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DamianJ · 05-18-2012, 02:59 AM

I got 532 words per minute.

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seeandsee · 05-18-2012, 03:49 AM

You read 223 words per minute.
That makes you 11% slower than the national average.

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ottopottomouse · 05-18-2012, 04:01 AM

You read 426 words per minute.
That makes you 70% faster than the national average

rogueteens · 05-18-2012, 04:27 AM

i could read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy in 24 hours and 32 minutes! :D

PiracyPitbull · 05-18-2012, 04:48 AM

528 per min

VenusBlogger · 05-18-2012, 05:02 AM

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Mutt · 05-18-2012, 05:05 AM

You read 537 words per minute.
That makes you 115% faster than the national average.

topsiteking · 05-18-2012, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Agree.
That being said:
"Nice work! You read 185 words in 25 seconds."

slapass · 05-18-2012, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Totally untrue. Most of us only keep a small percent of what we read anyways.

PR_Glen · 05-18-2012, 06:12 AM

kind of depends what your reading too.. i can scan a page retain the message and the numbers in a second on a news page, but if it's something i'm not familiar with there's no way i could do that and I'd slow down to a crawl to assure retention.

it's not how fast you read, it's what you are reading and what you retain from it.

DamianJ · 05-18-2012, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Did you do really badly on the test or have you just got sand in your vagina?

People can read fast and retain the information that is necessary. It is pointless to retain every word you read.

L-Pink · 05-18-2012, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

People can read fast and retain the information that is necessary. It is pointless to retain every word you read.

, or read every word.

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Choopa Phil · 05-18-2012, 06:28 AM

Cool test i got 422 WPM

CaptainHowdy · 05-18-2012, 06:48 AM

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adultforum · 05-18-2012, 06:59 AM

You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.
And English is not my native language

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raymor · 05-18-2012, 07:19 AM

I should have taken the test on a computer, noted a three.inch phone.

Is it bettet to read fast or slow? I'd say math books, read very slow to fully understand. Biographies I read very fast - a couple of sessions in the bathroom. I'd rather read four books with 85% recall than one book with 95% recall. Especially if it's a story of some sort, history, biography, etc. I could completely skip 10% of the words and still know what they must have said for the story to make sense. Also self help type books trends to be repetitive. "The Secret" is one sentence repeated three hundred times, so you can skim it and you're not missing anything.

Sid70 · 05-18-2012, 07:22 AM

I read slow, masturbate a bit and read again enjoying every word.

Sid70 · 05-18-2012, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultforum

You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.
And English is not my native language

)

Fast capturing the words doesn't mean you have a clue of what you just read lol

Sid70 · 05-18-2012, 07:26 AM

You read 172 words per minute.
That makes you 31% slower than the national average.

VenusBlogger · 05-18-2012, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass

Totally untrue. Most of us only keep a small percent of what we read anyways.

That's your opinion.

Not the truth.

And no, don't put a link to some shitty study saying that BLA BLA BLA...

Period.

georgeyw · 05-18-2012, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word yo
Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Wtf is wrong with you? You piss and moan in every post you make.

fris · 05-18-2012, 08:00 AM

2247 words per minute.

i dont read often, but i learnt how to speed read young, i can usally finish a book in a day

PR_Glen · 05-18-2012, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

1,126 words per minute

That makes you 390% faster than the national average

reading retention 0%

You are dumber than 390% of the population of donkeys.

Choopa_Pardo · 05-18-2012, 08:12 AM

You read 651 words per minute.
That makes you 160% faster than the national average.

slapass · 05-18-2012, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

That's your opinion.

Not the truth.

And no, don't put a link to some shitty study saying that BLA BLA BLA...

Period.

Most successful people read quickly. Not making this up. It makes sense if two people are doing the same thing and one person can do it in quicker time, that this is more successful or preferred.

Sophie Delancey · 05-18-2012, 08:17 AM

You read 721 words per minute.
That makes you 188% faster than the national average.

ottopottomouse · 05-18-2012, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

reading retention 0%

You are dumber than 390% of the population of donkeys.

magicmike · 05-18-2012, 08:25 AM

You read 516 words per minute.
That makes you 106% faster than the national average.

And I had to re-read a couple parts cause i'm a bit tired right now. But common, that was a very short test.

I tried again... You read 602 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

Different sample that time and it was a bit longer too.

DamianJ · 05-18-2012, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Wtf is wrong with you? You piss and moan in every post you make.

He keeps saying PERIOD. Maybe he has his period?

Vendzilla · 05-18-2012, 08:57 AM

532 words, but I got all 3 questions right

Cherry7 · 05-18-2012, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

It is pointless to retain every word you read.

Do cut the red wire

Do not cut the red wire.

journalism · 05-18-2012, 10:16 AM

You read 654 words per minute.
That makes you 162% faster than the national average.

adultforum · 05-18-2012, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

Fast capturing the words doesn't mean you have a clue of what you just read lol

Most of the time, if im focused and if i read something, i do understand it.

CYF · 05-18-2012, 04:52 PM

You read 509 words per minute.
That makes you 104% faster than the national average.

You answered all three questions correctly.

mavruda · 05-19-2012, 02:48 AM

John-ACWM · 05-19-2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Yup. I am a slow literature reader because my mind likes to create elaborate scenarios

sandman! · 05-19-2012, 11:04 AM

You read 613 words per minute.
That makes you 145% faster than the national average.

moeloubani · 05-19-2012, 11:07 AM

You read 1,114 words per minute.
That makes you 346% faster than the national average.

The Ghost · 05-20-2012, 02:13 AM

371 words per minute. That passage was a horrible read.

freecartoonporn · 05-20-2012, 05:41 AM

Nice work! You read 185 words in 0 seconds.

candyflip · 05-20-2012, 06:13 AM

I like that they make you show that you actually comprehended what you read. Do you get a pass for 2 out of 3?

You read 469 words per minute.
That makes you 88% faster than the national average.

garce · 05-20-2012, 09:35 PM

811 words per minute - and I am shit-faced drunk.

Thank GOD! for internet tests!

garce · 05-20-2012, 09:38 PM

I just tried again: You read 1,121 words per minute.
That makes you 348% faster than the national average.

Ok. How do you get a score of 4,800? That's fucking nuts.

OverdueNudes · 05-20-2012, 10:31 PM

You are all chumps.

calvinawe · 05-21-2012, 02:43 AM

499.
100% faster than the average.

ToBad · 05-21-2012, 03:42 AM

You read 320 words per minute.

pornmasta · 05-21-2012, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OverdueNudes

You are all chumps.

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05-18-2012, 02:59 AM	#1
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