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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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things for bored webmasters to do
open up your pc case and jack off onto the fan
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jizz onto some toilet paper about 5 minutes before you need to do a shit
use that toilet paper to wipe |
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So Fucking Banned
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Suck on cucumber and pretend it is a cock. Carve beforehand for increased realism.
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working on my tan
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Location: Florida/Kentucky
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Lick the seat in a men's room bus station then laugh when someone sits on it.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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Hang a fresh-used condom on the antenna of the Mayor's car at City Hall.
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i like where this bitch is going!
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Living inside your head.
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Location: In your AirBNB
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jerk off with a wire brush
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working on my tan
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![]() I like adding to my collection. . |
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keep them coming or i eat the kitten
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Put malicious code on all of your blogs and sites that you own so it infects your visitor's computer and makes gay porn pop up every two seconds.
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Finger bang your wife's ass while she is sleeping.
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#12 |
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make a thread with embedded videos of paul markham coughing all over the models.
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Fill out lots of job applications and for past work experience put "Pro-Chaturbater"
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Also, apply for adult jobs and say you shoot content as good as Paul Markham then count how many job denials you get
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Poop in an Apple store and proceed to ask one of their associates what the iMacs do that your iCrap can't do
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So Fucking Banned
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Bang back a fat meth line and start a thread on GFY asking what you should do now...
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Then bang more meth
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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