Hermes

150 assholes...


well it's no wonder there will always be wars

Vjo

And pap, thanks for taking the time to understand.

OK Lazy within 10 mins the answer.. I know Lazy is waiting but he is out west where it is earlier..

Vjo

There is NO motion detector. Lazy is trolling but that's ok

Fact is it is the common outdoor light at the door that all mobile homes have. These do not have motion detectors. You could hook one up but seldom done. But like an idiot I went as close as poss and waved my arms. No light.

So the orig story remains true. They creep around in the dark to spy on me/my cat and to play light games to fuck with my head and let me know they are watching.

But, at this point who cares. (even me) It has all been said so might as well let this thread die. Altho I may post a few vids as I work tonight maybe.

any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
any amount of world that breaks apart falls together again



pap is a major dude, (and a couple other major dudes appeared in this thread) pj not so much, Lazy eh not really

and bigdickhead is .. a dickhead

That is what we learned here.

papill0n

hey man if you respect animals you are good in my book

and I can relate to most all of what you said more than you could know

take it easy vjo

Vjo

Thanks. You too. I do regret giving your fellow country man George such a hard time. He did call me a nut case BUT I went a bit overboard.

You all know Michelle Bachman... well there are plenty of fucked up people in MN and lots of bonafide assholes. This guy is not that diff than many. I say "him" but as we know females can be irrational and SHE is the one bitching in his ear.

There is a reason most females have a tough time with 2+2=4 (math). They tend to be illogical SOMETIMES (never generalize )

I hope their ears are ringing. Someday I will send them a link in the mail to this thread.

anyhow group hugs

Vjo

Frank till dawn

In order from my playlist .. designed to flow sweet















Sorry I had to get into some personal things but I think I got the message across ;)

Desperate times call for..

A man has to do what..

a lil Deano

CurrentlySober

Hope you get stuff sorted out eventually Vjo...

Its a pain to have unneeded aggravation in your life

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You do seem to be going slightly mad.

Never really noticed your madness before, just a bit of overdoing the cat love, but damn you should see a doctor, maybe you've had a small stoke or something that's knocked the wires loose.

Vjo

Fucken 24 hours of this shit LOL

You all (over 3 of you) are right. I am a bit nuts.

Speaking of nuts.. Buddy is yawning like nuts. lol He is like what is with all this shit. He follows me wherever and whenever I go incl outside and to the bathroom, anywhere! I am his MAN!

He lays against the monitor as it is cold outside and I must save money on heat Not that cold but he likes the warm monitor for his kitty cold. I just put a nice 2" pad for him instead of 1".

He is the cat that was born out of GFY, out of the love that the guys who borrowed me (wrong! I hear my mom ) that lent me and allowed it to happen as I was in financial shape to buy him then.

He is born out of their love. And I would say who they are (to give them a TON of good will BUT rest assured I never will cause they said not to.

But he was born of your love. You helped someone and like hate.. love also spreads...

I had to give more props man. I dont want to embarrass anyone but.. shame on bigluv for ridiculing someone for getting a hand.

It is called financial restructuring. All he did was save me a few fees.

My shit is growing on its own.. BUT not that fast ;)



BTW 4u my peeps I am going to post my "midnight" playlist now.

whoopdee doo LOL

Vjo

Hey man thanks. That means a lot. Seriously the ONLY aggravation is the neighbor BUT that is really small in the grand scheme of life.

I just want to have NO probs but then a meteorite would fall on me. lol

Ying and Yang. You cant have a life of all ying.. just a theory. To every life some yang must fall

Things are looking up Hope for you too.

How is the "asylum" treating you? hehe That is real troubles

Vjo

Well.. maybe

Sometimes we cant see ourselves.

Naaah I was just pissed in the first page at George. The rest is all perfectly logical and the first post was actually coherant and good.

I was right btw. The guy was creeping around. He is such a lil weasle. lol

You folks must all have nice neighbors or live in funcional cities. The park can be a bit different



what would Bubbles say about all their cat hate



My God a cat is OUT unleashed! CALL THE POLICE



Call MGMT, get the eviction notices going and keep it out of that yard LOL



I make Ricky look normal



I am a REAL TPB

Yes my car is worth less than $1000

But do I look worried? Naaaah

please.. J to the ROC.. tell em how it is



that's trailer park life

Anyone got any smoke or chips? Jalopano preferred.

CurrentlySober

I understand that completely. As a fellow 'Free Spirit' I have very few issues in life that bother me... But when a small one does, it gets a bit 'blown out of proportion' in my head...

I'm NOT saying that this is the case for you - Cause you have a long history...

What I think I am saying though, is look at the bigger picture - and it may help you feel better about this

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Vjo

Awesome post. Right on the button. When you are alone a small problem can be blown up cause you dont have anyone to bounce it off of.

That is often the prob with me. But I am also a free spirit (to say the least) and I think some guys can respect that.

They say hey look at ole Vjo, mid 50s and fucks around all day. Dont need no stinking woman lol

But yeah the bigger picture.. that was what I was refering to earlier, in the whole things are going GREAT!

Now the rest of my midnight playlist

Free spirit...? I like that

And these lil dramas are great for the dieting. Seriously I lose weight cause I dont eat when I am on one of these posting tears.

my place lol



his place lol



LOL

Vjo

oh yeah love the beginning.

no this is not the midnight playlist yet, just a good song that hits the spot

Let me tall you a lil secret CS.. coming up cause I like you. Always have. For some reason I relate to you telling people you "cant afford" such and such lol I love the BALLS of that. I respect you as much as ANY baller on the fucken board.

lil secret.. you and me are as rich as them CS, maybe richer and I will tell you why..

But I got to eattttttt something

CyberHustler

Adultcontent-Vasco

Awesome post.

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mandatory listening CS to put you in the right vibe

and since noone reads it all.. all the better for those who do.

for my peeps who I love and who are always kind.. my "Midnight Mellow" playlist..

OK CS..

#1 HEALTH We are both healthy as horses and good to go

#2 NUT This is the key. You must have a low nut to be a free spirit. Hopefully you have your nut covered and live alone. If not I could set you up in a new double wide, 1/4 acre for about $1000 b4 food. If you have your home already then for around $600. SUPER LOW nut!

THIS is the secret that puts ME in the drivers seat. I can not be sued. I am like a 7 month kitten. I can go around and knock cups and anything else off the shelves and noone can touch me.



I can instruct anyone how to be debt free and make $1800 amonth and live like a KING.

Because I also know every money saving trick in the book. I am a home economics engineer

So I fuck around all day while the rich fucks go off to work. My food taste just as well. I sleep in EVERY day. EVERY day is Saturday. I am rich. I am debt free.

Like Henry David Thoreau I prefer NOT to work my life away but to play and loaf my life away.

As Anne Rand basicly said, "Everyday is another day to play".



I am free and that makes me rich and you rich. I will show anyone who asks how to do this.

How to live large on $1800 after taxes (so more like $2000 gross) and how to walk away from any and all debt legally.

How to laugh at the FOOLS who as Jesus said will give their lives and time foolishly for more money and corporate slavery. Who will be tied to a 9-5 to make more money to finance their huge financial Nuts. Where someday someone will dispense their estate and sqaunder what they gave a life for.

The rich are our bitches CS. We are richer than them or at least as rich because we have money AND time.

That is the key. Money AND time.



Now if you dont have your nut THEN you are in trouble and NEED to reduce expenses which I am an expert at. Any questions? The scope is of course more than a post can hold.



i am like a chick that is why girls like me.. but I am a free spirit



like the guy on the new Survivor LOL j/k not that gay

CH, I am dissapointed, a pot head should be able to read 4 pages in a half/hour. Are you smoking crappy shit or what? Sleeper weed or Thai Stick? What is it?

Vjo

Actually with the Earned Income Credit they give the poor you will pay NO taxes. Maybe $50.

This burns peoples asses. The race is not always won by the swiftest or by the biggest baller. Life is way to complicated with way too many factors CS. Money is only one.

Wife got bad breath?

Ever worry about shit like Phil Hartman should have? (Yeah I am paranoid )

Got to do a 9 to 5?

Any kids suck? Have any Menendez boys

How is the neighborhood ? (beep! yeah I lose on that one )

How is the health?

Got the will ready?

Are you happy?

So life is not about how much money you nec make. More is better But there....



I am too cool

Plus "he who is poorest now will be richest then" hehe

GET you asses off to work you rich FUCKS! It is 5am lol 1 more day then Weekend time. Oooooooh whoopdee doo.

all in all just another brick in the wall

CurrentlySober

,,,,

No more to say... sorry..

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Vjo

I understand LOL Thx for reading it That was funny. I am a bit manic tonight LOL

Just feel good man

Just remember super low nut is the key

I doubt we could ever hang in real life. i have a feeling we are night and day from diff cultures but alas that is what makes boards fun.

And what I just layed out was def biz for a lot of folks now and (hopefully not) upcoming in the adult biz. Those were survival tips

are you optimistic about the way that things are going
no, i never ever think of it at all

don't you ever worry when you see what's going down
well i try to mind my business, that is no business at all



when it's time to function as a feeling human being
will your bachelor of arts help you get by?

i hope to study further, a few more years or so
i also hope to keep a steady high

(Shouts to that kid somewhere in a dorm reading this )

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Hey-oooooooo!!!!!

Hey VJo! Just got back from two weeks in Maimi so I've been out of the loop for awhile. SO SORRY you've been having troubles and issues, my friend.
LEAVE THE MAN WITH THE NEW KITTY A-LONE!

Hope it works out and hang in there VJo!

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gfy mid life crisis?

Vjo

Heyyyyyyyyy-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You lucky bastard!!!!!

Good to hear from ya

Naah all is fine. Just got a lil fed up with my naa-bore and decided to waste two days over it Whyyyy??? It is fun at the time.

Well I said I would take it to 1000. I was kidding! But I did anyhow Always have the highest view/post ratio People love to read but not much to say.



I understand.

Anyhoooo.. Welcome back.. your dreams were your ticket out



who'd of thought they'd need ya
back here where we need ya

Welcome back, Welcome back, Welcome back!!!!!

(gonna start a new "The Ultimate Fuck Around Thread" pics and vids, view it for some great Nicole Kidman pics )

I promise not so much text Yeah right!

Richard, to be honest, perhaps a bit..



need a Taco already had a no-doze an hour b4 getting up

wakey bakey







alright, let this die, visit me in my new fuck off thread if you feel like fucking off

put your life on hold and



i just love Bachman's guitar

Vjo

/-====

Buddy!!! ^^^ sent you a message lol

Buddy loves tacos!!! Who'd a thunk it.

Buuuudddddddddddddddddyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

My boy

everyday it's a getting closer



a hey, a hey hey



a hue, a hue hue

DarkJedi

You got any firearms dude? If not, go buy a 12 gauge shotgun.

Your neighbors are obviously plotting against you. Have to be ready. Maybe even do per-emptive strike.

God bless.

Vjo

LOL I love your attitude!

Nahh, deep down they are cowards or they wouldn't give a rat's ass about a neighbor's kitty.

They would rather put the light on when I go outside so they can let me know they are watching!

"if your cat steps one foot on the driveway.. we are gonna run off to mgmt so fast"

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh (THE HORROR OF IT ALL) there is a kitty in the driveway"

"mommy, he is under the car" "yes darling, i am teaching you how to hate so you can grow up to ba an asshole like me and daddy"

"I dont want to start my car and have him up in the fan blade"

Oh God, don't you just want to fucken kill em lol

A Bazooka to their back door (from the woods) might be interesting.

I'll have my new dig cam set to capture them running out the front door lol

Then we will see if Buddy can go in the driveway











Vjo for President! Write-ins welcome!

I'll fix this fucken country

ArsewithClass

At least humour is always a worthy emotion



@thread... jealousy, envy, all the bad traits, well they get the better of most... it's only for the weak, but it's easy done

Vjo

LOL I love your attitude!

Nahh, deep down they are cowards or they wouldn't give a rat's ass about a neighbor's kitty.

They would rather put the light on when I go outside so they can let me know they are watching! lol Such TWITS!

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh (THE HORROR OF IT ALL) there is a kitty in the driveway"

"mommy, he is under the car" "yes darling, i am teaching you how to hate so you can grow up to ba an asshole like me and daddy"

"I dont want to start my car and have him up in the fan blade"

Oh God, don't you just want to fucken kill em lol

A Bazooka to their back door (from the woods) might be interesting.

I'll have my new dig cam set to capture them running out the front door lol

lazycash

Do you email your neighbors youtube clips? If so, I think I know why they might be upset.

xholly

take it easy vjo, keep your cat inside at night.

Vjo

So I guess you are saying you dont like my music? You always have to be so cryptic.

Just say it, "I dont like your music"

No need to dance around.

Were you picked on in high school?

Cause you are really a miserable CUNT lol

Old lady got bad breath?

Speak up man. Be a man. No need to talk in riddles.

I think you are a CUNT!

Now your turn



and go patroll some more trolls you fucking panzy ass

porno jew

think they are putting you up on youtube man.

Vjo

Hey Holly, thanks. Very nice.

Now actually we go out at night. I am teaching him to (hopefully) stay close. I am with him always. Or rather he is with me always



greatest lil cat

Vjo

They ARE out to hurt me! And HOW did you fucken get that clip of me you fucken bastard

never had no problems cause i always paid the rent



im a man, yes i am, and i cant help but love you so

one of ^^^ the best intros in rock and roll, dig the bass, great song, high octane

LOL Thanks. Good stuff.

you could have at least stopped in for some "refreshments"

oh yeah! Porno Jew and Vjo hanging out LOL

The tag team from hell!

Did I over react on Lazy? Am I a dick? Or was he twisting my shorts?

The jury is out.



unfriendliness chilling my body
and whispering..



good stuff maynard



drug use is bad mmm-kay..



if you are half a fag LOLOLOL



party is the basement, throw your coat on the bed



good to see ya man

Vjo

i am so ashamed, all purple heads know



Made In Japan is the best vers

I am off to do a TON of dishes and need the correct version

sorry, as you were

(Jakez hates when I get mundane lol )

[people have to check my threads to see if I mention them ]



getting ready for a shower too lol











i play this all the time i realize



where's Spunky "The Spunk Spunkster" been?

he dont play with me no more

GregE

Cats are born to roam free.

Let the cat out and to hell with the morons across the street.

Tell them to shove that motion detector light right up into one of their own a very dark intimate places

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Vjo

Thanks man. YOU are the coolest fucker (next to me ) on the board

I mean really. Thank you. Thing is: (cliff notes lol)

- He has a verbal restraining order from 2004 to not come on my lot from a deputy sherriff after our fight.

So he cant do much but go after the cat which he wont do OR complain to mgmt and TRY and get the fourth eviction process going.

YES old MGMT was also a bit spineless but the old mgmt had a dick running things. New mgmt is way cooler.

So time will tell. But in my stomach Greg I WANTED to hear what you said. Cause seriously he has a lot of years ahead and cats ARE gonna run a tad. Summers are long.

So I just have to let him run and basicly say f em and not be "responsible" as she says.

Oh well. We and them have a total diff way of looking at it.

- Their dogs HAVE run on my lot in the early days b4 he trained them. Did I freak. Of course not. I am cool. I really am. That is why ying/yang .. I am cool. He has his shorts starched every morning.

Seriously ying/yang. Plus SHE HAS one of the biggest dicks around as a father. She is the nag in his ear. After our fight we had a fairly good man to man and both apologized.

Me for putting my hands around his neck ( my heart was not in it and I didnt squeeze ) He for taking me down and giving me a HARD right cross to my left temple where my glasses thru 25 feet. So YES it WAS in the HEAT of battle. BUT HE knocked on my door and INSTIGATED it THUS why he is mostly in the wrong according to the Sherriff.

He DID egg me on to the street. But like a parent I was only.. HERE was his words when I answered the door:

Him: "IF THAT CAT COMES IN MY YARD AGAIN I AM GONNA KILL IT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!"

Me: "no your not"

Him: "YES I AM"

I stepped out of the house... (Parents, If I knocked on YOUR door and said that about YOUR child...)

Cont the above

Him: "Step out into the street"

I did.

Then my hands on his neck (but no squeeze) and as said above.. he takes me down (State Championship High School Wrestler from Wisconsin)

I was still in my pajamas. Seriously.. long story I already posted but ONE minute from on the computer to on my back in the middle of the road. THAT is how quick life can change on you.

- My old neighbor also used to catch some shit from them as I think their dog ran over there. It isnt just me He is an equal op asshole. They just want NOTHING to do with you (me) and vice versa. That kind of people.

- Lazy. Im sorry. i feel bad now. I cant TELL if you are being a dick or not lol

I still have to do dishes Bottom line Greg I am a perfect neighbor. No kids. No parties. What can I do I am on the comp all day. I am just an older man who JUST wants ONE lil cat to run free. THAT is all.

Thanks buddy. Appreciate it.

Vjo

freight train, each car looks the same ...



but back home he'll always run ...

this is for Greg (and Buddy)

seriously man, that post made sitting in this thread for the last 48 hours (and getting way behind in life) worth it

the song says it all.. freedom.. an older person's wisdom.. what is right.. the road is long.. days get boring.. why would you cage lil Buddy?

In the country a cat is meant to run free if the parent agrees.

Every form of refuge for the cat (even indoors all their life) is honorable as so many are euthanized. But for some of us our strength and spirit comes from our cats and the freedom they have.

Vjo

OK let this thread fall! I am out of here!

Thanks to ALL the posters. I appreciate it. Special thanks to Greg, MP, LP, CS, PJ and a couple others. You know who you are

Fact is Buddy will never be a Lucky and run that much so things "should" work out.

From my lips to God's ears

"have luck"



Lucky









Peace out

bigluv

Calling it a restraining order when really the guy just got warned verbally is really making a mountain out of a molehill. Might there be a consistent thread here, hmm.

That is generalizing dumbass.

You know there's something called a light switch, and it applies to motion lights too.
So, not to say that you are wrong about everything, but, you're an idiot, and you MAY be wrong about this too. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt because I don't like to over generalize.

You put your hands on another man and he knocked you flying.
I think this is a kind of metaphor for your life.
But feel free to try and dress it up in a 'poor me' way.


You're welcome to fantasize about how I'm creeping around in the dark to get you just like your neighbour if you like.

Vjo

No good deed goes unpunished.

I post a heartfelt thread with lots of good pics and vids for my viewers and you have to dig it out 12 pages deep to take a shit in it.

Looks to me like you got your tongue firmly lodged up my ass pal.

Who gives a fuck. You actually read and quoted all that. What a deaush.

The diff between me and you? People like me.

You otoh are a piece of shit.

Lint

Your neighbors obviously don't.

Vjo

Read the first 6 lines of the title. Thanks for making my point.

bigluv

You are an unbelievable idiot and I really can't say more against you than you already have said for yourself - you live in a shitty trailerpark with losers, everyone is out to get you, your only friend is a cat, and you have no money to pay your bills so you depend on various forms of governmental and personal welfare.

Oh, and you are borderline mentally ill, and your writing sucks shit too.

papill0n

i see why you call yourself bigluv

Vjo

see next post...

Vjo

Alright I'll play

"You are an unbelievable idiot"

With a degree in Industrial Engineering from the University of Minnesota plus 2 years of Vo-Tech in Civil Eng and 1 Year of Major Appliance and Refrigeration Repair.

And you would have what? A degree in sucking my ass?

"you live in a shitty trailerpark"

1/4 acre with over 20 trees. ASSuME

"your only friend is a cat"

I have a ton of friends both on and off this board. Going out to one tomorrow.

Just in this thread I had at least two major players vouch for me. I am not the most popular but to say I have no friends would be to ASSuMe as MEATHEADS like you tend to do.

Also my neighbor came over and plowed me out a couple days back free cause like most people he likes me. So ASSuME some more.

"you have no money to pay your bills"

You keep thinking that. WHY do you think I said all that? I cant spell it all out bigMEATHEAD.

"so you depend on various forms of governmental and personal welfare"

VARIOUS? More ASSuME from bigMEATHEAD. I said i was on Energy Assistance. Nothing else altho I do qualify for food stamps but never took them. Yet. Maybe I will someday. My prerogative.

"Oh, and you are borderline mentally ill"

Please. You are simply someone I toy with.

"and your writing sucks shit too"

aaah, that could be

Do you feel better now? Or like BF said, do you like to stalk strangers on chat boards?

And WHAT formal education do you have? Talk is cheap.

Sigh.

200 posts from bigMEATHEAD since 2008 and about 10 of them were to me.

Way to contribute to the board.

And keep your tongue up my ass. I like attention. Always have.

Is that steam I see coming from bigMEATHEAD'S ears LOL

yummy yummy yummy



I got bigMEATHEAD'S tongue up my asshole

Vjo

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

God I'm entertaining

I really should be paid for this shit

Vjo

And thank you for proving the title correct. Some people are simply assholes.

Ill look for the angry stalker bump around mid week. WTF do you do long haul trucking?

Vjo

The study rages on... much to my dismay

Ill give the next sig whore the 201 spot... ya got 8 mins