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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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My perception of time has radically altered...
Since I stopped drinking ALL DAY - Every day...
Its weird cause you'd think if your permanently drunk, that time would just blur together, and when sober (and being aware of being in the 'moment') I would feel that days and weeks were longer... But I dont. Example: I have a chinese meal every friday night. Back when I was drinking, it would be friday night, and I'd feel that I had not had a chinese for ages... But tonight is Chinese night again, and it feels like the last time I had it, was about 3 days ago... Likewise, yesterday, I realised that it was a week ago, that a friend had come round with his Son, who had had a great report from school. I gave him a fiver as a reward for his effort... But again, it only seemed like a few days ago.. Its freaking weird. You may wonder if there is a point to this post... In truth, there isnt. Well, actually, there is. I was considering having a drink.... But I decided to write this post instead, while I wait for the shop to open, so I can go and buy some milk to drink instead ![]() |
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It's a proven fact... drugs and alcohol (well depressants anyways) slow down your perception of time. It's all relative. Basically, living your entire life completely baked will make you feel like you've lived twice as long as somebody that didn't.
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Troll Patrol
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Congrats on your sobriety.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Are you awake for longer periods of time so feeling like there are less days instead of an awake => drink => doze => awake => drink => doze cycle?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Fair play... Never really thought of it like that before...
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Spank Poo ! I'd be lying if I didn't admit to a couple of relapses and a few false starts... But OVERALL - Its working !
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Must be boring as fuck, always being sober.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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No body DOES care - Thats the truth...
Except for ME.. (Slightly...) If I didn't... I'd still be killing myself every day ![]() As it stands I'm only killing myself once a month or so... ![]() |
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So Fucking What
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go strat drinking again, you post the same shit either way
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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Do you get hangovers? I have a negative association with drinking as I know I'm sending myself a hangover in the post. I wonder if people who drink a lot don't suffer so much the day after.
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So Fucking Banned
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Let's do some business!
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The ones I know still get hangovers, they just don't seem to care. I don't care for drinking much because I hate the way I feel the next day.
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Naughty Laura
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So if being drunk slow down your perception of time, does that mean you can get more done in that time? If so I need to start drinking more! lol
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Ahh Bless you..
You do arouse me, as I go to get my Chinese... Spank Poo... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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it is time for a .......................
I like poo
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sitting around on the computer would be. currently sober needs to get out and live and love life.
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