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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,360
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Chicks get so mad when you do this...
Jack off and bust a nut all over their pillow... If you ever wanna rile your girl up for no reason, this is a guaranteed way to do it LOL
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sweden
Posts: 5,623
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I do that ALL THE TIME, every single day.
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,035
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She sounds like a very lucky girl.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 9,506
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Next Time change lanes quickly with out signaling and see what happens ;)
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Location: NORCAL
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I'm married, so it would be my pillow no matter what.
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So Fucking Banned
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Confirmed Asshole
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
Posts: 12,722
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bust a nut all over their sister and see how riled she gets!
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Work Work Work
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Homeless
Posts: 62,912
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Think that gets them?? Try wiping your cock on the curtains as you leave. that really pisses them off.
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Biker Gnome
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That reminds me, my ex wife's younger sister wants to get into cams
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That would piss them off. yep.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Holland
Posts: 9,870
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you have issues
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I thought it'd be quite a laugh to jack off and spurt over my wife's back as she lay sleeping, before I left for work one morning years back.
All I'll say is: women have no sense of fucking humour man ![]() Last edited by Jel; 05-06-2013 at 04:27 PM.. Reason: she still ended up my wife though, so I changed gf for wife :) |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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Location: Happy in the dark.
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Get her pregnant and dump her, that would totally upset her ...
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Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
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I mean, when it's an accident, it's kind of funny, but don't be forcing me to do laundry just out of spite... Or you sleep in your mistake.
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Downshifter
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Road trip
Posts: 16,413
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