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crockett · 01-30-2013, 04:13 AM

You just can't make this shit up.. The Monkeys are attacking villages.. it's all over now..

A mob of wild monkeys has gone on a rampage in a village in eastern Indonesia, entering houses and attacking residents. Seven people were injured, including one who is in critical condition.

Ambo Ella, a spokesman for Sidendeng Rappang District in South Sulawesi province, says the surprise attack by about 10 monkeys happened in Toddang Pulu village.

He said Wednesday that a 16-year-old boy was badly bitten in the attack Monday and is being treated at the hospital.

He believes the troop came from a nearby forest protected by a local tribe. It's unclear why the monkeys, which are usually afraid of humans and flee when they hear human voices, emerged and attacked.

Local authorities are investigating to find out what prompted the attack, which caused panic among villagers.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...nesia-village/

Markul · 01-30-2013, 04:21 AM

Go for the eyes abu!

HushMoney · 01-30-2013, 04:22 AM

kane · 01-30-2013, 04:27 AM

A friend of mine that was in the Marines said when he was stationed in the Philipines the base had a lot of monkey's around it and they would get aggressive and attack you or throw poo and/or rocks and sticks at you. He said when it was your turn to stand watch they gave you a nightstick called the monkey be good stick that you could use to club them if they got too aggressive.

Roald · 01-30-2013, 04:34 AM

In Borneo these monkey fuckers would steal your food from your plate and would bite you if you didnt give up. 1 guy with a stick had to protect us lmao. Good times.

Mr Pheer · 01-30-2013, 05:14 AM

If the people had guns this wouldnt be happening.

AllAboutCams · 01-30-2013, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

If the people had guns this wouldnt be happening.

What happens when the monkey's get guns?

seeandsee · 01-30-2013, 05:58 AM

they will rule post nuclear world

CaptainHowdy · 01-30-2013, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by HushMoney

Ahahahahahahaha!

Markul · 01-30-2013, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

What happens when the monkey's get guns?

They shoot themselves, each other and anyone that doesn't duck

Seth Manson · 01-30-2013, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

What happens when the monkey's get guns?

I think I saw that on Netflix

crockett · 01-30-2013, 07:16 AM

Archibald_Tuttle · 01-30-2013, 07:23 AM

Cool! Soldiers can now have a challenging target to practice on.

01-30-2013, 04:13 AM	#1
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Planet of the Apes... (or Indonesia) You just can't make this shit up.. The Monkeys are attacking villages.. it's all over now.. A mob of wild monkeys has gone on a rampage in a village in eastern Indonesia, entering houses and attacking residents. Seven people were injured, including one who is in critical condition. Ambo Ella, a spokesman for Sidendeng Rappang District in South Sulawesi province, says the surprise attack by about 10 monkeys happened in Toddang Pulu village. He said Wednesday that a 16-year-old boy was badly bitten in the attack Monday and is being treated at the hospital. He believes the troop came from a nearby forest protected by a local tribe. It's unclear why the monkeys, which are usually afraid of humans and flee when they hear human voices, emerged and attacked. Local authorities are investigating to find out what prompted the attack, which caused panic among villagers. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...nesia-village/

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	A friend of mine that was in the Marines said when he was stationed in the Philipines the base had a lot of monkey's around it and they would get aggressive and attack you or throw poo and/or rocks and sticks at you. He said when it was your turn to stand watch they gave you a nightstick called the monkey be good stick that you could use to club them if they got too aggressive.

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