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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I just realised, that at the age of 43, I have never
sat or laid in a hammock!
What simple things have you never done? |
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lol
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Two girls one cup.... never tried that.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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made love to a real woman...
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So Fucking Banned
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Have sex with more than one woman at the same time...
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Gingerific
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Heh I'm 43 as well. I've never been to a pro football game.
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
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Never masturbated.
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lol
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#10 |
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I never paid for sex
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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I thought you were still a teenager this whole time.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Understandable. After all, my 'i like poo' and 'i cant afford' posts are extremely juvenile, and borderline retarded, but its just a 'character' that I play on gfy...
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So Fucking Banned
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Living the Dream
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Make money in porn
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'm around the same age, and I've never been to a Disney Land or Disney World.
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I've never been to me
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I need a beer
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We all pay one way or another
At 50,I haven't had sex with a black woman,Banged any drug,or try a flying in a Squirrel suit.I wanna do the last one
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Have done all of the above but I have never driven a motorcycle.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i've never murdered anybody.
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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36 and I never cheated on my wife or any of my gfs.....
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#25 |
So Fucking Banned
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Man I didnt realize you were that old
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Junior Achiever
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Take the virginity of two girls away at the same time.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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So Fucking Banned
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![]() ![]() And once swam in the Atlantic off Tampa. ![]() Actually that would be the Gulf Of Mexico wouldn't it. ![]() Both were pretty fun actually. It is like 5 above outside so anything is fun about now. ![]() |
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Work Work Work
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Bungy jumping.
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