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Pineapplez · 01-10-2012, 08:35 AM

First of all, i know shit about programming. But i belive what i need is kind of basic stuff if you know what you're doing.

I need an admin area where i can add models, and all kinds of stuff, like hair, breast size, age, if she use twitter/facebook or not and things like that.
the script should also create a new page for every model i add, and use the name of that model ... like mydomain dot com/name_lastname dot php

And i also need a sortable list, where surfers can sort by all things i added in my admin area, and visit any of the models they like.

How much would something like this cost me?

Emil · 01-10-2012, 09:21 AM

I wouldn't pay more than ~$35 for it.

Post your project here:
http://www.scriptlance.com

kazymjir · 01-10-2012, 10:18 AM

I can make it for you for $40,
hit me up at [email protected] or ICQ 632654405

Fletch XXX · 01-10-2012, 10:19 AM

i just dnt understand, people willing to spend $50 on lunch but want to give pennies to people to code something for them. take care of your coder and he will take care of you.

lol

Klen · 01-10-2012, 11:21 AM

100$ if you want to make it properly.

kazymjir · 01-10-2012, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i just dnt understand, people willing to spend $50 on lunch but want to give pennies to people to code something for them. take care of your coder and he will take care of you.

Exactly!
If programmer is being paid well, he have a lot more motivation to work and want to make the project more precisely.

blackmonsters · 01-10-2012, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i just dnt understand, people willing to spend $50 on lunch but want to give pennies to people to code something for them. take care of your coder and he will take care of you.

lol

Because there is no free food on the internet to condition them to be cheap.

Yet, it's the cheap and free ones that's always hacked.

harvey · 01-10-2012, 01:52 PM

I lol'd @ this thread

anyway, if interested, we can make it for $750. The good news is you'll have a fully functional site professionally designed and that will work for years to come. And admin area alone won't do anything for you. Nor will a script alone. You need the features + the implementation of those features + the layout for those features to be implemented + the SEO for the pages. And these are the most basic needs you may have.

Adult Insider Dave · 01-10-2012, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazymjir-design

Exactly!
If programmer is being paid well, he have a lot more motivation to work and want to make the project more precisely.

So you were kidding then about your $40 bid I take it? LOl

medicatedghost · 01-10-2012, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pineapplez

First of all, i know shit about programming. But i belive what i need is kind of basic stuff if you know what you're doing.

I need an admin area where i can add models, and all kinds of stuff, like hair, breast size, age, if she use twitter/facebook or not and things like that.
the script should also create a new page for every model i add, and use the name of that model ... like mydomain dot com/name_lastname dot php

And i also need a sortable list, where surfers can sort by all things i added in my admin area, and visit any of the models they like.

How much would something like this cost me?

Im a programmer. but you dont need to remake the wheel. take this product for a test drive - you can disable what you dont need and its got the options I think you are asking about. http://www.zen-cart.com/

kazymjir · 01-10-2012, 02:12 PM

Hey Harvey, don't forget about Software Quality Assurance.
Include to cost quality analysts, managers and testers.

raymor · 01-10-2012, 02:57 PM

It sounds like you are describing a system we built a few years ago. The orginal client paid about $1600 for the development. The second webmaster paid $500 for an enhanced copy. The third, $350.

That's how to get it done right without breaking the bank - find one like ours that already been developed and well TESTED.

With our system the user can search on any combination of attributes, so they can find young redheads, or skinny blondes. You can either show them the gallery or let them add the zip to their cart to purchase sets.

Emil · 01-11-2012, 03:28 PM

LOL @ your prices.
The script is easy to make for any experienced programmer. Pineapplez, dont hire these fuckers, they will just rip you off. $750 for this shit, lol. Do you also charge $300 for a 468x80 banner?

Hire a programmer for china, give him $35 and you'll get what you need.

Barefootsies · 01-11-2012, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

LOL @ your prices.
The script is easy to make for any experienced programmer. Pineapplez, dont hire these fuckers, they will just rip you off. $750 for this shit, lol. Do you also charge $300 for a 468x80 banner?

Hire a programmer for china, give him $35 and you'll get what you need.

Chinese sweet deals.

medicatedghost · 01-11-2012, 07:43 PM

hopefully you took my advice and experimented with zen-cart. I only have 30 years software experience to draw on, so maybe I'm wrong about that high opinion of the product. but maybe not wrong too;-)

Zoxxa · 01-11-2012, 08:34 PM

This is an easy script, but you also get what you pay for.

I do not code anything for under $40/hr minimum and this would take probably half a day in the $240 to $400 range. It's not the main features that take a substantial amount of time, it's all the small things that support and bring it together. The setup, the testing, the confirming, the quality assurance, etc.. I think $250-400 is a fair price for a customized script like this, it also depends on your needs, you may be fine with straight up PHP in your views ( html ) or maybe you need a simple template system so you can bounce around the html with no problems designing or editing around the php code.

Majority of people on here have played with copy/pasting snippets and think they are coders, or believe that slapping together a piece of shit will do. This is not some fucking conspiracy when others will tell you that you need to pay for quality and PROTECTION. Enjoy the $30 script for a couple weeks until your host hits you up pissed off that your server was hacked to shit and damaged.

This is just honest advice and I believe it to be a fair price. If you can find an honest and quality coder, the hourly rate is fair for both sides.

By the way, I am not accepting new clients at this time so my advice / comments are truly to your benefit, I am not trying to sell you on anything. Good luck.

Zoxxa · 01-11-2012, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

it's the cheap and free ones that's always hacked.

medicatedghost · 01-12-2012, 02:40 PM

HTML Batch Editor by LucerSoft
Programmers File Editor by Alan Philips, Lancaster University UK
irfanview
openoffice
realplayer Plus
Pandora (free or not)
angry birds (free or not)

then theres
Norton Antivirus and Windows 7 and the latest outlook.

you dont always get what you pay for.
sometimes you get way way more.
othertimes you've paid way too much.
And there are instances where you get exactly what you paid for - any free ebay tool for instance.

potter · 01-12-2012, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by medicatedghost

HTML Batch Editor by LucerSoft
Programmers File Editor by Alan Philips, Lancaster University UK
irfanview
openoffice
realplayer Plus
Pandora (free or not)
angry birds (free or not)

then theres
Norton Antivirus and Windows 7 and the latest outlook.

you dont always get what you pay for.
sometimes you get way way more.
othertimes you've paid way too much.
And there are instances where you get exactly what you paid for - any free ebay tool for instance.

You have one of those new keyboards that spits out a random keyword relevant word instead of a letter when you press keys?

How is it? I was looking into getting one of those.

harvey · 01-12-2012, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

LOL @ your prices.
The script is easy to make for any experienced programmer. Pineapplez, dont hire these fuckers, they will just rip you off. $750 for this shit, lol. Do you also charge $300 for a 468x80 banner?

Hire a programmer for china, give him $35 and you'll get what you need.

I hope he has better reading skills than you

Quote:

you'll have a fully functional site professionally designed and that will work for years to come. And admin area alone won't do anything for you. Nor will a script alone. You need the features + the implementation of those features + the layout for those features to be implemented + the SEO for the pages. And these are the most basic needs you may have.

btw, good luck with your programmers from China

01-10-2012, 08:35 AM	#1
Pineapplez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 246	Programmers - prise idea?? First of all, i know shit about programming. But i belive what i need is kind of basic stuff if you know what you're doing. I need an admin area where i can add models, and all kinds of stuff, like hair, breast size, age, if she use twitter/facebook or not and things like that. the script should also create a new page for every model i add, and use the name of that model ... like mydomain dot com/name_lastname dot php And i also need a sortable list, where surfers can sort by all things i added in my admin area, and visit any of the models they like. How much would something like this cost me?

01-10-2012, 09:21 AM	#2
Emil Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,623	I wouldn't pay more than ~$35 for it. Post your project here: http://www.scriptlance.com __________________ Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.) (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

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harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	I lol'd @ this thread anyway, if interested, we can make it for $750. The good news is you'll have a fully functional site professionally designed and that will work for years to come. And admin area alone won't do anything for you. Nor will a script alone. You need the features + the implementation of those features + the layout for those features to be implemented + the SEO for the pages. And these are the most basic needs you may have. __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	100$ if you want to make it properly.

01-10-2012, 02:12 PM	#11
kazymjir Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Munich Posts: 411	Hey Harvey, don't forget about Software Quality Assurance. Include to cost quality analysts, managers and testers. __________________ http://kazymjir.com/

01-10-2012, 02:57 PM	#12
raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	It sounds like you are describing a system we built a few years ago. The orginal client paid about $1600 for the development. The second webmaster paid $500 for an enhanced copy. The third, $350. That's how to get it done right without breaking the bank - find one like ours that already been developed and well TESTED. With our system the user can search on any combination of attributes, so they can find young redheads, or skinny blondes. You can either show them the gallery or let them add the zip to their cart to purchase sets.

01-11-2012, 03:28 PM	#13
Emil Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,623	LOL @ your prices. The script is easy to make for any experienced programmer. Pineapplez, dont hire these fuckers, they will just rip you off. $750 for this shit, lol. Do you also charge $300 for a 468x80 banner? Hire a programmer for china, give him $35 and you'll get what you need. __________________ Free 🅑🅘🅣🅒🅞🅘🅝🅢 Every Hour (Yes, really. Free ₿itCoins.) (Signup with ONLY your Email and Password. You can also refer people and get even more.)

01-11-2012, 07:43 PM	#15
medicatedghost Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Los Angeles southbay Posts: 209	hopefully you took my advice and experimented with zen-cart. I only have 30 years software experience to draw on, so maybe I'm wrong about that high opinion of the product. but maybe not wrong too;-) __________________ Just a lowly webmaster trying to start (over) and if you could see to it that I got a fair shake from your algorithms - I'd be VERY happy to sign up with you and work my ass off producing pages that sell your product...........i can make a living with only a portion getting shaved off of my checks google voice: (four-two-four) 210-7676 gmail: harry90717 @ twitter: uses gmail account ICQ: 643932783

01-11-2012, 08:34 PM	#16
Zoxxa Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,026	This is an easy script, but you also get what you pay for. I do not code anything for under $40/hr minimum and this would take probably half a day in the $240 to $400 range. It's not the main features that take a substantial amount of time, it's all the small things that support and bring it together. The setup, the testing, the confirming, the quality assurance, etc.. I think $250-400 is a fair price for a customized script like this, it also depends on your needs, you may be fine with straight up PHP in your views ( html ) or maybe you need a simple template system so you can bounce around the html with no problems designing or editing around the php code. Majority of people on here have played with copy/pasting snippets and think they are coders, or believe that slapping together a piece of shit will do. This is not some fucking conspiracy when others will tell you that you need to pay for quality and PROTECTION. Enjoy the $30 script for a couple weeks until your host hits you up pissed off that your server was hacked to shit and damaged. This is just honest advice and I believe it to be a fair price. If you can find an honest and quality coder, the hourly rate is fair for both sides. By the way, I am not accepting new clients at this time so my advice / comments are truly to your benefit, I am not trying to sell you on anything. Good luck. __________________ [email protected] ICQ: 269486444 ZoxEmbedTube - Build unlimited "fake" tubes with this easy 100% unencoded CMS!

01-12-2012, 02:40 PM	#18
medicatedghost Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Los Angeles southbay Posts: 209	HTML Batch Editor by LucerSoft Programmers File Editor by Alan Philips, Lancaster University UK irfanview openoffice realplayer Plus Pandora (free or not) angry birds (free or not) then theres Norton Antivirus and Windows 7 and the latest outlook. you dont always get what you pay for. sometimes you get way way more. othertimes you've paid way too much. And there are instances where you get exactly what you paid for - any free ebay tool for instance. __________________ Just a lowly webmaster trying to start (over) and if you could see to it that I got a fair shake from your algorithms - I'd be VERY happy to sign up with you and work my ass off producing pages that sell your product...........i can make a living with only a portion getting shaved off of my checks google voice: (four-two-four) 210-7676 gmail: harry90717 @ twitter: uses gmail account ICQ: 643932783