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Old 04-01-2013, 08:13 PM   #1
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It definitely works. Seeing women makes other women want you more.

Not only does having snatch scent on you make other women warm up to you, but when one doesn't have time for you anymore and you let another one suck you off and cook for you, then the one who had no time for you suddenly loves you and misses you SO much and all of this

It's a sick world but it keeps turning
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Old 04-01-2013, 08:15 PM   #2
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You should start blogging all your words of wisdom. Get it out there to the masses. Dont limit yourself to just this forum.
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It might be the internal thing. If you just got laid you are less desperate. Just learn to be that way all the time.
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I remember the days dating 3 chicks at the same time. One said no, so i just fucked another day time, went to see and fuck the 3rd one late night. It was awesome!
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It might be the internal thing. If you just got laid you are less desperate. Just learn to be that way all the time.
Its a biological and genetic thing. Its part of what is genetically ingrained in women. You have to make a choice to find a mate and procreate. You have to make a good choice. Life sucks, its difficult and your selection will likely determine if your genes survive or die. You have very few eggs and our brains are wired with behaviors to survive a very difficult life (doing battle, killing mammoths, fighting neighboring tribes, being under constant threat of famine etc etc).

When a man puts on a wedding ring, other women tend to be more attracted to that man because he's already been through a pretty strict vetting process and emerged in someones mind as "the best choice". Women see it like that. "oh, he's a good choice because 1-2-3 women are interested in him" and unconsciously they are more attracted. There are tons of factors at play of course, but all are rooted in similar primal behaviors... also the factor that the "good choice" is soon to be lost as he finds someone else, so there's also a constant underlying sense of urgency and the frenzy increases as it becomes clear that the male has more and more choices and more and more women are choosing him.
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It might be the internal thing. If you just got laid you are less desperate. Just learn to be that way all the time.
That helps, too. I never get desperate, ever.
The only time I ever ended up feeling desperate was when I fell into love

I don't get close to many people and have thick skin.. I have only been truly heartbroken a few times

1994 (My grandfather died)
1996 (My mother had a huge stroke)
2001 (My grandmother betrayed me in a big way)
2003 (I was heart broken two years and drunk, my first love left me and my best friend got put down for 20+)
2008 (I fell in love and she left me, I missed her kids and her a lot. I was heart broken 2-3 months and sober and ended up having a GREAT year)
2012 (I was taking care of a woman I loved dearly while she was sick- it was a long long ordeal and I was heart broken a few months when she left but sober 99%)
2012 (I was heart broken, but not because I loved a bitch, because I loved her son and miss him a lot)


But what I HAVE ALWAYS known is. If you miss someone, do NOT pursue them, it WILL push them away. I KNOW how all of this works and I always have. Same thing with financial mistakes I have made. I'm not as stupid as I act, not in terms of understanding shit. Just in terms of my actions.

Plus, I don't think it was all that stupid to allow myself to let some people get in close. I've done that A LOT less than most of you probably do. When it come to heartbreak though I done lost so many close niggaz it's like fuck YOU and YOU and YOU but I don't think I should give up on having a down ass bitch to take over the world with.

When I find her bitch will be

1. Educated
2. Honest
3. Bi
4. Down to ride
5. Fucking incredible
6. Business minded
7. Amazing

And when it come down to it yeah I've been in some bad spots but I am THE REALEST. No one is more honest or free of bullshit than I am. I admit when I am wrong, I always am open to learning and I have an amazing way of cutting the fuck through standard human bullshit.

Am I a bitch for having a heart beating in me? Maybe. Am I thin skinned and a whiny bitch? No. Well. Maybe when someone I love leaves or betrays me or dies. But fuck it at least I ain't like most fools these days with their negative attitudes and woe is me bullshit. I accept my hardships understanding that I created them. If not for the opportunity to inflict hardship upon myself, in turn there'd be no opportunity to make it how I want it.

If I ever give myself a chance I will own all of you who talk your shit. You could never stop me. People trying to stop me was always what drove me and when I'm TRYING to do something it's best to stay the FUCK out of my way if you're human.
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If I ever give myself a chance I will own all of you who talk your shit. You could never stop me. People trying to stop me was always what drove me and when I'm TRYING to do something it's best to stay the FUCK out of my way if you're human.
I've noticed that you say "if I ever" a lot. That shows lack of confidence in yourself. Start saying "when I," it will at least be a start.
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My list …

* Attractive
* Nudist
* Bi-sexual
* Enjoys motorcycles
* No or little baggage from prior life

Not necessarily in that order.

Having a father that owns a Porsche/Audi dealership is a plus.


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I've noticed that you say "if I ever" a lot. That shows lack of confidence in yourself. Start saying "when I," it will at least be a start.
There is no when I anything at this point. A lot of guys don't make it out of the spot I am in. I don't know if I will ever get my spark back, but I will never stop trying.
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* No or little baggage from prior life

Not necessarily in that order.

Having a father that owns a Porsche/Audi dealership is a plus.


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Wow I completely forgot attractive.. if you hadn't reminded me I may have ended up spending my life with some swamp thing lookin' bitch Thank you SO much
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It might be the internal thing. If you just got laid you are less desperate. Just learn to be that way all the time.
when I learned that I had more pussy then a 90 year old cat lady LOL
I didn't even realize it at first. I was with this smoking hot girl and everytime I left the house it was different. It was because I didn't care about others and it was like they were not there. Then they go out of their way to get your attention. It is stupid but it is how it goes
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when I learned that I had more pussy then a 90 year old cat lady LOL
I didn't even realize it at first. I was with this smoking hot girl and everytime I left the house it was different. It was because I didn't care about others and it was like they were not there. Then they go out of their way to get your attention. It is stupid but it is how it goes
Absolutely agreed
The less interested you are, the more they are.
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I was with my ex-gf once at the mall and holding my daughter. 2 smokin ass chicks walked in, held the door for me and were all smiles like we wanna blow you in the parking lot kinda smile. I agree hanging with a hottie attracts more hotties and apparently holding a baby works as well.
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I was with my ex-gf once at the mall and holding my daughter. 2 smokin ass chicks walked in, held the door for me and were all smiles like we wanna blow you in the parking lot kinda smile. I agree hanging with a hottie attracts more hotties and apparently holding a baby works as well.

"wanna blow you in the parking lot kinda smile" <--- I know exactly what you mean and that is awesome. Not skater boy or surfer awesome, but biblical proportions awesome.
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Having a father that owns a Porsche/Audi dealership is a plus.

Now that's some sick shit right there. Where is the dealership? How did he end up with a Porsche / Audi franchise? How long has he been in the auto sales business?
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Now that's some sick shit right there. Where is the dealership? How did he end up with a Porsche / Audi franchise? How long has he been in the auto sales business?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
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* Enjoys motorcycles
* No or little baggage from prior life

Not necessarily in that order.

Having a father that owns a Porsche/Audi dealership is a plus.


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"wanna blow you in the parking lot kinda smile" <--- I know exactly what you mean and that is awesome. Not skater boy or surfer awesome, but biblical proportions awesome.
after it was over the coversation went like this between me and the ex...

Ex: (looking pissy)
Me: what's wrong?
Ex: those girls smiling at you
Me: which girls
Ex: the ones that held the door for you
Me: oh, the hotties?
Me: they were smiling cause I was holding our daughter
Ex: they couldn't even see her as you had the blanket covering her face (winter)
Ex: (few hours of silence)

Can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday but I can remember stupid conversations from 10+ years ago.

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