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smutnut · 06-27-2012, 06:32 AM

Okay since everyone is having a tough time with sales these days I have a new idea that might help make ends meet.

We start emailing people that we hung out with George Clooney, Ice Cube and the other crummy actor in Iraq shooting the film and we stole the gold bricks and it was really made of real gold but all we need now is someone to pay for the storage faculty to store it until the coast is clear and that's only a couple hundred bucks a month and if they send us the money we'll toss them a brick of gold when it's safe to do so.

Man, you can even keeping asking for next month's rent.

Okay, ready, go...

calvinawe · 06-27-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Okay since everyone is having a tough time with sales these days I have a new idea that might help make ends meet.

We start emailing people that we hung out with George Clooney, Ice Cube and the other crummy actor in Iraq shooting the film and we stole the gold bricks and it was really made of real gold but all we need now is someone to pay for the storage faculty to store it until the coast is clear and that's only a couple hundred bucks a month and if they send us the money we'll toss them a brick of gold when it's safe to do so.

Man, you can even keeping asking for next month's rent.

Okay, ready, go...

neat!

although the vast majority of the recipients would go like this:

these ideas are underrated

smutnut · 06-27-2012, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe

neat!

although the vast majority of the recipients would go like this:

these ideas are underrated

yes, at first, but what about when I put up this genuine picture that I got on the set personally

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smutnut · 06-27-2012, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe

neat!

although the vast majority of the recipients would go like this:

these ideas are underrated

that's a cool little pic by the way. Did you find it or make it?

calvinawe · 07-20-2012, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

that's a cool little pic by the way. Did you find it or make it?

found it. shame, i know

ShoeBox · 07-20-2012, 06:42 PM

lol at the pic

garce · 07-20-2012, 06:46 PM

I don't even know what that is.

06-27-2012, 06:32 AM	#1
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	My New Evil Dictator Scam Okay since everyone is having a tough time with sales these days I have a new idea that might help make ends meet. We start emailing people that we hung out with George Clooney, Ice Cube and the other crummy actor in Iraq shooting the film and we stole the gold bricks and it was really made of real gold but all we need now is someone to pay for the storage faculty to store it until the coast is clear and that's only a couple hundred bucks a month and if they send us the money we'll toss them a brick of gold when it's safe to do so. Man, you can even keeping asking for next month's rent. Okay, ready, go...

07-20-2012, 06:42 PM	#6
ShoeBox So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: Brazil Posts: 2,056	lol at the pic

07-20-2012, 06:46 PM	#7
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I don't even know what that is.