How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? - GoFuckYourself.com

Webmaster Advertising · 01-09-2013, 02:42 PM

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 admin to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

1 Paul Markham who claims was in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct way of lighting a room on a budget while shooting content for magazines.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 postbots to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Rochard · 01-09-2013, 02:44 PM

Holy shit that's classic.

Fat Panda · 01-09-2013, 02:46 PM

youve got far too much time on your hands

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-09-2013, 02:52 PM

ADG

kurtov · 01-09-2013, 02:55 PM

There should be a joke section to this forum, and this post should be moved to there.

Bryan G · 01-09-2013, 02:56 PM

Amazing!!! Lmao!

Phoenix · 01-09-2013, 03:00 PM

oh shit someone stole all the lightbulbs
hey look free drinks

Farang · 01-09-2013, 03:02 PM

Sounds about right haha

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2013, 03:15 PM

10 people who post meaningless fucking gif image thinking they are funny when it has nothing to do with the thread at all

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2013, 03:16 PM

1/3 back in the day could have done it with that many since it was so easy

Axel_Crak · 01-09-2013, 03:18 PM

Lightbulbs peoples are SCAMMERS like cams peoples...

spiederman · 01-09-2013, 03:29 PM

you forgot 3 sponsors that claim to have the highest pay per lightbulb

kristin · 01-09-2013, 03:30 PM

This is awesome.

Juicy D. Links · 01-09-2013, 04:00 PM

seeandsee · 01-09-2013, 04:03 PM

lol i cant afford lightbulb :D

prezzz · 01-09-2013, 04:18 PM

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ilnjscb · 01-09-2013, 04:41 PM

2 people to post "Yeah, you scamming cocknozzle! Ask Kevin how you stole my lightbulb after the '97 convention and then took a shit on it!"

wehateporn · 01-09-2013, 04:46 PM

ilnjscb · 01-09-2013, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

10 people who post meaningless fucking gif image thinking they are funny when it has nothing to do with the thread at all

Jman · 01-09-2013, 04:51 PM

You forgot

1 to take a pic of the lightbulb, watermark and then post about how he spent a cool weekend taking pics of a guy changing a light bulb ;)

L-Pink · 01-09-2013, 04:55 PM

My light bulb was user uploaded.

prezzz · 01-09-2013, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

My light bulb was user uploaded.

TisMe · 01-09-2013, 05:41 PM

Hahaha!

Missing the rogue lightbulb posts and those who announce they will pull all links to lightbulbs

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2013, 05:54 PM

lightbulbs are better in the USA

would your lightbulb last longer if you had a gun?

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2013, 05:55 PM

you just signed up to GFY so your info on lightbulbs means nothing to us

Dead · 01-09-2013, 06:04 PM

Answer 165 ;) What do I win????

CYF · 01-09-2013, 06:08 PM

2 people to post about the burned out lightbulb being a government conspiracy.

shake · 01-09-2013, 06:46 PM

There's gotta be a poo joke in there somewhere too.

ColBigBalls · 01-09-2013, 06:49 PM

First Obama takes Yer guns then he takes yer lights!!

kane · 01-09-2013, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColBigBalls

First Obama takes Yer guns then he takes yer lights!!

You beat me to it: 3 to blame the current president for the light bulb burning out.

kane · 01-09-2013, 07:40 PM

Also don't forget: 4 conspiracy theory nuts to post how if the mainstream media would report on the real hazards of light bulbs the world would see how deadly they really are, but most of us are just sheep that are too stupid to care so we will just go on using light bulbs like idiots.

kristin · 01-09-2013, 07:46 PM

This thread cracks me up.

Relentless · 01-09-2013, 07:59 PM

Brilliant

TisMe · 01-09-2013, 08:05 PM

Since you turn the lightbulb to the right to put it in and illuminate the room it must be some right wing/ Illuminati conspiracy.

But as you turn it to the left to take it out this must be a liberal plot to keep us in the dark.

JamesM · 01-09-2013, 10:28 PM

Lightbulb pulled

01-09-2013, 02:42 PM	#1
Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 1 admin to move it to the Lighting section. 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section. 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 5 to flame the spell checkers. 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp". 1 Paul Markham who claims was in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct way of lighting a room on a budget while shooting content for magazines. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum. 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum. 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty. 7 postbots to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's. 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too". 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?". 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs". 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

01-09-2013, 02:44 PM	#2
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01-09-2013, 05:41 PM	#23
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Hahaha! Missing the rogue lightbulb posts and those who announce they will pull all links to lightbulbs

01-09-2013, 05:54 PM	#24
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01-09-2013, 08:05 PM	#34
TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Since you turn the lightbulb to the right to put it in and illuminate the room it must be some right wing/ Illuminati conspiracy. But as you turn it to the left to take it out this must be a liberal plot to keep us in the dark.

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