posted by NETbilling

It's the same when people tell me that me having a motorhome is not camping...
While they are sleeping in the freezing cold floor on rocks in a tent. I tent camped for years and prefer the motorhome much more.

There shall always be people jealous & envious of those around them

Young · 12-11-2011, 10:37 AM

8 1/2 inches here. 9 on a good day.

I drive a $115,000 Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG. 507HP. 0-60 in 4.0 according to these guys http://www.zeroto60times.com/. It's fast. It's somewhat expensive.

I'd buy a Ferrari in a heart beat if I didn't have so many expenses.

The fast cars = small dick thing was invented by guys with no money.

shimmy2 · 12-11-2011, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Sorry man but I cant stop laughing at your Home Depot lighting setup

you should see my earlier movies where i taped a $2 LED flashlight to the canon hotshoe

ArsewithClass · 12-11-2011, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

8 1/2 inches here. 9 on a good day.

I drive a $115,000 Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG. 507HP. 0-60 in 4.0 according to these guys http://www.zeroto60times.com/. It's fast. It's somewhat expensive.

I'd buy a Ferrari in a heart beat if I didn't have so many expenses.

The fast cars = small dick thing was invented by guys with no money.

I own the most crazy car for 'performance/engine size & power', the nissan skyline GTR, not the new one, I wish... thats even more insane.
It's only got 300bhp from a 2.6ltr engine with twin turbos. It's not as fast as yours bro, nor, as fast as some other 500bhp cars... It's faster than most porsche or ferrari,
yet weighs about the same, has 2 seats in the rear, & still is only a little tiny tad slower in 0-60 with about 4.2sec and runs at 180mph. The Japs built an insane car especially for cost

Back to the thread, I ain't got 8 n half inch (Congrats btw), I'm average in size... so as said before, the 'fast car, small dick' belief is bollocks

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12-10-2011, 12:58 PM	#53
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12-11-2011, 03:25 AM	#57
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12-11-2011, 10:37 AM	#61
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12-10-2011, 10:17 AM	#52
mromro So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 770	Yes, That is why most Italian Guidos drive fast cars.

12-10-2011, 06:58 PM	#55
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12-11-2011, 03:40 AM	#58
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