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10-05-2012, 08:04 PM
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Back in Black
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Post Your Favorite Quotes...
I've been updating my Facebook profile recently and found some really cool quotes for it. I figured I'd start a 'favorite quote' thread here.
Post some cool quotes people. Halloween is right around the corner. That reminds me I heard an awesome Stephen King quote the other day.. ?...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.? Disclaimer - I know this has been done before. If it offends you, welcome to the internet.
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10-05-2012, 08:05 PM
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The O is for Oohhh
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"it wasn't me"
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10-05-2012, 08:05 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"My penis is small"
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10-05-2012, 08:06 PM
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Unregistered Abuser
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"i will cut you"
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10-05-2012, 08:08 PM
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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Don't mistake kindness for weakness
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10-05-2012, 08:11 PM
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Raise Your Weapon
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"..we are a legitimate cloud hosting service.."
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10-05-2012, 08:21 PM
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10-05-2012, 10:00 PM
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?Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody?
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10-05-2012, 10:07 PM
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congrats to the winners
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congrats to the winners...
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10-05-2012, 10:10 PM
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working on my tan
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Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid.
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10-05-2012, 10:13 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Rectum breath
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10-05-2012, 10:31 PM
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I need a beer
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Quotes involve thinking ..
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10-05-2012, 10:39 PM
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?When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: ?If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you?ll most certainly be right.? It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: ?If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?? And whenever the answer has been ?No? for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Steve Jobs
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10-05-2012, 10:45 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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"The world is a fiery kiln of pragmatism where rules are publicly observed but privately trashed if there is any chance of getting an edge."
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10-05-2012, 11:04 PM
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links pulled
go fuck yourself fuck fear drink beer
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10-05-2012, 11:19 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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 On leading a purposeful humanist life (working to improve the world): Quote:
Think globally, act locally. All you need is love... Love and Peace, ADG |
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10-06-2012, 12:28 AM
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porn cartoonist
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There are passengers for every/any train.
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10-06-2012, 01:13 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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 And you can quote me on that!   ADG |
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10-06-2012, 09:52 AM
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Back in Black
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"You're not your Facebook status. You're not how many friends you have. You're not the smart phone you own. You're not the apps of your phone. You're not your fucking iPad. You're the all-planking, e-consuming crap of the world." ~Fight Club
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10-06-2012, 10:11 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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"i like poo"
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10-06-2012, 10:51 AM
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"it's nice to be nice to the nice"...Frank Burns
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10-06-2012, 10:57 AM
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Pay It Forward
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Turn your punk-ass over! - boyz n the hood
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10-06-2012, 11:00 AM
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myadultdesign.com
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If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company (J.P. Sartre)
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10-06-2012, 11:14 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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10-06-2012, 11:36 AM
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So Fucking What
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"Move bitch get out the way." - Ludacris
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10-06-2012, 11:40 AM
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Don't have any...
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10-06-2012, 11:51 AM
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"People know politics is dirty and politicians are corrupt, and then somehow convince themselves that the Government isn't"
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10-06-2012, 11:59 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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"fuck it"
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10-06-2012, 12:04 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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"everything is fine"
"money is in motion" |
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10-06-2012, 12:06 PM
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Confirmed Fetishist
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avoid hangovers - stay drunk
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10-06-2012, 12:08 PM
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"What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?"
"If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse." "Faillure is not an option"
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10-06-2012, 12:12 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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"adapt or die"
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10-06-2012, 12:21 PM
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Marketing & Strategy
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If you don't, somebody else will.
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Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!
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10-06-2012, 01:17 PM
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Pay It Forward
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Take the Browns to the SuperBowl
   
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10-06-2012, 02:49 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
― G.K. Chesterton “A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.” ― G.K. Chesterton |
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10-06-2012, 02:52 PM
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10-06-2012, 03:05 PM
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$action = $_GET['lost'];
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10-06-2012, 04:45 PM
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"user uploaded"
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10-06-2012, 06:04 PM
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"life is too short to learn german"
and even some germans are too dumb to learn it ...
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10-06-2012, 06:21 PM
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Two to the body. One to the head."
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10-06-2012, 06:57 PM
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So Fucking What
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10-06-2012, 07:37 PM
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My dad was very wise. Some of his quotes to me include:
1. Son, if you are not in bed by midnight, come home. 2. Son, a bisexual is a person who, when they reach inside their lover's pants, they are never disappointed. 3. Son, respect is earned, tolerance is given. And a whole lot more. |
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10-06-2012, 07:41 PM
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So Fucking What
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"I was high when I wrote this"
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10-06-2012, 08:32 PM
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So Fucking What
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 $action = $_GET[];
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10-06-2012, 09:01 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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catch me if you can
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10-06-2012, 10:27 PM
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Today is the tomorrow you talked about yesterday.
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10-06-2012, 10:34 PM
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Useless As Ever
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"You have been assimilated" ~ Google (oops, the Borg....my bad)
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