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newB · 07-26-2012, 09:26 AM

My cat just caught the same baby rabbit for the third time in the past two days - at least I think it's the same, same size, same general vicinity. Thankfully she hasn't yet harmed it that I can see. I hope that it's the same one, otherwise that would indicate there is a clutch under my porch which means it's going to keep happening until the mother, if she's still around, decides to move them.

And my cat can be a total pain in the ass when she wants to go outside (she's smart AND tenacious, which makes her very annoying when she sets her heart on something) so keeping her inside indefinitely is not a viable solution.

The funny thing is that the first time I did not want to touch it as I kept thinking of that guy that got the plague trying to get the mouse out of the stray cat's mouth. Still, I think I'll go wash my hands now.

L-Pink · 07-26-2012, 09:27 AM

Cats are natural born killers.

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-26-2012, 09:28 AM

Sounds bubonic

ottopottomouse · 07-26-2012, 10:28 AM

Myxomatosis.

RebelR · 07-26-2012, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Cats are natural born killers.

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And also very sadistic

Tom_PM · 07-26-2012, 11:43 AM

Well, rabbits breed like.. rabbits and have MANY per litter so unless you tag it and recognize it specifically it's probably a different one I bet. If it was really small they're probably still in the "nest" area so your cat might be just picking them off one by one as they get the balls to move out. The parent rabbit just basically abandons them after a short time so they just have to get the nerve to start their own lives one at a time.

My cat used to bring back freaking game sized rabbits! LOL. He came walking out of the woods one day hauling a rabbit almost as big as himself, straddling over it and dragging it like a jaguar hauls a antelope. I watched him stalk and catch a bird once. He jumped like 6 feet straight up and snagged it out of the air after flushing it.. it was insane and again like some african footage or something. He was a big maine coon breed of cat.

MontrealDave · 07-26-2012, 11:47 AM

Cats scare me

Tom_PM · 07-26-2012, 11:50 AM

Oh, by the way.. rabbits DO tend to make their nests in "plain sight" type of locations. Like a small patch of slightly tall grass or whatever. If you see some soft fur around you might try carefully looking in the grass or weeds or porch area.

I saw a video once of a guy who found a nest right at a fence post in plain sight where he walked everyday in his garden. And there was like 8 tiny rabbits in there too. They would not make a SOUND until he disturbed their nest then they'd kind of peep.

CurrentlySober · 07-26-2012, 11:54 AM

i cant afford a rabbit...

Tom_PM · 07-26-2012, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cant afford a rabbit...

A rabbit and a bear were pooping in the woods. The rabbit says to the bear, "don't you hate getting poop on your fur?". The bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it and says, "I've never had that problem.".

Bill8 · 07-26-2012, 03:38 PM

It's almost certainly a family, and the cat is killing off one after the other. young bunnies are indistinguishable.

baby bunnies typically die from shock and infection after being caught by a cat, even if the cat lets them go, or you "rescue" them.

a young bunny mother chose a poor place to bear young. older mothers tend to be more careful.

ShoeBox · 07-26-2012, 06:34 PM

Shoot the cat while you can

mce · 07-26-2012, 08:47 PM

Get your cat checked out by the vet, dude.

bronco67 · 07-26-2012, 09:39 PM

If you think rabbits are stupid, here's some more proof.

07-26-2012, 09:26 AM	#1
newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	Stupid rabbit My cat just caught the same baby rabbit for the third time in the past two days - at least I think it's the same, same size, same general vicinity. Thankfully she hasn't yet harmed it that I can see. I hope that it's the same one, otherwise that would indicate there is a clutch under my porch which means it's going to keep happening until the mother, if she's still around, decides to move them. And my cat can be a total pain in the ass when she wants to go outside (she's smart AND tenacious, which makes her very annoying when she sets her heart on something) so keeping her inside indefinitely is not a viable solution. The funny thing is that the first time I did not want to touch it as I kept thinking of that guy that got the plague trying to get the mouse out of the stray cat's mouth. Still, I think I'll go wash my hands now. __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

07-26-2012, 10:28 AM	#4
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Myxomatosis. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

07-26-2012, 11:43 AM	#6
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Well, rabbits breed like.. rabbits and have MANY per litter so unless you tag it and recognize it specifically it's probably a different one I bet. If it was really small they're probably still in the "nest" area so your cat might be just picking them off one by one as they get the balls to move out. The parent rabbit just basically abandons them after a short time so they just have to get the nerve to start their own lives one at a time. My cat used to bring back freaking game sized rabbits! LOL. He came walking out of the woods one day hauling a rabbit almost as big as himself, straddling over it and dragging it like a jaguar hauls a antelope. I watched him stalk and catch a bird once. He jumped like 6 feet straight up and snagged it out of the air after flushing it.. it was insane and again like some african footage or something. He was a big maine coon breed of cat. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

07-26-2012, 11:50 AM	#8
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Oh, by the way.. rabbits DO tend to make their nests in "plain sight" type of locations. Like a small patch of slightly tall grass or whatever. If you see some soft fur around you might try carefully looking in the grass or weeds or porch area. I saw a video once of a guy who found a nest right at a fence post in plain sight where he walked everyday in his garden. And there was like 8 tiny rabbits in there too. They would not make a SOUND until he disturbed their nest then they'd kind of peep. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar. Last edited by Tom_PM; 07-26-2012 at 11:51 AM..

07-26-2012, 11:54 AM	#9
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07-26-2012, 09:27 AM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	Cats are natural born killers. .

07-26-2012, 09:28 AM	#3
Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE Barterer Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,864	Sounds bubonic

07-26-2012, 11:47 AM	#7
MontrealDave Save a tree, love a pussy Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Montreal Posts: 200	Cats scare me

07-26-2012, 03:38 PM	#11
Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	It's almost certainly a family, and the cat is killing off one after the other. young bunnies are indistinguishable. baby bunnies typically die from shock and infection after being caught by a cat, even if the cat lets them go, or you "rescue" them. a young bunny mother chose a poor place to bear young. older mothers tend to be more careful.

07-26-2012, 06:34 PM	#12
ShoeBox So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: Brazil Posts: 2,056	Shoot the cat while you can

07-26-2012, 08:47 PM	#13
mce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: All Over Posts: 3,917	Get your cat checked out by the vet, dude. __________________ Pay Virtual Assistants Based on RESULTS instead of TIME STOP getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by your VA

07-26-2012, 09:39 PM	#14
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	If you think rabbits are stupid, here's some more proof. __________________