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Old 10-12-2012, 08:56 AM   #1
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:00 AM   #2
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:03 AM   #4
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Your dog needs a life-saving operation.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:06 AM   #5
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Your dog needs a life-saving operation.
There's a lot of that on mygirlfund.com....

That and "I was in a car accident and I need money to get my car fixed so I can get to work..."
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:07 AM   #6
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There's a lot of that on mygirlfund.com....
Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.
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Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.
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Your server is down so thousand of people can't wank and will resort to robbing newsstands of old Playboy magazines resulting in jail over crowding and higher taxes for everybody.

Must get server back up.
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Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.
omg that's funny! his dog named butch wants to become becky!

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Old 10-12-2012, 09:36 AM   #13
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Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.
my dog needs gender reassignment???
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how much?
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:38 AM   #15
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Must get server back up.
and this: I need $4 paypal for $4.20 paxum
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got any great ones? I could use a few bucks...
You live in Canada and your kid has a brain tumor and you need to travel to the US to get proper medical treatment. Worked on here before.
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You don't even need a story. Meh... can't post links. Just google Craig Rowin he got a million just by asking.
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You don't even need a story. Meh... can't post links. Just google Craig Rowin he got a million just by asking.
He didn't even have a revolutionary and ground-breaking way of selling porn?
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