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Old 02-27-2013, 11:14 AM   #1
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My GF got a gift of special liquorice from a lesbian

Naturally I told her that's cause the lesbian wants to eat her pussy... apparently she's an old lesbian (50+), so she must be looking for some younger pussy.

I'm right... right? Why else would she give her gifts.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:16 AM   #2
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Better question, will she let her do it ??
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:19 AM   #3
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Better question, will she let her do it ??
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Me: That's because she wants to eat your pussy.
Her: Ewwww she's like 50 years old.
Me: So that just means she wants younger pussy.
Her: *kicks me*


I think no....
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:23 AM   #4
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i think you're right. my wife gets hit on by women all the time and she acts like she didn't notice it. had a lesbo sales clerk tell her to "lay down and spread out" just a week ago while bed shopping for my daughter...
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:24 AM   #5
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had a lesbo sales clerk tell her to "lay down and spread out" just a week ago while bed shopping for my daughter...
Aw man, I would not have been able to keep a straight face if that happened
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:27 AM   #6
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Me: That's because she wants to eat your pussy.
Her: Ewwww she's like 50 years old.
Me: So that just means she wants younger pussy.
Her: *kicks me*


I think no....
This line says: Maybe...

If she was in her 20's it might not be so far fetched to her.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:29 AM   #7
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Was it black licorice? Maybe she just likes the Sambuca smelling snatch.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:42 AM   #8
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This line says: Maybe...

If she was in her 20's it might not be so far fetched to her.
Ah, I need to get a girl in her 20ies to hit on her then hahaha
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