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CurrentlySober · 12-20-2012, 09:45 AM

A pal came around earlier on, with his seven year old daughter in tow...

I just spent the most delightful half hour with her, where she informed all about santa, and how she watches him on http://www.noradsanta.org/ but she has to go to bed when he reaches Germany !

Completely believes in Santa 100% and it was a really nice half hour!

I know this isn't the usual sort of post I make, but it was really sweet... I'm gonna go out tomorrow and buy her a gift, but sign it from Santa - Not from me... I'll tell her he left it at my house by mistake !

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sperbonzo · 12-20-2012, 09:46 AM

There is no poo in this story.....

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CurrentlySober · 12-20-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

There is no poo in this story.....

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Sorry.. Addendum - She shat herself... Happy?

pornguy · 12-20-2012, 09:50 AM

My son still believes.

Did a letter and everything.

CurrentlySober · 12-20-2012, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

My son still believes.

Did a letter and everything.

Did you burn it in the fireplace, so it went up the chimney, or are the traditions different where you are?

sperbonzo · 12-20-2012, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Sorry.. Addendum - She shat herself... Happy?

Now THAT's a real Christmas story!!!

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LAJ · 12-20-2012, 10:03 AM

Dude I really hope to meet up with you one of these days lol... seriously.

Scott McD · 12-20-2012, 10:12 AM

It's gonna be a pissser when she finds out the adults were lying to her all along...

Sid70 · 12-20-2012, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

My son still believes.

Did a letter and everything.

Penny24Seven · 12-20-2012, 10:41 AM

don't say santa left it there or she will think he is a dumbass that cannot read lol, break in and eat their cookies & milk and put it under the tree like a normal would do

Spunky · 12-20-2012, 10:44 AM

She will kick you in the sack when she finds out you were lying to her

DamianJ · 12-20-2012, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

don't say santa left it there or she will think he is a dumbass that cannot read lol, break in and eat their cookies & milk and shit on her bed like a normal would do

Fixed that for ya.

Penny24Seven · 12-20-2012, 11:08 AM

HAHAHA DamianJ I was going to say shit in the toliet and do not flash but that is even better. CS I have enjoyed your posts the last couple weeks since they are not I like poo or I cunt afford a paul markham. Keep up the good shit ha

ottopottomouse · 12-20-2012, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I know this isn't the usual sort of post I make, but it was really sweet... I'm gonna go out tomorrow and buy her a gift, but sign it from Santa - Not from me... I'll tell her he left it at my house by mistake !

nice

spazlabz · 12-20-2012, 12:06 PM

when my oldest son was about 6 or 7, I dont remember which, he used to go to the golf course I was a greens-keeper at and roll golf balls into the holes on the practice green. This was early in the morning on the weekends when I didnt have much to do and their were no golfers on the course. (TPC Sawgrass)

That Christmas we went to his grandparents house on Christmas Eve for dinner and when we got back home there was a brand new putter sized just for him from Santa. He is 23 now, has given up trying to figure out how it got there and still remembers that night as one of his favorites from his childhood.

His expression when he saw it was remarkable... some kid at school had told him Santa did not exist but right then his faith had been restored and his expression was full of wonder and joy.

I dont know how he found out that there was no Santa but he never seemed to care that adults had mislead him

Currently Sober, I am glad you got to experience the innocence of a child dreaming of Saint Nick

CurrentlySober · 12-20-2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Dude I really hope to meet up with you one of these days lol... seriously.

We may well have met already - I was at all the main shows in the US, from 2000 / 2007

Plus quite a few of the more 'chosen' partys...

Got deported in 2007 though, but in 2018, I'll be in VEGAS BABY!

CurrentlySober · 12-20-2012, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

It's gonna be a pissser when she finds out the adults were lying to her all along...

Yeah, but its the GOOD lying, isn't it ?

LAJ · 12-20-2012, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

We may well have met already - I was at all the main shows in the US, from 2000 / 2007

Plus quite a few of the more 'chosen' partys...

Got deported in 2007 though, but in 2018, I'll be in VEGAS BABY!

No SHIT?!?!

(see what I did there?)

Hmmm... I just dont think we crossed paths...

BladeZ · 12-20-2012, 03:29 PM

Nothing beats spending some time with the innocence of a child.

CurrentlySober · 12-20-2012, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

No SHIT?!?!

(see what I did there?)

Hmmm... I just dont think we crossed paths...

Well, I guarantee you, (provided I get visa clearance) that if you are at a major show in 2018, I will seek you out, walk up, and *shake your hand

* = you may well want to wash your hand afterwards, but I'm not one to judge...

Killswitch · 12-20-2012, 05:10 PM

Nice, my niece and nephew's piece of shit father told them santa wasn't real and to stop believing in worthless shit.

They're 7 and 9. I want to strangle the piss out of him.

DWB · 12-20-2012, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

There is no poo in this story.....

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That is the gift Santa will be leaving at his house for her.

Dead · 12-20-2012, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Nice, my niece and nephew's piece of shit father told them santa wasn't real and to stop believing in worthless shit.

They're 7 and 9. I want to strangle the piss out of him.

Truth of this should be learned by peers not parents.

CS take the high road and never look back, unless you are just a bit curious as to the end result of yesterdays,,,,

John-ACWM · 12-21-2012, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Sorry.. Addendum - She shat herself... Happy?

LAJ · 12-21-2012, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Well, I guarantee you, (provided I get visa clearance) that if you are at a major show in 2018, I will seek you out, walk up, and *shake your hand

* = you may well want to wash your hand afterwards, but I'm not one to judge...

LOL... I've actually seen quite a few people in this biz leave public restrooms without washing their hands.

CurrentlySober · 12-21-2012, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

LOL... I've actually seen quite a few people in this biz leave public restrooms without washing their hands.

Yeah, like I actually use an actual 'restroom' lol

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Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	don't say santa left it there or she will think he is a dumbass that cannot read lol, break in and eat their cookies & milk and put it under the tree like a normal would do __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	HAHAHA DamianJ I was going to say shit in the toliet and do not flash but that is even better. CS I have enjoyed your posts the last couple weeks since they are not I like poo or I cunt afford a paul markham. Keep up the good shit ha __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	when my oldest son was about 6 or 7, I dont remember which, he used to go to the golf course I was a greens-keeper at and roll golf balls into the holes on the practice green. This was early in the morning on the weekends when I didnt have much to do and their were no golfers on the course. (TPC Sawgrass) That Christmas we went to his grandparents house on Christmas Eve for dinner and when we got back home there was a brand new putter sized just for him from Santa. He is 23 now, has given up trying to figure out how it got there and still remembers that night as one of his favorites from his childhood. His expression when he saw it was remarkable... some kid at school had told him Santa did not exist but right then his faith had been restored and his expression was full of wonder and joy. I dont know how he found out that there was no Santa but he never seemed to care that adults had mislead him Currently Sober, I am glad you got to experience the innocence of a child dreaming of Saint Nick

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Killswitch 👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,364	Nice, my niece and nephew's piece of shit father told them santa wasn't real and to stop believing in worthless shit. They're 7 and 9. I want to strangle the piss out of him. __________________