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CaptainHowdy · 02-19-2013, 05:09 PM

I somehow managed to do so today ...

(In Memoriam: CurrentlySober)

2013 · 02-19-2013, 05:12 PM

no haven't shit in the bushes lately

2013 · 02-19-2013, 05:13 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-19-2013, 05:33 PM

Never stepped in my own shit, but I have stepped in doggie doo a few times, and that's precisely why I now insure all of my shoes:

Remember, those who don't know shit, are bound to step in it...

ADG

DWB · 02-19-2013, 05:33 PM

I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

Memories.

_Richard_ · 02-19-2013, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

Memories.

dear god no.

MiLo · 02-19-2013, 05:50 PM

Not anymore:

tokmansta · 02-19-2013, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I somehow managed to do so today ...

(In Memoriam: CurrentlySober)

My good sir, tell me how!

bigluv · 02-19-2013, 06:10 PM

I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

L-Pink · 02-19-2013, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bigluv

I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

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kane · 02-19-2013, 06:48 PM

Many years ago in my early 20's I went to a three day concert where you camped out and they had a ton of acts play over the course of a weekend. One afternoon several of us saw a drunk guy stagger over to the edge of the designated camping area, drop his pants, squat and start to shit. When he finished he tried reach back and wipe himself with a handful of toilet paper, stumbled and fell. He landed right in his own shit.

Why he was doing this I don't know. Had he walked a couple hundred more feet a different direction there were tons of porta-poties.

CurrentlySober · 02-20-2013, 02:34 AM

Must RESIST URGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD....

Gnnnhhhh Gnnnhhhhhh!!!!!!

Markul · 02-20-2013, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

I shit my pants once at a swingers party. Cliff notes... was in the bathroom, thought I was squeezing out a fart, shit all over myself. I was still in clothes so you can imagine the clean up. Went out and instantly had to MILFs on my knob and licking my ass. No one knew the wiser. I'm pretty sure I wrote out the full story on here somewhere.

Memories.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-20-2013, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Must RESIST URGE TO POST IN THIS THREAD....

Gnnnhhhh Gnnnhhhhhh!!!!!!

ADG

Chosen · 02-20-2013, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigluv

I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

Ringo · 02-20-2013, 04:16 AM

I like shit

Rochard · 02-20-2013, 08:10 AM

No.

But once when I was in the Marines I took a Hummvee through a dozen crappers and ran through them. Good times.

nikki99 · 02-20-2013, 08:47 AM

I did once my first time in London I end up in 2 ladies flat and I was taking losing fat pills and I was drunk and I shit myself

CaptainHowdy · 02-20-2013, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tokmansta

My good sir, tell me how!

It was in the passage between the toilet and the bidet, I kinda hurry that out and basically some shit fell on the bathroom floor and ended up stepping into it.

John-ACWM · 02-20-2013, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bigluv

I've stepped on my dick a few times though.

MiLo · 02-20-2013, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

It was in the passage between the toilet and the bidet, I kinda hurry that out and basically some shit fell on the bathroom floor and ended up stepping into it.

2013 · 02-20-2013, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

I did once my first time in London I end up in 2 ladies flat and I was taking losing fat pills and I was drunk and I shit myself

tell us more do you have a video of this

loreen · 02-20-2013, 11:38 PM

Only in India?

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Many years ago in my early 20's I went to a three day concert where you camped out and they had a ton of acts play over the course of a weekend. One afternoon several of us saw a drunk guy stagger over to the edge of the designated camping area, drop his pants, squat and start to shit. When he finished he tried reach back and wipe himself with a handful of toilet paper, stumbled and fell. He landed right in his own shit. Why he was doing this I don't know. Had he walked a couple hundred more feet a different direction there were tons of porta-poties.

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