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Old 01-18-2013, 06:57 AM   #1
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a question about condom scenes

where does the cum shot go?
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:02 AM   #2
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Into the tip of a condom 99.9% of the time
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:09 AM   #3
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The condom is supposed to break mid-scene and give her the grievous unwanted creampie.
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:09 AM   #4
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Into the tip of a condom 99.9% of the time
that's good enough for the 'buyers' then? so it's a pull out and CU on the end of the condom?
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:16 AM   #5
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The condom is supposed to break mid-scene and give her the grievous unwanted creampie.
Thats the most STUPID thing I ever read on GFY...


As if they 'Break' ?


I mean really... If they 'broke' then how on earth could they be washed and used again for the next scene???




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Old 01-18-2013, 07:43 AM   #6
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You just turn it inside out and put it on, like dirty socks
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:48 AM   #8
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neither - Hand-wash - Theres no money in porn for fancy machines these days...
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Worried about the high cost of condoms? If you are smart and shop around, you can get great deals online for perfectly good used condoms...



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You pull out ,she rips it off and you spunk in her face
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The condom is supposed to break mid-scene and give her the grievous unwanted creampie.
damn, thats not a bad idea for a reality site...
beats 95% of the other reality sites.
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Its been done. Not with a condom, but a surprise creampie has been done in fact I think the site is/was creampiesurprise

edit: yep...

http://www.creampiesurprise.com/enter.php?id=typein&p=1
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When I'm shooting a g/g scene, who wears the condom? Me?
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:34 PM   #15
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When I'm shooting a g/g scene, who wears the condom? Me?
yes in fact you do...
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:34 PM   #16
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Its been done. Not with a condom, but a surprise creampie has been done in fact I think the site is/was creampiesurprise

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http://www.creampiesurprise.com/enter.php?id=typein&p=1
last surprise cream pie got a the boy fired off my set
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:35 PM   #17
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damn, thats not a bad idea for a reality site...
beats 95% of the other reality sites.
yes but 60 scenes of it?
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Old 01-18-2013, 04:13 PM   #18
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yes but 60 scenes of it?
surfers only need to buy the membership once.
good shooter can make it variable content kind like the original milfhunter.
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Old 01-19-2013, 05:21 AM   #19
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Its been done. Not with a condom, but a surprise creampie has been done in fact I think the site is/was creampiesurprise

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http://www.creampiesurprise.com/enter.php?id=typein&p=1
Yeah, this is the ridiculous shit I'm talking about - the "creampie" scenario. Which I'm assuming started out as just, you know, regular fucking except the guy blows his load inside her, and has devolved now into a whole subgenre where the girl lets the jizz dribble out of her gaping ass into a martini glass which is on top of a plexiglass coffee table so you can shoot from below, and then drinks out of the glass. Or one of these absurdly staged “amateur” porns that reintroduces theatrical acting into the porn - a scenario where the girl repeatedly says “don’t cum inside me don’t cum inside me” and then he cums inside her, albeit holding his dick so only the very tip is in her to insure the jizz remains fully visible as the camera cuts to it oozing out before panning up to the girl’s face where she is cartoonishly slanting her eyebrows into an “angry” expression while berating him. Like, he can't just fucking cum in the girl, a natural act that people have enjoyed for thousands of years - no, it has to be her theatrically yelling “cum in my pussy you fucker” and then he pulls out so just the barest tip of his dick is still in so the most possible jizz will graphically ooze out. I mean, fuck man. I am amazed that the entire "mainstream" porn industry hasn't collapsed as a result of all the shitty fucking porn they put out.

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damn, thats not a bad idea for a reality site...
beats 95% of the other reality sites.
I got an idea for a reality site. I know this is going to sound crazy, but hear me out: How about you start a site with young, attractive people who appear to actually like each other having sex in non-gymnastic positions until he ejaculates in her? I want a porn where the chicks look like normal bar chicks except SLIGHTLY better caliber than anyone I might've pulled in the past. I want the chicks in porn to look like the kind of girls I would've fucked if I were the slightly better looking version of myself, and I was in a band. I want a chick who, while she is self-evidently a porn star, does NOT have a tattoo on her lower back, or cartoonishly fake tits, or rhinestones embedded in her fucking face, or black roots with platinum blonde tips, or not-even-trying huge fake eyelashes, or a spray-on tan and artificially bleached gaping asshole and hideous back tattoo from the tat shop?s bigass trapper keeper of generic drunk Scottsdale Arizona chick art. Who doesn't theatrically scream and talk non-stop contrived shit and get spat on while some jerkoff with a steroidally-shrunken waxed nut sack jams his foot in her asshole, after which she begs for a load on her face or whatever for the five minutes it takes him to jack off until he can cum - which no woman, once, ever in history has done for any reason except second-guessing what her douchebag boyfriend might like.

Just shoot a "creampie" scene where you have a couple fucking and then he starts going a little faster, then suddenly grabs her real hard and pushes into her while holding her in a deathgrip like a koala bear on a eucalyptus and makes a dopey face likes he?s taking a shit and then relaxes. Which is all I want to do in life, you know, just cum in a chick and then relax. But you can?t see that in porn.
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