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whee · 02-15-2003, 12:35 PM

Ok, last riddle from me this eve...

I know a drifter.... He smokes used cigarettes!
When he collects 7 cigaretstumps, he can make them together as one, and smoke a whole one.
One day, he collects 49 stumps.
How many whole cigarettes can he smoke?

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 12:48 PM

Let me make a small riddle of my own here.

Joe and bob are enthuastic dart players. They decide to make a bet. They wanna measure which of the 2 is a better darts player. But since they live in different places and cannot meet regularly they decide to throw the darts in a local pub. The pubkeeper will keep records. The competition would last 2 months.

When the first month is over Joe and Bob go to the pubkeeper and ask which of them has a better average on the throws for the first month. Joe is the winner with a better average.

They continue into the second month. When the month is over Joe and Bob meet at the bar again and ask which of the 2 has a better average, and is a winner for the second month. Joe again has a better average. So he's declared as the winner.

As Joe and Bob are leaving the pubkeeper stops them and says that Joe didn't win after all. When the 2 months are counted together Bob has a better average, and should be declared winner. Is this possible, or is the pubkeeper just drunk? If it is, how?

edit: misleading typo.

whee · 02-15-2003, 12:48 PM

Hey! Not a decient shot?

TDF · 02-15-2003, 12:50 PM

7 x 49

whee · 02-15-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
7 x 49

so?

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Hey! Not a decient shot?

7?

whee · 02-15-2003, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let me make a small riddle of my own here.

Joe and bob are enthuastic dart players. They decide to make a bet. They wanna measure which of the 2 is a better darts player. But since they live in different places and cannot meet regularly they decide to throw the darts in a local pub. The pubkeeper will keep records. The competition would last 2 months.

When the first month is over Joe and Bob go to the bartender and ask which of them has a better average on the throws for the first month. Joe is the winner with a better average.

They continue into the second month. When the month is over Joe and Bob meet at the bar again and ask which of the 2 has a better average, and is a winner for the second month. Joe again has a better average. So he's declared as the winner.

As Joe and Bob are leaving the pubkeeper stops them and says that Joe didn't win after all. When the 2 months are counted together Bob has a better average, and should be declared winner. Is this possible, or is the pubkeeper just drunk? If it is, how?

Sure it's possible, you mention that Joe has the best avarage for two months. Then suddently the bartender says Bob has a better avarage. Your question is, is this possible? Well, why not? I don't get it. First default would be, one of them is cheating... lol

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by whee

Sure it's possible, you mention that Joe has the best avarage for two months. Then suddently the bartender says Bob has a better avarage. Your question is, is this possible? Well, why not? I don't get it. First default would be, one of them is cheating... lol

No. Neither of them is cheating. The pubkeeper counted every time they threw the darts. The pubkeeper is also über honest and cannot be paid to lie. This is a riddle goddamnit.

So, it is possible. How?

whee · 02-15-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

7?

7 is the most common answer. it's not correct. Sorry dude!

Any one else?

TDF · 02-15-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by whee

7 is the most common answer. it's not correct. Sorry dude!

Any one else?

seven times 49?

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee

7 is the most common answer. it's not correct. Sorry dude!

Any one else?

I fail to see where the trick is.

FATPad · 02-15-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let me make a small riddle of my own here.

Joe and bob are enthuastic dart players. They decide to make a bet. They wanna measure which of the 2 is a better darts player. But since they live in different places and cannot meet regularly they decide to throw the darts in a local pub. The pubkeeper will keep records. The competition would last 2 months.

When the first month is over Joe and Bob go to the bartender and ask which of them has a better average on the throws for the first month. Joe is the winner with a better average.

They continue into the second month. When the month is over Joe and Bob meet at the bar again and ask which of the 2 has a better average, and is a winner for the second month. Joe again has a better average. So he's declared as the winner.

As Joe and Bob are leaving the pubkeeper stops them and says that Joe didn't win after all. When the 2 months are counted together Bob has a better average, and should be declared winner. Is this possible, or is the pubkeeper just drunk? If it is, how?

The pubkeeper is drunk. It can't happen.

chupacabra · 02-15-2003, 01:00 PM

ok, got one for everyone...

What's black and white, and has trouble getting through revolving doors..?

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
The pubkeeper is drunk. It can't happen.

Yes it can. How?There's a mathematical/logical solution.

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:02 PM

My riddle too hard?
Can't find the answer in google? No surprise there.. I made the riddle up. It still is possible.

NetRodent · 02-15-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Ok, last riddle from me this eve...
I know a drifter.... He smokes used cigarettes!
When he collects 7 cigaretstumps, he can make them together as one, and smoke a whole one.
One day, he collects 49 stumps.
How many whole cigarettes can he smoke?

He can make 7 cigarettes, and then with the stumps of each of those he can make an 8th cigarette.

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by chupacabra
ok, got one for everyone...

What's black and white, and has trouble getting through revolving doors..?

A nun with a spear through her head.

And it's 8 cigarettes.

NetRodent · 02-15-2003, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Let me make a small riddle of my own here.

Joe and bob are enthuastic dart players. They decide to make a bet. They wanna measure which of the 2 is a better darts player. But since they live in different places and cannot meet regularly they decide to throw the darts in a local pub. The pubkeeper will keep records. The competition would last 2 months.

When the first month is over Joe and Bob go to the bartender and ask which of them has a better average on the throws for the first month. Joe is the winner with a better average.

They continue into the second month. When the month is over Joe and Bob meet at the bar again and ask which of the 2 has a better average, and is a winner for the second month. Joe again has a better average. So he's declared as the winner.

As Joe and Bob are leaving the pubkeeper stops them and says that Joe didn't win after all. When the 2 months are counted together Bob has a better average, and should be declared winner. Is this possible, or is the pubkeeper just drunk? If it is, how?

Are the pubkeeper and bartender the same person? Did Bob play darts in both months or did Joe win by default in one of them?

chupacabra · 02-15-2003, 01:06 PM

Quote:

A nun with a spear through her head.

gothweb, good man..! the way i always heard it was a spear through her chest, but same/same to me. btw, that super pale girl you posted in the fine-ass thread made my day pretty much..!

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent

Are the pubkeeper and bartender the same person?

Oh, yeah. My bad.

There's 3 people involved.

Pubkeeper
Joe
Bob

Nobody else.

NetRodent · 02-15-2003, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Oh, yeah. My bad.

There's 3 people involved.

Pubkeeper
Joe
Bob

Nobody else.

Did Bob play darts in both months or did Joe win by default in one of them?

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent

Did Bob play darts in both months or did Joe win by default in one of them?

They both threw the darts both months.

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:16 PM

To make it easier..
the answer lies within the word 'average'

JamesK · 02-15-2003, 01:16 PM

scary thread.

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard
scary thread.

STFU bitch.

NetRodent · 02-15-2003, 01:23 PM

In that case here's a scenario that would work (keep in mind I have no idea how darts is scored).

In the first Month, Joe played 10 games and scored 50 points in each of them for an average of 50 points in the first month. Bob played 1 game and scored 49 points for an average of 49. Joe wins 50 to 49.

In the second month, Joe played 1 game and scored 100 points for an average of 100 points. Bob played 100 games and scored 99 points for an average of 99 points. Joe wins 100 to 99.

Overall however, Joe played 11 games and scored 600 points for an average of 54.5 points. Bob played 101 games and scored 9949 points for an average of 98.5 points. Bob wins 98.5 to 54.5.

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
In that case here's a scenario that would work (keep in mind I have no idea how darts is scored).

In the first Month, Joe played 10 games and scored 50 points in each of them for an average of 50 points in the first month. Bob played 1 game and scored 49 points for an average of 49. Joe wins 50 to 49.

In the second month, Joe played 1 game and scored 100 points for an average of 100 points. Bob played 100 games and scored 99 points for an average of 99 points. Joe wins 100 to 99.

Overall however, Joe played 11 games and scored 600 points for an average of 54.5 points. Bob played 101 games and scored 9949 points for an average of 98.5 points. Bob wins 98.5 to 54.5.

Mui bien.

That's the correct answer.
now, wasn't that fun?!

NetRodent · 02-15-2003, 01:35 PM

I love word puzzles and other mind games.

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by chupacabra

gothweb, good man..! the way i always heard it was a spear through her chest, but same/same to me. btw, that super pale girl you posted in the fine-ass thread made my day pretty much..!

I love those jokes....

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?

or

How do you make a dead baby float?

Glad you like the photos. That's pretty much why I do what I do...

Muff · 02-15-2003, 01:52 PM

HERE'S ONE

There are two rooms... In the first room there is 3 light switches with a door that leads to the second room. In the second room there is 3 light bulbs.

In the first room each light switch controls one light bulb in the second room. The light switches and bulbs are random.

Being able to go into either room ONLY once how can you figure out which light switch controls which lightbulb?

NetRodent · 02-15-2003, 02:27 PM

I assume you cannot see what is going on in the room with the lights from the room with the switches?

Jakke PNG · 02-15-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
I assume you cannot see what is going on in the room with the lights from the room with the switches?

That would make a pretty bad riddle. -> Just look.

lol

whee · 02-15-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
In that case here's a scenario that would work (keep in mind I have no idea how darts is scored).

In the first Month, Joe played 10 games and scored 50 points in each of them for an average of 50 points in the first month. Bob played 1 game and scored 49 points for an average of 49. Joe wins 50 to 49.

In the second month, Joe played 1 game and scored 100 points for an average of 100 points. Bob played 100 games and scored 99 points for an average of 99 points. Joe wins 100 to 99.

Overall however, Joe played 11 games and scored 600 points for an average of 54.5 points. Bob played 101 games and scored 9949 points for an average of 98.5 points. Bob wins 98.5 to 54.5.

NONSENS....

whee · 02-15-2003, 07:00 PM

Here's a real hard one...

What is three meters in length, and smell of pee ?

dacash · 02-15-2003, 07:41 PM

HE MAKES 8 CIGARETTES!

Because takes 7 stubs to make a cigarette

so 49 stubs will be 7 cigarette, BUT big smoking 7 cigareetes he ends up with 7 FUCKING STUBS so he can make another one...

SO 8 fucking cigarettes!

whee · 02-16-2003, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muff
HERE'S ONE

There are two rooms... In the first room there is 3 light switches with a door that leads to the second room. In the second room there is 3 light bulbs.

In the first room each light switch controls one light bulb in the second room. The light switches and bulbs are random.

Being able to go into either room ONLY once how can you figure out which light switch controls which lightbulb?

Ok I think I figured, he begins in the room with the switches. He turn one bulb on for 5 mins. Turn it off again, then turn another bulb on for 5 mins. Goes to the second room, feel the heat on the bulbs and figure the belonging switches this way?

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?

I wanna know.

Answer to the chicken,
Chicken over,
empty back,
wolf over,
chicken back,
meal over,
empty back,
then chicken over ??

and...

YES IT'S 8 CIGARETTES!

RedShoe · 02-16-2003, 05:09 AM

2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.

NetRodent · 02-16-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.

1) Which ever one is smoking the cigarette...

2) Cut the table in half, use the two halves to make a "whole" and jump out.

NetRodent · 02-16-2003, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee

NONSENS....

What's your problem?

Quote:

Originally posted by whee

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of live babies?

I wanna know.

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Carrie · 02-16-2003, 08:32 PM

Tylenol, anyone?

Carrie · 02-16-2003, 08:51 PM

This is more like it...

chupacabra · 02-16-2003, 08:55 PM

Quote:

How do you make a dead baby float?

two scoops of icecream, two scoops of dead baby..!

btw, Ian... you are quite the photographer..!

fnet · 02-16-2003, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
2 riddles.

One is age-old.
1) Which came first the chicken or the egg.

2) You are in a sealed room. No windows. One door welded shut behind you. Not that it matters, but just to paint the picture for you... the room is 10' wide, 10' long, and 10' high, and has a single light buld for you to see. Inside this room is a table and a handsaw. How do you get out.

hint: It's a lame play on words.

1) The rooster.

2) Just make a door.

UnseenWorld · 02-16-2003, 11:27 PM

Here's one:

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

UnseenWorld · 02-16-2003, 11:27 PM

Answer:

The oyster shucker shucks between fits.

02-15-2003, 12:35 PM	#51
whee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: http://www.nightstation.com Posts: 1,375	Ok, last riddle from me this eve... I know a drifter.... He smokes used cigarettes! When he collects 7 cigaretstumps, he can make them together as one, and smoke a whole one. One day, he collects 49 stumps. How many whole cigarettes can he smoke? <br><br> __________________ http://www.nightstation.com

02-15-2003, 12:48 PM	#52
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Let me make a small riddle of my own here. Joe and bob are enthuastic dart players. They decide to make a bet. They wanna measure which of the 2 is a better darts player. But since they live in different places and cannot meet regularly they decide to throw the darts in a local pub. The pubkeeper will keep records. The competition would last 2 months. When the first month is over Joe and Bob go to the pubkeeper and ask which of them has a better average on the throws for the first month. Joe is the winner with a better average. They continue into the second month. When the month is over Joe and Bob meet at the bar again and ask which of the 2 has a better average, and is a winner for the second month. Joe again has a better average. So he's declared as the winner. As Joe and Bob are leaving the pubkeeper stops them and says that Joe didn't win after all. When the 2 months are counted together Bob has a better average, and should be declared winner. Is this possible, or is the pubkeeper just drunk? If it is, how? edit: misleading typo. __________________ ..and I'm off. Last edited by Jakke PNG; 02-15-2003 at 01:08 PM..

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whee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: http://www.nightstation.com Posts: 1,375	Hey! Not a decient shot? __________________ http://www.nightstation.com

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	My riddle too hard? Can't find the answer in google? No surprise there.. I made the riddle up. It still is possible. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	ok, got one for everyone... What's black and white, and has trouble getting through revolving doors..?

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	To make it easier.. the answer lies within the word 'average' __________________ ..and I'm off.

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02-15-2003, 01:23 PM	#76
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	In that case here's a scenario that would work (keep in mind I have no idea how darts is scored). In the first Month, Joe played 10 games and scored 50 points in each of them for an average of 50 points in the first month. Bob played 1 game and scored 49 points for an average of 49. Joe wins 50 to 49. In the second month, Joe played 1 game and scored 100 points for an average of 100 points. Bob played 100 games and scored 99 points for an average of 99 points. Joe wins 100 to 99. Overall however, Joe played 11 games and scored 600 points for an average of 54.5 points. Bob played 101 games and scored 9949 points for an average of 98.5 points. Bob wins 98.5 to 54.5. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

02-15-2003, 01:35 PM	#78
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	I love word puzzles and other mind games. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

02-15-2003, 01:52 PM	#80
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	HERE'S ONE There are two rooms... In the first room there is 3 light switches with a door that leads to the second room. In the second room there is 3 light bulbs. In the first room each light switch controls one light bulb in the second room. The light switches and bulbs are random. Being able to go into either room ONLY once how can you figure out which light switch controls which lightbulb?

02-15-2003, 02:27 PM	#81
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	I assume you cannot see what is going on in the room with the lights from the room with the switches? __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

02-15-2003, 07:00 PM	#84
whee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: http://www.nightstation.com Posts: 1,375	Here's a real hard one... What is three meters in length, and smell of pee ? <br><br> __________________ http://www.nightstation.com

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dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	HE MAKES 8 CIGARETTES! Because takes 7 stubs to make a cigarette so 49 stubs will be 7 cigarette, BUT big smoking 7 cigareetes he ends up with 7 FUCKING STUBS so he can make another one... SO 8 fucking cigarettes! __________________ ____________ Marc

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