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'I'm a human Barbie!' Promotions girl, 24, spends £10,000 to look like plastic doll
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aliasx
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2/10 would not bang.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Does she do anal?
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all that money and couldnt whiten her teeth?
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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She looks nothing like a barbie doll.
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Let's do some business!
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I can't believe the vanity of materialistic Americans!
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Biker Gnome
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I don't get it, wouldn't she need bigger boobs and smaller waste?
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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She is British that is white lol.
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She looks terrible.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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No. Part of the Barbie transformation means she's got no arsehole now.
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looks hot
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i don't like her nose
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spent the money and FAILED!!!
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I am Amazing Content!
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all that money and she still looks british...
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Porn Meister
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Not even close to what a barbie dolls face looks like.
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smut peddler
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I wanna see the before shots.
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she sucks
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all she had to do was put in really big tits...who gives a crap about the rest LOL women and their delusions....
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What exactly did she spend the money on? $10k and it didn't include a nose job.
Woe is her.
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Her surgeon needs to get shot...
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She would be 'waisting' away if her 'waste' were any smaller........
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I need a beer
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She looks like so many blonde girls out there,nothing different
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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What the fuck is wrong with that girl's nose and huge fucking flared thin & slanted nostrils?
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![]() She's a fake, we have the real Barbie at Cinema Erotique |
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Some other girl did this shit 10 years ago.
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Barbie are you kidding
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Just Du It
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$16k spent and still far off..
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So fuckin' bored
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Exactly. Фу бля...
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fugly.... wouldn't touch her....
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This chick just looks like an average blonde girl I might see here checking groceries at the store.
Do the British have some sort of fascination with wanting to be Barbie? I've seen more than one person claim to be a Human Barbie and all of them were from the UK. Also what the fuck is a "promotions girl"? I'm sure we have the same thing, but call 'em something different. |
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You can change stupid but you sure can't change ugly...
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Looks nothing like her.
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I am an Alien from space
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She should get her $ back.
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yet sadly her IQ is 3x that of dvtimes
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Whores ??
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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her age is 3x dvtimes IQ
"promotions girl" usually means she has a tiny area in a department store and hands out samples of a product.
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See signature :)
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haters gonna hate
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I'm very interested in seeing the before photos, she doesn't look like she has had a lot work done. Frankly without the "I'm a human Barbie" quote I would have never made the association.
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DV, hope you win the business thread prize.
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lolol pathetic Brits
there are thousands of US girls who really do look like Barbie dolls, retarded it may be but at least they do a good job of it. whatever she spent the money on none of it worked - and yeah, first thing should have been buying some tooth whitening strips.
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So fucking bland
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I think most of you have missed the point, she has managed to get herself into a national paper. Now thats promoting!
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So fucking bland
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