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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-08-2012, 03:53 PM

Calling all GFY inventors - have you ever invented anything?

Well...have you?!?

If so, share your great discovery here...

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borked · 12-08-2012, 04:35 PM

Yup, when I was in 6th form (17-18 yrs for non UK people), my physics project was to come up with something useful for society... my porject detailed a car sensor (front) that worked on sonar and worked for two purposes - primary purpose was to judge the distance between your car and the car in front and adjust your speed to maintain a safe driving distance and the second was to aid in parking based on the same physics/concept
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I got a 1st in the marking and it was back in 1987. My A-level books that I have stored in the loft prove prior knowledge if I could ever be arsed to sue mercedes (I think that marketed this idea in 92 or thereabouts).

Voila.

Apart from that, I am always inventing, like today a way to get the most crooked christmas tree on earth to stand vertical.
It is now vertical and beautiful in my lounge.

And the kids love it.

fatfoo · 12-08-2012, 04:38 PM

They can't invent anything new. They will just copy other people.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-08-2012, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

They can't invent anything new. They will just copy other people.

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wehateporn · 12-08-2012, 07:07 PM

Only some terms for YouTube videos, I posted them up in 2007/2008 for some traffic, they got millions of views, now the terms I've used are very common...but nobody would ever believe it

Cyber Fucker · 12-08-2012, 07:11 PM

I think I have a few inventions there but I won't share, sorry but no, they are not ready yet to be shared with the mankind

DTK · 12-08-2012, 07:16 PM

I invented the question mark.

VIXEN ESCORTS · 12-08-2012, 07:30 PM

When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.

Struggle4Bucks · 12-08-2012, 08:19 PM

I invented a 5.92%bounce-rate-website!

DTK · 12-08-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DTK

I invented the question mark.

Come on, somebody has to get the reference

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-08-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DTK

Come on, somebody has to get the reference

It's quite inconsequential really...where do I begin:

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SilentKnight · 12-08-2012, 08:39 PM

In Canada, genius does what it must:

seeandsee · 12-08-2012, 09:07 PM

I invented JumperRemover to remove jumpers from HD :D

DTK · 12-08-2012, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

It's quite inconsequential really...where do I begin:

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good knowledge ADG

ps. chestnuts are lazy

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-08-2012, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DTK

good knowledge ADG

ps. chestnuts are lazy

AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts...

Everybody must be on their meds this year, 'cuz aside from the conspiracy kooks, most of the bipolar bunch have been relatively quiet this year.

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DTK · 12-08-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts...

YUCKY PICTURE DELETED

Everybody must be on their meds this year, 'cuz aside from the conspiracy kooks, most of the bipolar bunch have been relatively quiet this year.

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{Dr Evil} That's Just Gross {/Dr Evil}

edgeprod · 12-08-2012, 10:44 PM

Sure, plenty of stuff. Here's a fun one:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=690834

Tofu · 12-08-2012, 11:54 PM

I wouldn't say I 'invented' it, but I was the first to have an internet radio station/podcast based solely on BBWS and the subculture.

brassmonkey · 12-09-2012, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts...

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that still is funny!

i invented a few things

Double trouble · 12-09-2012, 12:15 AM

I invented AlienQ

JamesM · 12-09-2012, 12:33 AM

i wouldnt say invented but discovered a few things , which nobody knows yet.

RyuLion · 12-09-2012, 12:55 AM

Need I say more?

Ad-Min · 12-09-2012, 09:34 AM

yes,the Ex Gf niche!

fitzmulti · 12-09-2012, 09:41 AM

Yep...but since it was for a company I worked for, the NDA keeps me from saying, because now it is "theirs".
But I got the Benjamins for it back then, and that's all that matters!

DatePoster · 12-09-2012, 10:47 AM

I invented swag

_Richard_ · 12-09-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Twerk Tube

I invented swag

you're a middle class rapper singing about what's wrong with society?

DatePoster · 12-09-2012, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

you're a middle class rapper singing about what's wrong with society?

Yes. Yes I am

CamKing · 12-09-2012, 01:56 PM

i like poo

pornmasta · 12-09-2012, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Need I say more?

you scare me

MaDalton · 12-09-2012, 03:57 PM

i invented procrastination

CyberHustler · 12-09-2012, 06:05 PM

I invented "PenusFlogger" and it's variant "PenisFlogger"

Seriously...

lucas131 · 12-09-2012, 06:32 PM

i work i dont have time to invent anything

livexxx · 12-09-2012, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DTK

I invented the question mark.

You merely deconstructed the Interrobang

Webmaster Advertising · 12-09-2012, 07:31 PM

Didnt some guy on GFY invent a frisbee a few years back? Anyone remember that?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-09-2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Webmaster Advertising

Didn't some guy on GFY invent a frisbee a few years back? Anyone remember that?

Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.

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Walter Fredick "Fred" Morrison (January 23, 1920 ? February 9, 2010) was an American inventor and entrepreneur, best known as the inventor of the Frisbee.

In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).

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bronco67 · 12-09-2012, 10:44 PM

I invented the perfect technique for washing my asshole after a nasty Mexican dinner shit. I'm keeping it for myself.

MaDalton · 12-10-2012, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.

In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).

ADG

nah, if you watched M*A*S*H you would know that Max Klinger invented the frisbee

suesheboy · 12-10-2012, 08:18 AM

Invented? Yes. patents, trademarks, contracts and copy writes didn't mean shit to the Chinese who stole my molds and sold it without me.

NatalieK · 12-10-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VIXEN ESCORTS

When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.

Atvod has left a few British online sites in cr*p

How are you mate?

lucas131 · 12-10-2012, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

Atvod has left a few British online sites in cr*p

How are you mate?

have you just invented censored crap word?

NatalieK · 12-10-2012, 12:33 PM

A friend of my fathers invented a flashing lolly pop stick. Very high in safety, it was even shown on "Tomorrows world". However, it was not licensed & the government didn't take it up. I reckon many accidents would have been saved over the years considering school children leave the UK in the dark through the winter months

NatalieK · 12-10-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lucas131

have you just invented censored crap word?

I do use it censored a lot! Hadn't noticed, must be used to doing it

JFK · 12-10-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i invented procrastination

I'll get back to this later

bhutocracy · 12-10-2012, 06:43 PM

I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-10-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy

I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.

Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...

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Lykos · 12-11-2012, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...

This one rocks

John-ACWM · 12-11-2012, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-11-2012, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

My reaction when I saw that picture...

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DirtyDanza · 12-16-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...

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Love the plug but I can't take all the credit... It was a Co-Invention venture with a friend of mine.... Good Times

Warren · 12-16-2012, 12:48 PM

Yes "floating soap" worked on it for a while, but gave up to work on my line of dog sunglasses, so the idea never gained legs and just sank

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borked Totally Borked Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,284	Yup, when I was in 6th form (17-18 yrs for non UK people), my physics project was to come up with something useful for society... my porject detailed a car sensor (front) that worked on sonar and worked for two purposes - primary purpose was to judge the distance between your car and the car in front and adjust your speed to maintain a safe driving distance and the second was to aid in parking based on the same physics/concept . I got a 1st in the marking and it was back in 1987. My A-level books that I have stored in the loft prove prior knowledge if I could ever be arsed to sue mercedes (I think that marketed this idea in 92 or thereabouts). Voila. Apart from that, I am always inventing, like today a way to get the most crooked christmas tree on earth to stand vertical. It is now vertical and beautiful in my lounge. And the kids love it. __________________ For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com (consider figuring out the email as test #1) All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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