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alextokyo · 05-01-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I understand you're too dumb to figure it out. So if you can and post the reason I will not reply to your stupid posts for a whole week. I know it will be tough, still I promise.

A week is a long time for you? Because for me, and most others, a week absolutely fucking flies over. There's not much difference between a week and a day. How about upping the ante to 20 years?

But wait! Due to a limited time special offer, you get 2 years and 5 months for free. Even 2030 would cut it.

Deal?

Deal?

Hello?

Bueller? Bueller?

Bueller?

Oh, shit....

alextokyo · 05-01-2012, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

not agreeing is one thing, but this isnt necessary. grow up.

Incoming hurt feelings report...

OH SHIT

OH SHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT FUCK SHIT FUUUUU-

B.Barnato · 05-01-2012, 11:50 AM

Guys this was supposed to be a friendly jab at Paul as I found the rather outdated "walkman" amusing. It was not supposed to end in a hail of insults.

Sorry Paul.

nikki99 · 05-01-2012, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

He was also caught on cctv the next day...

MaDalton · 05-01-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

Incoming hurt feelings report...

dont worry about my feelings

you can argue with Paul as much as you want, i dont give a flying fuck. but death wishes are one step too far, even for GFY

alextokyo · 05-01-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

dont worry about my feelings

you can argue with Paul as much as you want, i dont give a flying fuck. but death wishes are one step too far, even for GFY

Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact.

ReggieDurango · 05-01-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

dont worry about my feelings

you can argue with Paul as much as you want, i dont give a flying fuck. but death wishes are one step too far, even for GFY

Seriously.
Way WAY too intense, AlexTokyo. Don't see how saying this shit makes you feel better about yourself.

bushwacker · 05-01-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact.

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Paul Markham · 05-01-2012, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I thought I was on ignore?

Lol.

I figured it out ages ago.

If she does a 9-5 she can be away from you for 40 hours a week. Put that with the weekends she hides from you at her Ma's place, then she hardly has to see you at all.

If she worked as a shooter, she'd have to spend at least half the week with you.

So no wonder she'd prefer to clean loos that take photos. Small price to pay.

Wrong, not even a good try. Nice insult at Eva and our marriage.

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

not agreeing is one thing, but this isnt necessary. grow up.

It's fine, shows his level and inability to debate. See how I have them rattled.

alextokyo · 05-01-2012, 02:00 PM

MaDalton · 05-01-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact.

my father died a slow and horrible death from lung cancer, you better wish you'll be lucky to die quick

alextokyo · 05-01-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

my father died a slow and horrible death from lung cancer, you better wish you'll be lucky to die quick

No worries. If the worse comes to worse for me, I have a fuckload of Valium, a reliable car, and a long hose.

Paul, if you're reading this...

DaLord · 05-01-2012, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

He was also caught on cctv the next day...

Hahahahahaha

DamianJ · 05-01-2012, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Wrong, not even a good try.

So I'm off your lied about ignore list officially then?

Cool.

So why would YOU want to hang around with you all day.

I'd fuck off and clean bogs to get away from you. Makes perfect sense to me.

$3000.

Magazines.

JFK · 05-01-2012, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

No worries. If the worse comes to worse for me, I have a fuckload of Valium, a reliable car, and a long hose.

Paul, if you're reading this...

try using it now

ruff · 05-01-2012, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

I'm going to stop you right there.

Just so you know, cancer always comes back. Always. It's like a fucking laser-guided boomerang. I'm no doctor, but I guarantee you aren't going to see 80.

Fact: you have years of pure hell to look forward to. You are going to die in pure pain and agony while your head rots away from the inside, and there's nothing that you or anyone else can do about it.

In short, you're fucked. The truth hurts like a bitch, but try to have a nice day though, eh?

P.S. Magazines! $3000!

Just a quick note to you. Go Fuck Yourself Asshole!

ruff · 05-01-2012, 04:53 PM

I'll bet Paul has gotten more pussy than 99% of the posters on GFY. Whatever else is going on, he's got some fantastic memories to revisit.

digitaldivas · 05-01-2012, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by alextokyo

Like it or not, he's fucked. There is no getting away from cancer. The truth hurts like a bitch, but it's coming back to nail him hard.

Apparently, he's still suffering from the 1st cancer even though it's gone. Good luck fighting the 2nd and 3rd cancer (if he even makes it that far)... he might as well throw himself under a speeding train, it'd be a lot less painful than the years of agony ahead.

There's no way of sugar coating the fact that his head is going to rot away from the inside. Slowly. Right now his cancer is just taking a vacation. It's coming back, it always does... and probably sooner than expected. In the same way that you probably took a big fat steaming shit this morning, and are going to have to take another shit either tonight or tomorrow morning. It's not a death wish, it's a fact.

thats a pretty horrible thing to say, Alex... to anyone? What has he done to you?!?

epitome · 05-01-2012, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

I'll bet Paul has gotten more pussy than 99% of the posters on GFY. Whatever else is going on, he's got some fantastic memories to revisit.

I know he has gotten and gets 100% more pussy than I ever have or will, so you may be onto something.

AdultKing · 05-01-2012, 06:17 PM

I'm still waiting for Paul to prove his income from the scene he reckons he made tens of thousands from.

I guess as he can't prove it then it's pretty safe to say he's LYING.

cosis · 05-01-2012, 07:45 PM

is that Picadilly?

Harmon · 05-01-2012, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

try using it now

kal86 · 05-01-2012, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

hot damn man

Paul Markham · 05-01-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

I'll bet Paul has gotten more pussy than 99% of the posters on GFY. Whatever else is going on, he's got some fantastic memories to revisit.

Yes. And they can't take that away from me. As the song goes.

I just feel some like Alex, Damian are showing their true selves. Lack of a debate, poking fun because I'm older than some, etc.

AdultKing · 05-01-2012, 11:40 PM

Yet Paul still wont / cant provide proof of his outlandish claims.

alextokyo · 05-02-2012, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

try using it now

Just got back from a nice drive around town.

Thanks for the tip!

DamianJ · 05-02-2012, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I just feel some like Alex, Damian are showing their true selves. Lack of a debate, poking fun because I'm older than some, etc.

I don't poke fun because you're older, I poke fun because you demonstrably lie all the time.

Paul Markham · 05-02-2012, 02:24 AM

Today 10:24 AM
DamianJ This user is on your Ignore List.
Today 09:59 AM
alextokyo This user is on your Ignore List.
Today 08:40 AM
AdultKing This user is on your Ignore List.

AdultKing · 05-02-2012, 02:26 AM

I must go on and off this imaginary ignore list twenty times a day.

Paul is far to narcissistic to place anyone ignore, god forbid he miss something said about him.

It's demonstrable of his childish behavior.

DamianJ · 05-02-2012, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Today 10:24 AM
DamianJ This user is on your Ignore List.

Uh huh. Sure. That's why you keep reading my posts, quoting them and replying to them.

Your ignore list is about as real as your retirement.

So anyway Paul, how are you watching UK telly over there without breaking the law?

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B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Guys this was supposed to be a friendly jab at Paul as I found the rather outdated "walkman" amusing. It was not supposed to end in a hail of insults. Sorry Paul.

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AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	I'm still waiting for Paul to prove his income from the scene he reckons he made tens of thousands from. I guess as he can't prove it then it's pretty safe to say he's LYING.

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cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,281	is that Picadilly?

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AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	Yet Paul still wont / cant provide proof of his outlandish claims.

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AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	I must go on and off this imaginary ignore list twenty times a day. Paul is far to narcissistic to place anyone ignore, god forbid he miss something said about him. It's demonstrable of his childish behavior.