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D Ghost · 03-20-2012, 12:28 PM

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The office of Homeland Security is warning that apparently innocuous behaviour in passengers could be a sign that they are a terrorist.

A presentation released by the New Jersey office of the agency warns that passengers yawning, developing goose bumps and appearing fidgety could all be potential terrorists.

The presentation titled Terrorism Awareness and Prevention says it aims to educate the public on recognizing potential threats in any environment including at work and in the community as well as how to report them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...terrorist.html

Evil Chris · 03-20-2012, 12:30 PM

What if you scratch your nuts?

Emil · 03-20-2012, 12:32 PM

If a person is alive he's most likely a terrorist in the USA.

Tom_PM · 03-20-2012, 12:37 PM

Prove you're not and you'll be ok.. for now.

Seriously though, that seems pretty wrong headed. People yawn when they're chilly, when their brain needs oxygen and when they're sleepy. They could also get goosebumps if they're chilly. Dress warmly and take caffeine followed by sedatives and you're good to go?

Deej · 03-20-2012, 12:53 PM

I yawn all the fuckin time in terminals waiting for planes... its fucking boring...

pornguy · 03-20-2012, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

What if you scratch your nuts?

Your ok with that as long as you do not Yawn, scratch your nuts and have a Black or dark colored suit case in your possession.

if you do, you will be shot on site.

JFK · 03-20-2012, 12:54 PM

Dont breathe

edgeprod · 03-20-2012, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

What if you scratch your nuts?

I think you'd stand out much more if you DIDN'T.

RebelR · 03-20-2012, 01:33 PM

I guess that goes double for sweating profusely?

Overload · 03-20-2012, 01:37 PM

USA ... land of the paranoid

... yer brainwashing media has ya all covered eh? lmao

Radical Bucks · 03-20-2012, 01:38 PM

Welcome to how everyone will be profiled and swept up to indefinite prison via fema camps soon.

D Ghost · 03-20-2012, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RebelR

I guess that goes double for sweating profusely?

D Ghost · 03-20-2012, 01:46 PM

Freedom isn't free, bro.

Don't you realize? We have to give up a few of our rights to be free? (Paradox?) LOL

Kenny B! · 03-20-2012, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

What if you scratch your nuts?

Less conspicuous than scratching someone else's nuts

beerptrol · 03-20-2012, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

What if you scratch your nuts?

if you're black or arab looking someone would probably yell "he has a bomb in his under wear" just before the crowd jumps on you and beats you down. Meanwhile someone with a bomb strapped to their chest is allowed to walk through even though it's beeping

Spunky · 03-20-2012, 02:16 PM

Shoot first and ask questions later

L-Pink · 03-20-2012, 02:31 PM

Yawning definitely means you're not a coke mule so you must be a terrorist.

Supz · 03-20-2012, 02:32 PM

i never yawn when i am all xanax'd out. I just pass out anywhere.

u-Bob · 03-20-2012, 02:37 PM

Don't worry. Once Obama's president it's all gonna be better.

LeRoy · 03-20-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

USA ... land of the paranoid

... yer brainwashing media has ya all covered eh? lmao

9/11 did happen though

ilnjscb · 03-20-2012, 05:19 PM

It was almost normal for people over thirty to be frightened of their own children. And with good reason, for hardly a week passed in which The Times did not carry a paragraph describing how some eavesdropping little sneak ? 'child hero' was the phrase generally used ? had overheard some compromising remark and denounced its parents to the Thought Police.

mineistaken · 03-20-2012, 05:25 PM

you are taking this too serious

Brent 3dSexCash · 03-20-2012, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

What if you scratch your nuts?

don't use your left hand. us left handers are the minority. it's suspicious. make sure to do it with your right.

Coup · 03-20-2012, 05:39 PM

Mouth Bombers never yawn

georgeyw · 03-20-2012, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Prove you're not and you'll be ok.. for now.

Seriously though, that seems pretty wrong headed. People yawn when they're chilly, when their brain needs oxygen and when they're sleepy. They could also get goosebumps if they're chilly. Dress warmly and take caffeine followed by sedatives and you're good to go?

Yawning is also associated with being nervous, as you said - big deep breath oxygenates the blood - calms the person.

D Ghost · 03-20-2012, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

Don't worry. Once Obama's president it's all gonna be better.

Jakez · 03-20-2012, 06:43 PM

Sacrificing my life, booooorriinngg :yawn:.

globofun · 03-20-2012, 08:26 PM

I do not Yawn.......but I do fart!

Chosen · 03-20-2012, 09:21 PM

cooldude7 · 03-20-2012, 09:32 PM

paranoid , free america

John-ACWM · 03-21-2012, 11:22 AM

Another example of stupidity.

Scott McD · 03-21-2012, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by globofun

I do not Yawn.......but I do fart!

Terrorist !!

CDSmith · 03-21-2012, 12:08 PM

Next time I'm at the airport and someone bumps me wrong, looks at me funny, says or does ANYTHING I don't like, I'ma go tell security I saw them yawning.

That'll teach em.

DWB · 03-21-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

9/11 did happen though

And since then the TSA has not caught ONE "terrorist" with their tactics.

The next wave is going to be homegrown if they keep at it. There are too many whack jobs out there looking for a cause.

2012 · 03-21-2012, 04:09 PM

TSA great success !

bloggerz · 03-21-2012, 04:14 PM

dumbest shit ever

RyuLion · 03-21-2012, 04:17 PM

Yawnnn........

Overload · 03-21-2012, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

9/11 did happen though

oh, and ISRAEL has WMDs ... why not bomb THEM back to stoneage? oops, i forgot - only their arab neighbors have oil

Jakez · 03-21-2012, 08:33 PM

I probably yawned 5 times reading this thread

that shit is contagious

PornMD · 03-21-2012, 08:36 PM

Wouldn't yawning be the opposite of being hyped up with anxiety like what goose bumps might indicate?

Next they'll say looking at any other person while in the airport means you're a terrorist because you must be plotting with that person. Only stare at blank walls.

D Ghost · 03-22-2012, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

I probably yawned 5 times reading this thread

that shit is contagious

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