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Matt 26z · 02-03-2013, 08:57 PM

I can't even look at the TV. The closeup. The audio.

RyuLion · 02-03-2013, 08:58 PM

Yeap, most ads were low quality and lame..

2013 · 02-03-2013, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Yeap, most ads were low quality and lame..

I saw you in that nut ad

bronco67 · 02-03-2013, 09:25 PM

It's nice to see Superbowl ads trending toward being more sexy again. Ever since Nipplegate, 90% of the commercials involved some kind of violence -- just to keep it safe for the family viewers. Here's a guy getting smashed in the face with a canoe so you don't have to worry about those big black nipples terrorizing you again.

Horny Dude · 02-03-2013, 09:42 PM

That one was horrible. The sound effects really made it unwatchable. I think all of the Super Bowl commercials sucked.

Joshua G · 02-03-2013, 09:48 PM

i always thought CGI would make movies & commercials better, as creators could expand the limits of what they could do. instead the opposite has happened, & commercials simply try to provide trivial visual stimuli instead of selling products & their benefits to the viewer. marketing 101 has died.

bronco67 · 02-03-2013, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

i always thought CGI would make movies & commercials better, as creators could expand the limits of what they could do. instead the opposite has happened, & commercials simply try to provide trivial visual stimuli instead of selling products & their benefits to the viewer. marketing 101 has died.

Amen to that. I do CG for a living, and I noticed a long time ago that most ads are just overused CGI that has almost nothing to do with the product.

Joshua G · 02-03-2013, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Amen to that. I do CG for a living, and I noticed a long time ago that most ads are just overused CGI that has almost nothing to do with the product.

yep. if i didnt already know what godaddy doritos & budweiser sell, i would have no idea by watching their ads. so i should buy an audi, because some guy has the courage to kiss another mans girl. Audis are actually great cars, too bad there was almost no car at all in their ad. & if your gonna have kate upton in your commercial, she should be nearly naked & bouncing her tits.

CamTraffic · 02-04-2013, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I can't even look at the TV. The closeup. The audio.

He looked like a webmaster didn't he?

Katie-LifeSelector · 02-04-2013, 05:54 AM

The best Super Bowl commercials were the Old Spice - Poker Face and Irresistible! They are both brilliant!

CurrentlySober · 02-04-2013, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I can't even look at the TV..

I can't even afford a TV...

tony286 · 02-04-2013, 06:00 AM

I thought it gave alot of guys here hope. lol

Seth Manson · 02-04-2013, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

i always thought CGI would make movies & commercials better, as creators could expand the limits of what they could do. instead the opposite has happened, & commercials simply try to provide trivial visual stimuli instead of selling products & their benefits to the viewer. marketing 101 has died.

Yeah I thought the beer commercial that had the black fish swimming around the bottle and looking at the sapphire jewel thing was really good animation, but I can't remember which beer they were advertising.

bronco67 · 02-04-2013, 08:22 AM

There were some pretty decent ads this year. This one was my favorite.

Old Spice always has something funny...

I'm not religious and I don't think about farmers too much... but this was awesome.

I know the girl who produced the Calvin Klein ad, and I'm always shocked when she tells me how much those things cost. It's just a guy in his underwear. How the fuck does it cost so many millions of dollars to produce? I'm sure there's someone here who could shoot the same bullshit for a fraction of the price and it would look just as good.

VamosNicholas · 02-04-2013, 09:00 AM

I thought it was a lame year for commercials. I can't even recall a favorite commercial because none of them were memorable at all. Then the game itself was terrible until the 2nd half. Overall a mediocre super bowl year I think.

ruff · 02-04-2013, 09:02 AM

The Durex ad that was rejected by CBS was the smartest marketing move. They knew it wouldn't be shown, smart marketing got the video viral on the Internet. More eyes for absolutely no money.

Webmaster Advertising · 02-04-2013, 09:27 AM

For all the money they spent on that ad for GoDaddy, they could have just licensed the footage of LC getting butt-fucked by Lanni for a lot less and it would have had the same 'gross' factor to it.

Tofu · 02-04-2013, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

There were some pretty decent ads this year. This one was my favorite.

I agree, that was my favorite!

LAJ · 02-04-2013, 10:13 AM

65 takes for that Godaddy ad!

And you can see a hint of repulsion on the model's face after the kiss LOL.

bronco67 · 02-04-2013, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

65 takes for that Godaddy ad!

And you can see a hint of repulsion on the model's face after the kiss LOL.

I wonder if that was intentional, or the best look she could muster with her limited acting abilities.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-04-2013, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I can't even look at the TV. The closeup. The audio.

ADG

LAJ · 02-04-2013, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I wonder if that was intentional, or the best look she could muster with her limited acting abilities.

Probably both!

Definitely a decade's worth of spank material for that dude tho...

RyuLion · 02-04-2013, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

I saw you in that nut ad

I didn't see you anywhere hence your faceless..

bloggerz · 02-04-2013, 02:17 PM

That model is so hot

brassmonkey · 02-04-2013, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

I saw you in that nut ad

georgeyw · 02-04-2013, 02:24 PM

I love that ad, lucky bugger got 65 takes with his tongue down her throat! What is not to love about that?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-04-2013, 04:44 PM

Apparently the 34 year old actor, Jesse Heiman, is a high in-demand "Extra" in TV and Films:

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The name Jesse Heiman may not be as familiar as Angelina Jolie, Leonardo DiCaprio or Jennifer Aniston, but the young actor has been in more movies and TV shows than any of them.

His credits include ?The Social Network,? ?Arrested Development,? ?Old School,? ?Glee,? ?Catch Me If You Can? and ?Curb Your Enthusiasm,? but despite his numerous gigs (including uncredited roles and ?as self?), you may have never recognized Jesse, whose roles are usually as a non-speaking extra.

ADG

_Richard_ · 02-04-2013, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Apparently the 34 year old actor, Jesse Heiman, is a high in-demand "Extra" in TV and Films:

ADG

wow.

Jesse Heiman
January 23
watch for me on the super bowl 1st quarter

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jesse...938575?fref=ts

seeandsee · 02-04-2013, 05:28 PM

super bowl - ad bowl

AdultPornMasta · 02-04-2013, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

I can't even look at the TV. The closeup. The audio.

Face it.

You're just jealous!

Matt 26z · 02-04-2013, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

I don't recall the music being in the one on TV. Just the sucking sound.

Colmike9 · 02-04-2013, 06:49 PM

They should have made Danika Patrick do it...

sperbonzo · 02-05-2013, 10:26 AM

Looks like it was effective even though everybody hated it....

.http://mashable.com/2013/02/05/go-da...ay-super-bowl/

"Go Daddy Posts Biggest Sales Day in History After Super Bowl Ads Run

Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit Go Daddy's Super Bowl ads are effective.

The company on Tuesday reported that the Monday after the game was its biggest sales day in company history. The company provided Mashable with the following stats that illustrate a big increase over the comparable day in 2012:

Hosting sales jumped 45%.

Dot-com domain sales rose 40%.

New mobile customers increased by 35%.

The company added 10,000 customers in total.

Go Daddy, a Super Bowl advertiser for the past nine years, ran two ads during the game, including "Perfect Match," which featured supermodel Bar Refaeli making out with a nerdy-looking guy and "YourBigIdea.co," which showed entrepreneurs across the world coming up with ideas though only one acts fast and secures a .co domain name. created the ads.

Despite Go Daddy's success, viewers didn't seem to like the ads: "The Perfect Match" spot scored dead last in USA Today's Ad Meter."

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Toni · 02-05-2013, 12:19 PM

The commercial caused tons of social media buzz

NETSEX · 02-05-2013, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

02-03-2013, 08:57 PM	#1
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	That GoDaddy commercial is disgusting I can't even look at the TV. The closeup. The audio.

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RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,175	Yeap, most ads were low quality and lame.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

02-03-2013, 09:25 PM	#4
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	It's nice to see Superbowl ads trending toward being more sexy again. Ever since Nipplegate, 90% of the commercials involved some kind of violence -- just to keep it safe for the family viewers. Here's a guy getting smashed in the face with a canoe so you don't have to worry about those big black nipples terrorizing you again. __________________

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Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	That one was horrible. The sound effects really made it unwatchable. I think all of the Super Bowl commercials sucked. __________________

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02-03-2013, 09:48 PM	#6
Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	i always thought CGI would make movies & commercials better, as creators could expand the limits of what they could do. instead the opposite has happened, & commercials simply try to provide trivial visual stimuli instead of selling products & their benefits to the viewer. marketing 101 has died.

02-04-2013, 06:00 AM	#12
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I thought it gave alot of guys here hope. lol

02-04-2013, 08:22 AM	#14
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	There were some pretty decent ads this year. This one was my favorite. Old Spice always has something funny... I'm not religious and I don't think about farmers too much... but this was awesome. I know the girl who produced the Calvin Klein ad, and I'm always shocked when she tells me how much those things cost. It's just a guy in his underwear. How the fuck does it cost so many millions of dollars to produce? I'm sure there's someone here who could shoot the same bullshit for a fraction of the price and it would look just as good. __________________ Last edited by bronco67; 02-04-2013 at 08:31 AM..

02-04-2013, 09:00 AM	#15
VamosNicholas Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 181	I thought it was a lame year for commercials. I can't even recall a favorite commercial because none of them were memorable at all. Then the game itself was terrible until the 2nd half. Overall a mediocre super bowl year I think.

02-04-2013, 09:02 AM	#16
ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	The Durex ad that was rejected by CBS was the smartest marketing move. They knew it wouldn't be shown, smart marketing got the video viral on the Internet. More eyes for absolutely no money. __________________ CryptoFeeds

02-04-2013, 09:27 AM	#17
Webmaster Advertising So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,360	For all the money they spent on that ad for GoDaddy, they could have just licensed the footage of LC getting butt-fucked by Lanni for a lot less and it would have had the same 'gross' factor to it.

02-04-2013, 10:13 AM	#19
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02-04-2013, 02:24 PM	#26
georgeyw 58008 53773 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 9,864	I love that ad, lucky bugger got 65 takes with his tongue down her throat! What is not to love about that? __________________ TripleXPrint on Megan Fox "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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02-05-2013, 10:26 AM	#33
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,743	Looks like it was effective even though everybody hated it.... .http://mashable.com/2013/02/05/go-da...ay-super-bowl/ "Go Daddy Posts Biggest Sales Day in History After Super Bowl Ads Run Love 'em or hate 'em, you have to admit Go Daddy's Super Bowl ads are effective. The company on Tuesday reported that the Monday after the game was its biggest sales day in company history. The company provided Mashable with the following stats that illustrate a big increase over the comparable day in 2012: Hosting sales jumped 45%. Dot-com domain sales rose 40%. New mobile customers increased by 35%. The company added 10,000 customers in total. Go Daddy, a Super Bowl advertiser for the past nine years, ran two ads during the game, including "Perfect Match," which featured supermodel Bar Refaeli making out with a nerdy-looking guy and "YourBigIdea.co," which showed entrepreneurs across the world coming up with ideas though only one acts fast and secures a .co domain name. created the ads. Despite Go Daddy's success, viewers didn't seem to like the ads: "The Perfect Match" spot scored dead last in USA Today's Ad Meter." . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

02-05-2013, 12:19 PM	#34
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