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[edgeprod]

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[shake]

I've been thinking about starting a TGP 2.0, what do you think?

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by shake

I've been thinking about starting a TGP 2.0, what do you think?

This is an excellent idea. I would suggest you immediately secure a free host, who will serve your pages without cost, in exchange for showing banners on your site. You might also consider leasing a domain name from a sponsor, rather than purchasing your own.

Don't forget to set up PayPal billing and Google AdSense on any pages with scat, piss, or beastiality.

Make sure you update us on how it goes!

[Killswitch]

I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.

[BIGTYMER]

Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?

[TheSquealer]

Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?

[Choopa Phil]

I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?

[TheSquealer]

Followup question..

Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?

[seeandsee]

finally, real stuff how to make millions

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by Killswitch

I haven't gotten an email from our friend PenisFlogger in a long time, do you think he gave up, or even worse... An hero'd? I'm worried about the Beaver.

Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Is it true that the moon is made of cheese?

Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Why do you believe you are so insecure that you feel the need to attempt to seek validation in creating threads on a forum where you've where you've positioned yourself as the expert and where any response or question by another is an inadvertent and tacit admission of not being an expert as well as everything else that's implied (i.e. having far less value than yourself, being less capable, being less intelligent, being less business savvy etc)?

I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

I wanna be just like Edgeprod...how does one go about this to become just like you?

The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Followup question..

Why is it that the self proclaimed great designers and programmers are the ones that most often have "openings in their schedule and are looking to take on new clients" when those who are widely agreed to be good, never talk about their programming or design work and are constantly overloaded with work?

Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.

Will this be a chapter in your eBook?

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by seeandsee

finally, real stuff how to make millions

Making millions in quite simple, on the surface. The average male's testicles produce "millions" of sperm cells, quite often.

[SilentKnight]

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

philistinism

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by Monotony

philistinism

Much of the "bottom 90%" of GFY, sadly.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Rather than worry about PenisFlogger over the Internet, you should book a ticket to his third-world shit hole and fly there post-haste. Upon arrival, you should ask him to give his honest evaluation of your penis, and take things from there.




Absolutely not. The moon has been proven to be a reflection of the sun's light, similar to how a flashlight would reflect on a pane of window glass. Any suggestion that a large rock actually hangs above the planet Earth would be laughed at by a serious scientist, who would simply point out that no string has yet been found which would hold the "moon" to the planet.




I believe you should use more of your time to formulate questions of this nature, which make you seem incredibly intelligent. Perhaps you would also consider writing a brief eBook on the topic.




The first and more important factor is to neglect personal hygiene. You should also stop lifting weights, and work on avoiding the sun. Once this process has been completed, you should close your head in a door repeatedly until you can do little more than stare at a monitor and drool.




Probably because GFY trolls neglect to realize that posting for new clients once every few years isn't "often," and being exclusive to one client for many years while turning down new work often leads to fewer inquiries, unless new clients know you are available.

Will this be a chapter in your eBook?

Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by JFK

Did someone say the Magic word? eBook ??

There's a definite market for his .. er ... not-quite-in-touch-with-the-facts perspective.

[CaptainHowdy]

Favourite wine??

[Choopa Phil]

Hahaha! Ive been avidly avoiding the weights since the holidays rolled around. Replaced all protein shakes with italian cookies and brownies

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Favourite wine??

I usually choose my wine based on the graphics on the box. I'm partial to boxes with easy-pour spigots, as well. Usually, I go for any wine that can be purchased by the gallon at a discount.

[SilentKnight]

We're thinking of creating a new payment processing service - but we're stuck on coming up with a really good name for it?

Does iBill sound catchy?

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hahaha! Ive been avidly avoiding the weights since the holidays rolled around. Replaced all protein shakes with italian cookies and brownies

This is an excellent first step. Now, ensure that all of your sparring partners are no larger than 170 lbs, giving you a ridiculous sense of superiority that will spell disaster in the heavyweight division. You're halfway there; hit the buffet as a reward!

I suggest as an immediate goal to promptly find all of the weight you lost in 2012.

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

We're thinking of creating a new payment processing service - but we're stuck on coming up with a really good name for it?

Does iBill sound catchy?

Verified Mallick-Bill Porte.

[Kaliphornia]

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Come one, come all. Let Uncle Edgeprod solve your life's problems. Now dispensing really shitty advice in this thread, on the topics of affiliate marketing, traffic generation, new years resolutions, food, wine, and much more! Ask away!

Why does my life totally suck?

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by Kaliphornia

Why does my life totally suck?

This is likely due to a lack of hardcore drugs in your daily life. Might I suggest sampling a variety of likely candidates, and then picking your top three to get hooked on?

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by edgeprod

This is likely due to a lack of hardcore drugs in your daily life. Might I suggest sampling a variety of likely candidates, and then picking your top three to get hooked on?

I recommend pcp soaked meth

[BIGTYMER]

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

Sure. Where the fuck is your God now?

[lezinterracial]

While fapping on chaturbate, I get no tips. Everybody makes fun of my penis size and fap rash. Do you have any suggestions for a realistic prosthetic?

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by lezinterracial

While fapping on chaturbate, I get no tips. Everybody makes fun of my penis size and fap rash. Do you have any suggestions for a realistic prosthetic?

I typically use my boyfriend's penis. He sticks it between my legs so it looks like mine.

[sandman!]

[Tofu]

Often asked by VenusBlogger:

How the hell do you convert cams?

[lezinterracial]

Originally Posted by edgeprod

I typically use my boyfriend's penis. He sticks it between my legs so it looks like mine.

That will work!

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by Tofu

How the hell do you convert cams?

Clearly, the most effective method of learning to convert cams is to accuse everyone who tries to help you of being a scammer, scumbag, or other term of endearment. This will make them want to go out of their way to help you.

[24/7 Blogging Crew]

How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?

[Nookster]

Fucking love it!!! Keep them coming!

[johnnyloadproductions]

I can tell that internally you are a bit condescending of the average person, but if you ever feel up to it I do feel that you could move up just beyond open mike night.

I've done sketches in front of 200+ people before, freakin' famous I am!

...but I'm guessing it's not worth the effort.

[Farang]

Share some good productivity tips, thanks.

[edgeprod]

Originally Posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew

How do you fuck a fat bitch that wants to be on top?

Affix razorblades to her fat rolls, so that as she crushes you, she will also open small wounds. This blood can then trickle down to your crotch, providing further lubrication.

Protip: your broken ribs may enable you to self-fellate in the future.

Originally Posted by Farang

Share some good productivity tips, thanks.

To eliminate distractions, you should unplug your computer and monitor. This will increase your productivity ten-fold.