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iampink · 03-07-2013, 12:25 PM

I had great news today and wanted to share! (sarcasm)

I had a paternity hearing today. The mother hired a private investigator to check out me and my company. The p.i. said that one of my adult sites that has over 20k visitors/day is worth $400,000.00 and generates over $500.00/day... I said they can buy it for $200,000.00!

And because I have 'porn' sites (affiliate sites) the mother thinks the child is going to be featured in one, because the site mentioned above has filthy, disgusting, underage models, that do despicable things, you know the ones you see in the main stream erotic sites (sorry to mention but MetArt, Hegre Art, Digital Desire, etc.).

It's fun to be in this business and show up in court for paternity (more sarcasm). Wish I had a video of this, what a show!

Penny24Seven · 03-07-2013, 12:34 PM

LOL fucking great! I live in sarasota county myself so maybe my sites are worth half a million also! What a grand day

Dirty F · 03-07-2013, 12:34 PM

bean-aid · 03-07-2013, 12:43 PM

Isn't *paternity* whether you are the father or not?

Do you mean a custody hearing? If so, if the child is not affected by your line of work then it is totally irrelevant. "Objection your honor, irrelevant!"

GFY Attorney AT LAw :-)

_Richard_ · 03-07-2013, 12:45 PM

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Captain Kawaii · 03-07-2013, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

- Agreed

2013 · 03-07-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

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pornmasta · 03-07-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by iampink

I had a paternity hearing today. The mother hired a private investigator to check out me and my company. The p.i. said that one of my adult sites that has over 20k visitors/day is worth $400,000.00 and generates over $500.00/day... I said they can buy it for $200,000.00!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimony

iampink · 03-07-2013, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner

Isn't *paternity* whether you are the father or not?
Do you mean a custody hearing?
GFY Attorney AT LAw :-)

Beaner, I stand corrected. It started out as paternity and now it's child support/custody. Wasn't married to the mom, so no alimony. I'm used to saying paternity.

Roald · 03-07-2013, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

Haha true

Google Expert · 03-07-2013, 01:25 PM

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RandyRandy · 03-07-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 2013

and if the hookers aren't enough get some blow

My favorite takeout combo - hookers and coke!

iampink · 03-07-2013, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

Get caught for solicitation, it's a misdemeanor, pay a fine, maybe some community service.

Get someone pregnant, you pay a fine in the extended payment plan of 18 years, and sex is not included in those payments (after the fact).

So yeah, hookers are a great idea! No wining and whining and dining - right to business!

I should have gone the hooker route, for what I pay for child support I could have spent that on a high class hooker once a week for 18 years or a crack-whore each night. Wham Bam Thank You Mam!

The Ghost · 03-07-2013, 01:46 PM

Yikes

.....

iampink · 03-07-2013, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

I live in sarasota county myself

I hear Sarasota is filled with old ladies looking for boy toys - I'm trying to find out how to sign up!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-07-2013, 02:10 PM

Thought this was a dead porn thread - nevermind...

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TheGuyWhoKnows · 03-07-2013, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by M.A+

marriage is a scam

_Richard_ · 03-07-2013, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iampink

Get caught for solicitation, it's a misdemeanor, pay a fine, maybe some community service.

Get someone pregnant, you pay a fine in the extended payment plan of 18 years, and sex is not included in those payments (after the fact).

So yeah, hookers are a great idea! No wining and whining and dining - right to business!

I should have gone the hooker route, for what I pay for child support I could have spent that on a high class hooker once a week for 18 years or a crack-whore each night. Wham Bam Thank You Mam!

well even the whole 'breeding' thing has been solved

travel to cuba, make a family happy

iampink · 03-07-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Thought this was a dead porn thread - nevermind...

ADG

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Kenny B! · 03-07-2013, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

What's the saying, you aren't paying for the sex, you're paying for them to leave afterwards

DWB · 03-07-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

If it flies, floats or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it.

Xreatix · 03-07-2013, 06:51 PM

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03-07-2013, 12:25 PM	#1
iampink Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 72	Who says porn is dead! I had great news today and wanted to share! (sarcasm) I had a paternity hearing today. The mother hired a private investigator to check out me and my company. The p.i. said that one of my adult sites that has over 20k visitors/day is worth $400,000.00 and generates over $500.00/day... I said they can buy it for $200,000.00! And because I have 'porn' sites (affiliate sites) the mother thinks the child is going to be featured in one, because the site mentioned above has filthy, disgusting, underage models, that do despicable things, you know the ones you see in the main stream erotic sites (sorry to mention but MetArt, Hegre Art, Digital Desire, etc.). It's fun to be in this business and show up in court for paternity (more sarcasm). Wish I had a video of this, what a show!

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