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Old 12-23-2011, 09:57 PM   #1
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Its nearly 5am and I cant sleep...
Too excited about Xmas I think...

Cant wait to look out for santa soon... Wonder what he will bring me?
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:00 PM   #2
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:04 PM   #3
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Buddy, I need advice. I have the stomach flu and I have terrible diaherra. Please help
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:39 PM   #12
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Buddy, I need advice. I have the stomach flu and I have terrible diaherra. Please help
wanna sit on my face?

$10 ? You pay me?
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$10 ? You pay me?
Ill give you 20 if you lick and gargle.
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:46 PM   #14
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You drive a hard bargain... FINAL OFFER - ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR $15, and I ALSO give you a reach around?
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Here is something relaxing for you. Now go the fuck to sleep. Your poos will be very unpredictable if you don't get some rest.
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are you just overly excited, thinking about all the shit Santa's gonna bring you ?
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You drive a hard bargain... FINAL OFFER - ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR $15, and I ALSO give you a reach around?
No! I am not happy at all. For 50, I want to take a poo bath with you. I also want us to cuddle in bed with poo bottles.
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Cant wait to look out for santa soon... Wonder what he will bring me?
A whats on sky tv over christmas magazine.
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Here is something relaxing for you. Now go the fuck to sleep. Your poos will be very unpredictable if you don't get some rest.
That actually made me feel nauseous, but also DID make me sleepy...

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Yeah, Right... Thats funny...

Like I would even contemplate leaving my bed to poo

When you are as menatally disturbed as I am... Your bed IS your bathroom

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No! I am not happy at all. For 50, I want to take a poo bath with you. I also want us to cuddle in bed with poo bottles.
OK, final offer... ALL OF THE ABOVE...

& I shall pay YOU $$$ (Dependant on what santa brings me to sell...?)

Please say yes.. I really wanna cuddle, crap, spoon and poo...

I need a crappy new year !
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