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Old 05-04-2013, 08:04 AM   #1
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Chicks get so mad when you do this...

Jack off and bust a nut all over their pillow... If you ever wanna rile your girl up for no reason, this is a guaranteed way to do it LOL
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:22 AM   #2
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I do that ALL THE TIME, every single day.
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Old 05-04-2013, 12:14 PM   #3
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I do that ALL THE TIME, every single day.
except its your pillow and there is no girl to rile up.
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Old 05-04-2013, 12:20 PM   #4
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She sounds like a very lucky girl.
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Old 05-04-2013, 04:30 PM   #5
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Next Time change lanes quickly with out signaling and see what happens ;)
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Old 05-04-2013, 04:40 PM   #6
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Old 05-04-2013, 05:33 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2013, 05:41 PM   #8
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I'm married, so it would be my pillow no matter what.
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Old 05-04-2013, 05:55 PM   #9
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Old 05-04-2013, 06:30 PM   #10
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bust a nut all over their sister and see how riled she gets!
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Old 05-06-2013, 11:36 AM   #11
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except its your pillow and there is no girl to rile up.
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:10 PM   #12
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Think that gets them?? Try wiping your cock on the curtains as you leave. that really pisses them off.
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:16 PM   #13
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bust a nut all over their sister and see how riled she gets!
That reminds me, my ex wife's younger sister wants to get into cams
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:25 PM   #14
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Think that gets them?? Try wiping your cock on the curtains as you leave. that really pisses them off.
That would piss them off. yep.
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:38 PM   #15
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Old 05-06-2013, 04:24 PM   #16
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I thought it'd be quite a laugh to jack off and spurt over my wife's back as she lay sleeping, before I left for work one morning years back.

All I'll say is: women have no sense of fucking humour man

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Old 05-07-2013, 12:47 AM   #17
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Old 05-07-2013, 05:36 AM   #18
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Get her pregnant and dump her, that would totally upset her ...
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:29 AM   #19
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I mean, when it's an accident, it's kind of funny, but don't be forcing me to do laundry just out of spite... Or you sleep in your mistake.
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