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cthulhu_waves · 04-23-2012, 11:52 AM

I know it's old news but when a Canadian friend of mine showed me his new wad of fifty dollar notes, they look impressive!

I wonder how much the Canadian government spent on the polymer technology and how much development it took to reach the end product.

garce · 04-23-2012, 11:56 AM

You paper cuts were nasty? Try rifling out a stack of these or the 100s. Slippery and sharp as hell - and probably cost more than they're worth to make. Much like the fancy new coins we're gonna start pumping out.

You can slice tomatoes with these fucking bills. You can't tell from the pics, but portions of the bills are clear; see-through. Razor sharp plastic.

Saran-wrap with attitude.

JFK · 04-23-2012, 11:59 AM

they dont fold worth shit

dont care much for them , but I took an old 100 yesterday and could'nt wait to get it changed, I was afraid it might not be real

cthulhu_waves · 04-23-2012, 12:10 PM

And I heard some coins were being phased out. Like the nickel and the dime?

Evil Chris · 04-23-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

And I heard some coins were being phased out. Like the nickel and the dime?

untrue.....

garce · 04-23-2012, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

they dont fold worth shit

dont care much for them , but I took an old 100 yesterday and could'nt wait to get it changed, I was afraid it might not be real

Anyone will accept the new bills. Counterfeiters - get to WORK! We still have twenties and fives to produce; there is a huge window of opportunity here...

David! · 04-23-2012, 12:13 PM

They look and feel so good I was affraid to put them in my wallet and fold them

Itchy · 04-23-2012, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

And I heard some coins were being phased out. Like the nickel and the dime?

The government announced in the budget that it is eliminating the penny from Canada's coinage system. In about six months the Royal Canadian Mint will stop distributing Canadian coppers.

garce · 04-23-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by David!

They look and feel so good I was affraid to put them in my wallet and fold them

You can't fold them. They just "sproing" back into ship. In a couple of years they'll be as useful as an old Hostess potato chip bag. But they're cool now...

I'm afraid of keeping them in my wallet while I BBQ, though.

Spunky · 04-23-2012, 12:17 PM

They are going to do the same with the 20's.You have to be careful as they tend to stick together easily and can melt,making them useless as it's almost half a bill

cthulhu_waves · 04-23-2012, 12:23 PM

Aw that sucks! And to think they look so futuristic and shit, they melt?!?!?!

DoubleD · 04-23-2012, 12:26 PM

...now I just need to find a way to earn 50 bucks

marlboroack · 04-23-2012, 12:27 PM

Who's that asshole on the bank note?

JFK · 04-23-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

You can't fold them. They just "sproing" back into ship. In a couple of years they'll be as useful as an old Hostess potato chip bag. But they're cool now...

I'm afraid of keeping them in my wallet while I BBQ, though.

if they were folded one way, it's hard to have them folded the other way, I have a fobia about having all my bank notes facing the same way, so if it was alreday folded ass back wards, it wants to stay that way

CPimp · 04-23-2012, 12:42 PM

Nice, meltable money.

PR_Glen · 04-23-2012, 01:06 PM

whats with all the fire talk? who barbecues while sitting on the grill?

BlackCrayon · 04-23-2012, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

whats with all the fire talk? who barbecues while sitting on the grill?

wouldn't the old notes burn anyways? though i wonder if you leave these new bills in the sun will they warp like a record?

mchacal · 04-23-2012, 01:47 PM

I'm sure this is way less expensive than paper

fris · 04-23-2012, 01:52 PM

you can try and tear the bill and it wont tear

Mrwww · 04-23-2012, 02:03 PM

Why are you all bothered about them melting ?

Id rather my 50 melt a bit rather than catch fire and leave me with $50 worth of ashes.

fris · 04-23-2012, 02:08 PM

i like that it doesnt tear, so many bills get cut up and not usable

rogueteens · 04-23-2012, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

You paper cuts were nasty? Try rifling out a stack of these or the 100s. Slippery and sharp as hell - and probably cost more than they're worth to make. Much like the fancy new coins we're gonna start pumping out.

You can slice tomatoes with these fucking bills. You can't tell from the pics, but portions of the bills are clear; see-through. Razor sharp plastic.

Saran-wrap with attitude.

A lot of cut nostrils in Canada then?

DatingFactory · 05-02-2012, 10:52 AM

Pretty nice arrtwork.

Makaveli · 05-02-2012, 10:58 AM

Mexico had this type of money years ago.

2MuchMark · 05-02-2012, 11:04 AM

the Shemp · 05-02-2012, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

Who's that asshole on the bank note?

the Leader ...

MarkDeus · 05-02-2012, 11:06 AM

I can't afford a 50$ bill...

Socks · 05-02-2012, 11:11 AM

They don't feel like real money to me. At least they're all the same size, unlike in Mexico where they're all fucking different sizes.. morons.

Also if you get a stack of them give them a whiff, they smell slightly like maple syrup.. not even a canadian joke, they really do.

Quagmire · 05-02-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

the Leader ...

I thought it was Alfred Hitchcock before he lost all his hair.

Overload · 05-02-2012, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

They don't feel like real money to me. At least they're all the same size, unlike in Mexico where they're all fucking different sizes.. morons.

hmm, but different sizes of bills are useful ... for blind ppl for example ... it makes sense to have them in different sizes imho ... a moron who doesnt think about THAT

SleazyDream · 05-02-2012, 12:02 PM

they are def different........

CDSmith · 05-02-2012, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

Who's that asshole on the bank note?

McKenzie King.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...Mackenzie_King

$50 bill - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_fifty-dollar_bill

Read. Learn.

kal86 · 05-02-2012, 12:47 PM

looking more and more like monopoly money

V_RocKs · 05-02-2012, 01:02 PM

People that go to Canada or USA on vacation hate our money. Especially American money where it is all the same size and color... I guess actually looking to see if a bill has a $20 mark or a $100 mark is too much to ask... They prefer to just hand you an orange, a green and three blues when giving you $18...

CaptainWolfy · 05-02-2012, 01:22 PM

when i was in canada last year and went to starbucks to get some coffee, i gave the dude 50$ bill and he looked me so shocked and said that he can't give me change, i was confused and gave him my plastic but not sure how come they didn't have change, at home i am more using paper bills than plastic. :/

Phoenix · 05-02-2012, 01:41 PM

i like them...they dont take up as much room

Tom_PM · 05-02-2012, 01:53 PM

The Leader is good..
The Leader is great..
I surrender my will..
as of this date.

I think they look pretty cool, but the Leader is kind of scary.

DamianJ · 05-02-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

They don't feel like real money to me. At least they're all the same size, unlike in Mexico where they're all fucking different sizes.. morons.

Yeah. Who cares if blind or visually impaired people get ripped off! Make them all the same size!

x-rate · 05-02-2012, 02:36 PM

Saw some 500 euros bills 2 week ago... I just wonder how big are their wallets in europe....! That thing is so huge!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/500_euro_note
'It is the largest note measuring 160x82mm and has a purple colour scheme.'

for thoses who dont know about millimeters just convert it with google

_Richard_ · 05-02-2012, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

And I heard some coins were being phased out. Like the nickel and the dime?

heard rumours that the penny is on the choppingj block

AdultRevGriffin · 05-02-2012, 04:35 PM

Can anybody post a video of them slicing a tomato with one of these new bills?

SilentKnight · 05-02-2012, 04:37 PM

Along with phasing out the penny - they also changed the weight of the loonie and toonie which is now fucking up a lot of the vending industry. They're having to re-calibrate machines to accept the new coin currency.

Overload · 05-02-2012, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by x-rate

Saw some 500 euros bills 2 week ago... I just wonder how big are their wallets in europe....! That thing is so huge!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/500_euro_note
'It is the largest note measuring 160x82mm and has a purple colour scheme.'

for thoses who dont know about millimeters just convert it with google

ehm, one doesnt put his 500ers in his wallet dude ... roll 'em up and put 'em in yer pocket is the way to go

alias · 05-02-2012, 04:44 PM

Other than them sticking together when new, pretty nice.

fuzebox · 05-02-2012, 05:04 PM

Canadian money is a fraction of an inch wider than american money, pisses me off because my wallet won't close around it properly (I fold my bills in half and stick them in a CC slot).

Lykos · 05-02-2012, 06:37 PM

Looks good !

pornmasta · 05-02-2012, 06:53 PM

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kal86 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 194	looking more and more like monopoly money

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	People that go to Canada or USA on vacation hate our money. Especially American money where it is all the same size and color... I guess actually looking to see if a bill has a $20 mark or a $100 mark is too much to ask... They prefer to just hand you an orange, a green and three blues when giving you $18...

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CaptainWolfy Playa Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Somewhere on the Earth Posts: 8,439	when i was in canada last year and went to starbucks to get some coffee, i gave the dude 50$ bill and he looked me so shocked and said that he can't give me change, i was confused and gave him my plastic but not sure how come they didn't have change, at home i am more using paper bills than plastic. :/

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