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Beyoncé lip-synched Star Spangled Banner at inauguration
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thanks dvtimes
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Beyonce can't sing.
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What's more sad is how she was CHOSEN to sing it
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Pathetic...
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Earth shattering news...
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A public information officer for the Marine Corps told CBS News: "The Presidential Inaugural Committee (PIC) requested that the Marine Band accompany Beyonce Knowles-Carter in the performance of the Star-Spangled Banner at the 2013 Inaugural Ceremony. However, there was no opportunity for Ms. Knowles-Carter to rehearse with the Marine Band before the Inauguration so it was determined that a live performance by the band was ill-advised for such a high-profile event. Each piece of music scheduled for performance in the Inauguration is pre-recorded for use in case of freezing temperatures, equipment failure, or extenuating circumstances. Regarding Ms. Knowles-Carter's vocal performance, no one in the Marine Band is in a position to assess whether it was live or pre-recorded."
If I didn't get a chance to rehearse with the band I certainly wouldn't sing live in front of the world. |
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I know it's cliche... but this is the type of thread that definitely deserves a "so fucking what?"
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lmao - subscribe to read that online news site? Click close!
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It wasn't like the U.S. Marine Band didn't know the song and needed to rehearse it with her. Or that it's some new song that she is unfamiliar with. Fact is...the woman is like so many other "singers" these days. She can't sing. It's all studio. Now Kelly Clarkson freakin' SMOKED on her song. I'm not a fan of her little bubblegum pop music either...but that bitch can sing. Beyonce? I think she's in that Britney Spears category of girls with an image, a little vocal abitliy (very little) and a damn good producer in the studio. It's an embarrassment to have someone "sing" the national anthem at such a big event and just lip synch it. ![]() |
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![]() (I'm obviously a Beyonce fan) (Kelly Clarkson has an AMAZING voice, too) (Not 100% convinced Beyonce actually carried her own baby... so I'm not a blind rabid fan, just really like her) (You of all people should know that EVERYBODY practices with their band if it's not their regular one... everyone, for everything... probably not people that play gigs for 200 people max, but anyone with that much riding on the line risks nothing) Edit: if you want to know what happens when you fuck up the Star Spangled Banner, look no further than Roseanne. |
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She lip-synced because she can't sound decent without studio tricks. Kelly Clarkson is a better singer anyway.
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She should retire,people are tired of her shit music
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![]() "CHOSEN"!
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I know I'll be sorry I asked, but how is Obama like Hitler?
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This is from the Stern show. Apparently this turned out to be a goof some sound guy who was pissed at Beyonce made - but it's fucking hilarious!
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most artists dont really sing these days anyway. most cant.
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What else would you expect from a talentless whore like Beyonce? Whitney is dead. Beyonce is a joke.
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btw, you replied to that tranny scammer troll adultpornmasta aka SallyRand aka Marion Lynn who should just fuck off and die
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FYI You just asked a question to that tranny scammer troll adultpornmasta aka SallyRand aka Marion Lynn who should just fuck off and die
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