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Fucking US Air upgrading active millitary to first class
So there I am enjoying my first class seat when a fucking marine and two navy retards get upgraded to first class for our 6 hour flight from Philly to Seattle. Imagine paying to be in first class and you have to sit with Pathfinder, Vendzilla and Rochard. You don't usually have to sit with the trash when you pay 3X the economy price.
On top of just having to be around these meat heads, every other stupid American getting on the plane is saying dumbass stuff like "Thank you for protecting our freedom!". Protecting your freedom? Come on, really? ![]() ![]()
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Yeah I usually fly Bermuda to New York but the Philly was faster and the flight left at a better time.
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So how was pathfinder, er i mean the king?
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Fortunately I didn't have to sit with that particular retard. The guy beside me was a 22 year old serving in the Navy who was very excited to be sitting for the very first time in first class. So excited he decided he'd order wine, something he'd never have before, instead of the beer he had been drinking.
To be completely honest he seemed like a nice enough kid and wasn't too much of a pain. The fucking Marine wouldn't shut the fuck up though and I had to listen to his bullshit from two rows behind me for most of the flight.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Having to sit with commoners nearby must have been horrible for you. I feel your pain. Were you at least able to take a shower soon after? You know that the plebes often carry fleas and other vermin. I won't even go into the smell and the grunting noises. I shudder when I think about the time that I was in a nice restaurant and they allowed some middle class people to sit at the next table. Disgusting!
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Thanks for stepping in just to be wrong once again. I appreciate you demonstrating your stupidity for everybody to see. ![]() If you'd like to place a little cash wager on it, I can scan the boarding pass. I still have it.
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Exploiting human weakness
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You are in Seattle right now? Let's meet up bro. I will bring you some of the best micro brew beer on the planet (Big Al's Brewery) as I am stopping by there today to stock up for the Tim Tebow choke fest today.
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I'm in Kirkland currently visiting my mom. I don't drink beer though, I don't really like it. I could do lunch tomorrow probably if you're serious. Just don't bring the NWO to get me. :I
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Geeze dude, give them a break.
They don't make the war, they only signed up to fight it. Being "Gung-ho" is a way for them to mentally survive shit that most people ain't ever going to see, much less endure. I'd ride 1st class with a Marine and tell you to jump the fuck out. ![]()
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I'd rather have a soldier sit next to me than some back pack wearing clown like yourself
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Oops, 2 backpacks. You're taking ALL your belongings back to live with mommy
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Yeah, funny thing about work visas. Once you lose your busboy job, they send you home
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To mommy
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If my mother would still claim me as her son I would go back and live with her in a heartbeat. Eggs, turkey bacon, waffles, and fresh OJ in the morning.........yummy. Not to mention having my laundry done and free rent. Oh the good old days.
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Just because I like proving how wrong you are time after time you can come visit me in bermuda in March if you like and stay in my guest room with the ocean view. You probably won't like it though because most people my girlfriend and I know there and hang out with are self-made, well educated professionals working in financial services. You might feel a little out of place being a roofer that rode Mojo's coattails to moderate success and pretended to be something you're not ever since. The beaches are beautiful but a little cool in the spring. Totally your call big guy. ![]()
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i would have no problems hanging out in your guest house for a month or two
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Heh no guest house I'm afraid, guest room.
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So you don't want to come see for yourself? I totally understand, like I said, you really wouldn't fit in.
I get where you're coming from thinking that nobody else could be successful and that they must just be telling lies to seem important on GFY. You know that trick pretty well and you're projecting your feelings about yourself on to others. It's human nature and I'm not judging you too much for it. I'm sure there's somebody around this place that believes the web of bullshit you spin about your own importance. It's just not me. ![]()
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I got bored here.
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What kind of dumbass flies 1st class for 6 hours but doesn't have a good set of noise canceling headphones? Or an Ambien? Or both?
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You're totally right about the headphones I really should get some. I still wouldn't have them on at the start of the flight though. I might miss the safetly briefing! How would I know what to do if the cabin loses pressure or in the unlikely event of a water landing???
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Happens all the time. A was in first on AA to Orlando back in November and they put two guys in army uniforms in first. There were at least 10 more in coach. They looked very tired and quiet.
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Oh, and please save the "I hang with finance guys" you hand with local paper pushers. I'm very familiar with Bermuda. I know exactly how much of your story is embellished. Your idiot thread pegs where you are in the social order far better than all your silly explanations to the contrary. You know who starts threads about traveling in first class? Those that never do it. ![]()
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Of course we rent in Bermuda, there's pretty much no other choice. If you actually knew anything about the place you'd understand that. Our rent is probably more than your mortgage. Wrong on every account again. You're on a roll today! ![]()
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I just love people taking the time arguing with 12clicks........ lol
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first class isn't about who you are sitting with, it's a better seat, more room. boarding first, having someone waiting on you the whole trip, better food drinks etc. try making a 15 hour trip, paying first calss, and having a crying baby the whole flight....
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Since I actually DO understand what it takes to own in bermuda, I KNOW you rent. An owner wouldn't post about traveling in first class. We're actually looking at offshore properties now so I'm well versed in what it takes to own there. TGP used to be's need not apply. now run into the other room and give mommy a kiss for letting you live with her. ![]()
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