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09-29-2012, 11:29 AM
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how often do you masturbate?
Me 3 times a day. you?
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09-29-2012, 11:31 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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09-29-2012, 11:33 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cunt afford too...
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09-29-2012, 11:35 AM
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09-29-2012, 11:44 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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   ADG |
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09-29-2012, 11:46 AM
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I’m still alive barley.
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I haven't busted a nut in 4 months or had sex for over 2 years because of my health
Feel bad for me lmao
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09-29-2012, 11:58 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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36. Twice an hour.
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09-29-2012, 11:58 AM
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09-29-2012, 01:51 PM
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09-29-2012, 01:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I love my friends spray tan kinda poo-ish in color
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09-29-2012, 01:59 PM
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So ur friend sprays his cum on you
I do once or twice a day |
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09-29-2012, 02:59 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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5 years ago I had to cum twice a day. Now my sex drive is so low that I can go a week without caring much. And when I do JO the feeling of euphoria that was once there is gone. Cumming feels good, but it isn't that whole body explosion of energy anymore. I have Cialis daily use, but don't take it often. When I do it improves boner quality, but doesn't do much for sex drive.
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09-29-2012, 03:56 PM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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09-29-2012, 04:19 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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You should tell your doctor to work up a hormone panel on you and not just give you a Cialis band-aid.
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09-29-2012, 04:21 PM
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09-29-2012, 05:27 PM
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2-3 times a day.
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09-29-2012, 05:40 PM
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Femcams.com
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Depends who is watching
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09-29-2012, 06:04 PM
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ICQ: 470687453
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About once a month.
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09-29-2012, 06:09 PM
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About 4 times a week. I would do it 7 days a week but I need to save up some juice for when the old lady wants some.
If I don't give my wife her propers I get complaints about me spending to much time at my webmasteriing activities.
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09-29-2012, 06:24 PM
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Anti Communist
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once or twice in between daily sexual activity.
Maybe once extra fro the gipper ds
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09-29-2012, 08:35 PM
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09-29-2012, 08:42 PM
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so where do you guys typically masturbate? bathroom at your desk, in bed, while driving, at the play ground?
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09-29-2012, 09:03 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm kind of partial to your moms bed. |
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09-29-2012, 09:05 PM
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09-29-2012, 10:37 PM
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one sick puppy
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Get a life.
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09-29-2012, 10:58 PM
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09-30-2012, 12:21 AM
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Too old to care
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Get married and never have to jerk off again.
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09-30-2012, 12:24 AM
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more on rainy day
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09-30-2012, 02:00 AM
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I heard Nat Geo was shutting down their Beluga site because some fat fucking white dude managed to scarf up all the fish, crustaceans, and worms off the coast of Vancouver and Alaska. There are belly-up Beluga's and Humpbacks floating ashore with what looks to be a massive number of tiny human bite marks in their blubber. Their theory? Death by fat-man nibbling. Even as I type this, scientists are taking plaster casts of the face imprint of the voracious carnivore that burrowed into these intelligent mammals. They're thinking that this fat, bloated predator didn't have access to unlimited Doritos - because the fat piece of shit ate them all. It then got hungry and went for a swim. There is - apparently - a residue of imitation Nacho Cheese seasoning surrounding the little-bitty bite marks on these massive mammals. They're going to compare the cast of the face imprint - and the little fat-man nibbly bite marks - to find out what kind of horror is actually hungry enough to dive into frigid water and eat a Humpback or Beluga alive. Deadliest Catch is filming a new season soon - watch out for the crab traps, you fat fucking bottom-feeder. Best to come ashore while you can. |
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09-30-2012, 02:02 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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At least I dont have people making multiple posts suggesting that I scam people.... |
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09-30-2012, 02:04 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Is you like looking in the mirror? |
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09-30-2012, 03:25 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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 i ask you: How many time do you fuck a day if you jerk 3 times a day? your answer: Zero
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09-30-2012, 03:39 AM
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Check SIG!
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every day, my gf is angry because i dont do it more times per day, because more i masturbate i fuck her more, strange i know :D :D
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09-30-2012, 05:52 AM
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09-30-2012, 05:54 AM
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09-30-2012, 08:26 AM
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Downshifter
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Русня, идите нахуй! |
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09-30-2012, 08:53 AM
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No need because I have a HOT gf that fuck me everyday, and if im realy lucky shhe blow me for brekfast
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09-30-2012, 01:02 PM
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once every 2 days
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