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Is it true people with small dicks drive fast cars?
Is it true and why?
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Yes.
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i had a dozen cars - from very slow to very fast. what does that tell us?
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Let's do some business!
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You take Cialis.
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Yes it is true... That is why I WALK!!! ;-)
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i have a fairly fast car i guess...my dick is miniscule...not even there really
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if it is, I am so slicing mine in half
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I came up with the question while I was driving with my brother in the car, we saw an old high school friend of mine driving by in his "fast car" and my brother randomly said one of his mates saw his cock (don't ask why) and said it was tiny. Then we we both laughed and debated if people with small cocks drive fast cars.
I think the answer is yes, how else would you feel better about having a small cock.
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How about a big, slow jeep? Lol.
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Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.
That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account. ![]()
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THink I read somewhere that Peter North have several really fast cars
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I ride a mountain bike. I am hung like a horse. lol
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I'm driving an old pickup today
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i put money into a house instead, does that mean i have a vagina?
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or they drive very big cars...
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Pay It Forward
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dont get caught in the gears
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Must be uncomfortable
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I walk everywhere with my shlong carried over my shoulder.
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I just stand and let plate tectonics carry me where I need to go.
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If it's true, then every kid who had a poster of a supercar on his wall must have a microscopic dick.
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Absolutely...but the best looking women have small pussies so it all works out.
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Anyone can own a fast car. It surely doesn't make them better than anyone else.
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I always make sure to wrap it up good so it doesn't happen.
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Yep, def true, another fact is people with big dicks drive fast cars too!
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So Fucking Banned
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I've owned three minivans, a Geo Metro, and a Ford Aspire. My wife, having no cock, had a Mustang. So I'd say probably so.
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yes thats why i drive a fucking VW golf.
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like a horsefly, you mean ?
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My "friend" wants to know:
what if you're hung like a gnat and drive a non-spectacular truck? Again its my friend that wants to know. Just doing a favor by asking. |
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LOL some funny replies!
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